"Learned" implies there was some experiential process to actually discovering these things.
Cannoli Send a noteboard - 08/10/2012 05:06:46 PM
*Having a wife
*Having a fiance
*Having grandchildren (It may be shallow, but it creeps me out.)
*Being too young to legally drink
*Striking up a conversation with the words "Hey, wanna be friends with benefits?" (Look, it's not that I'm necessarily opposed to that kind of arrangement, it just seems to require a friendship to pre-exist. Why not just ask for no strings sex?)
*Asking to have the relationship defined before actually going out on a single date (Can I decide if I like you or not first??)
*Being shorter than me (Once again, it's shallow. But I'm okay with not wanting to date someone on eye level with my breasts.)
*Using the words "bull semen" on the first date. Over dinner.
*Inviting me to move in with you after the third date (That cannot be normal behavior!)
*Giving a postcoital sermon (Look, I'm glad you found Jesus and all, but I wasn't looking for him. Especially here. Yes, I know I called out his name, but that's just cause I couldn't remember yours...)
Most people would not need to find out these are dealbreakers. It's more like one of those truths that would be self-evident. Though the bull semen one could be appropriate in context. *Having a fiance
*Having grandchildren (It may be shallow, but it creeps me out.)
*Being too young to legally drink
*Striking up a conversation with the words "Hey, wanna be friends with benefits?" (Look, it's not that I'm necessarily opposed to that kind of arrangement, it just seems to require a friendship to pre-exist. Why not just ask for no strings sex?)
*Asking to have the relationship defined before actually going out on a single date (Can I decide if I like you or not first??)
*Being shorter than me (Once again, it's shallow. But I'm okay with not wanting to date someone on eye level with my breasts.)
*Using the words "bull semen" on the first date. Over dinner.
*Inviting me to move in with you after the third date (That cannot be normal behavior!)
*Giving a postcoital sermon (Look, I'm glad you found Jesus and all, but I wasn't looking for him. Especially here. Yes, I know I called out his name, but that's just cause I couldn't remember yours...)
*Having served time in prison for assault on a female (That was an important one! How'd I forget that??)
ServED time. He's good now. Paid his debt, whatever. And why specifically mentioning females? Male victims don't rate? Do you think a guy who goes after the bigger and stronger gender is going to be less likely to think of you as easier? Or are you looking for a chivalrous mindset that is at odds with your rather contemporary sexual mores? I gotta tell you, that's going to be rather tricky to find.
Cannoli
“Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions.” GK Chesteron
Inde muagdhe Aes Sedai misain ye!
Deus Vult!
*MySmiley*
“Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions.” GK Chesteron
Inde muagdhe Aes Sedai misain ye!
Deus Vult!
*MySmiley*
NSSP Things I've learned are dealbreakers
- 07/10/2012 08:29:56 PM
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My list is short
- 07/10/2012 11:05:43 PM
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"Learned" implies there was some experiential process to actually discovering these things.
- 08/10/2012 05:06:46 PM
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I doubt she'd worry about the guy's debt to society so much as her own safety.
- 08/10/2012 05:58:57 PM
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Re: "Learned" implies there was some experiential process to actually discovering these things.
- 08/10/2012 06:53:19 PM
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- 08/10/2012 07:06:50 PM
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Re: "Learned" implies there was some experiential process to actually discovering these things.
- 08/10/2012 07:15:55 PM
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I was amused, and trying to compound the amusement. IMO, a humor tag ruins the joke
- 09/10/2012 05:29:13 PM
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my list is very short
- 08/10/2012 05:23:00 PM
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Re: my list is very short
- 08/10/2012 06:56:36 PM
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it is good to have rules
- 09/10/2012 05:36:45 PM
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