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Maybe toss in felons and non-English speakers. *NM* Narg Send a noteboard - 07/10/2012 09:09:27 PM

This whole dating thing is difficult. So I'm working on my list of dating dealbreakers...

*Having a wife

*Having a fiance

*Having grandchildren (It may be shallow, but it creeps me out.)

*Being too young to legally drink

*Striking up a conversation with the words "Hey, wanna be friends with benefits?" (Look, it's not that I'm necessarily opposed to that kind of arrangement, it just seems to require a friendship to pre-exist. Why not just ask for no strings sex?)

*Asking to have the relationship defined before actually going out on a single date (Can I decide if I like you or not first??)

*Being shorter than me (Once again, it's shallow. But I'm okay with not wanting to date someone on eye level with my breasts.)

*Using the words "bull semen" on the first date. Over dinner.

*Inviting me to move in with you after the third date (That cannot be normal behavior!)

*Giving a postcoital sermon (Look, I'm glad you found Jesus and all, but I wasn't looking for him. Especially here. Yes, I know I called out his name, but that's just cause I couldn't remember yours...)

So anybody have any words of advice or encouragement? Maybe other red flags to looks for?
A little learning is a dangerous thing.
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NSSP Things I've learned are dealbreakers - 07/10/2012 08:29:56 PM 1078 Views
Maybe toss in felons and non-English speakers. *NM* - 07/10/2012 09:09:27 PM 351 Views
Oh! That reminds me!! ... *NM* - 07/10/2012 09:14:20 PM 431 Views
Perkele... *NM* - 08/10/2012 08:58:39 PM 364 Views
That's an awfully broad age range - 07/10/2012 09:44:45 PM 754 Views
My list is short - 07/10/2012 11:05:43 PM 744 Views
What if she doesn't like the prequels? *NM* - 08/10/2012 06:14:20 AM 368 Views
That's alright - 08/10/2012 08:47:37 AM 752 Views
my list is very short - 08/10/2012 05:23:00 PM 644 Views
Re: my list is very short - 08/10/2012 06:56:36 PM 757 Views
it is good to have rules - 09/10/2012 05:36:45 PM 660 Views
or maybe the question should be.... - 09/10/2012 05:59:03 PM 676 Views
the answer to that is because I still have to sleep *NM* - 10/10/2012 05:34:48 PM 384 Views
Just a few I can think of. - 09/10/2012 05:58:30 PM 1064 Views
I'll give a few of mine too, just for variety: - 09/10/2012 08:58:31 PM 799 Views
Well, since I like making lists - 09/10/2012 09:27:16 PM 653 Views

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