I'm a member of a secretive sect founded in the 17th century and with the arcane arts I've learned from our order's secret tomes, such as Philosophiae Naturalis Principia Mathematica I can determine the motion of celestial bodies centuries into the future, bring a semblance of life to inanimate objects with fire, and even conjure lightning.
Secretive, eh? I'd like to do the fire thing.
The novice-initiate must use a crude combination of Earth, Fire, Air, and Water to animate the inanimate. By placing the Air and Water inside a vessel of Earth, and applying the Fire, one can transmute the water into air, creating a false breath of life to the automaton. Consult the works of Thomas Newcomen, a pyromancer of the early 18th century, if you wish to delve into these mysteries.
Should I use it for good, or for awesome...?
I'm not strange. I'm normal. Everyone else is strange.
Oosta!
Never underestimate the power of the nerd!
Of randomness!
- 21/04/2012 11:38:53 PM
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Re: Of randomness!
- 22/04/2012 12:39:45 AM
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That is one complicated thing of liking soda.
- 22/04/2012 12:50:10 AM
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I'm a complicated sorta person
- 22/04/2012 03:01:04 AM
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- 22/04/2012 03:01:04 AM
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That...actually makes sense.
- 22/04/2012 03:44:05 AM
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sure
- 22/04/2012 12:52:57 AM
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Re: Of randomness!
- 22/04/2012 10:09:28 AM
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In way, that is a first job.
- 22/04/2012 01:32:38 PM
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Yeah, but it's just so ****ing pathetic. I'm almost 20 *NM*
- 22/04/2012 02:03:34 PM
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Hey, at least it's a job. The economy still ain't great. *NM*
- 22/04/2012 02:20:18 PM
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I'll play
- 22/04/2012 03:00:00 PM
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Fanta isn't incredibly common round here. You see it sometimes, though.
- 22/04/2012 10:42:36 PM
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- 22/04/2012 05:16:54 PM
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