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Different kinds of answers. nossy Send a noteboard - 19/02/2012 10:52:31 PM
If you're friends with me on Facebook, you may have seen these before. But these are things people MUST know!

1. How can the Kool-Aid guy break through a brick wall if he's made of glass (or plastic, depending on your view)?

Steroids.

2. When you're at a movie theater, how do you work out which arm rest is yours?

I usually keep everything tucked in.

3. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Whatever I wanted.

4. How do you throw away a trash can?

Put it in a bigger trash can.

5. Who ARE you?

If you don't know, I'm not telling you.

6. When the batteries in your TV remote start going dead, why do you press harder on the buttons?

Because that works. I also blew in the cartridges.

7. When a grocery store has a natural foods section, does that make the rest of the food unnatural?

Most foods in American stores are unnatural.
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Stupid Questions! LordPerrin - 19/02/2012 08:27:08 PM 1015 Views
Stupid answers. Nate - 19/02/2012 08:41:27 PM 777 Views
No trick with number 5. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:07:09 AM 827 Views
"If it tastes like food but it's not, it must be Squeezy-Cheese. " Joel - 19/02/2012 09:44:57 PM 741 Views
On an Animaniacs kick, are we? LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:10:38 AM 821 Views
So it IS false advertising then; I knew it! *contacts lawyer* Joel - 20/02/2012 02:16:22 AM 765 Views
Not necessarily. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:35:09 AM 858 Views
I will sample the cotton candy then... Joel - 20/02/2012 03:32:47 AM 744 Views
Re: Stupid Questions! Colonel Logain - 19/02/2012 09:53:45 PM 821 Views
Maybe the natural foods scale is 1-10, with 10 being the most organic. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:12:12 AM 797 Views
Good answer Colonel Logain - 20/02/2012 09:27:39 PM 726 Views
I may also be the very model of cartoon individual. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 10:05:21 PM 891 Views
Different kinds of answers. nossy - 19/02/2012 10:52:31 PM 718 Views
You think the Kool-Aid guy would have 'Roid 'Rage by now, then. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:14:24 AM 716 Views
Encyclopedia Says... LadyLorraine - 19/02/2012 11:43:23 PM 739 Views
Realistic, indeed. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:16:08 AM 707 Views
Dictionary says "natural" and "artificial" are antonyms. Joel - 20/02/2012 03:31:20 AM 809 Views
My stupid answers... vandevere - 20/02/2012 09:10:19 PM 746 Views
Well, I'm still working it out, but as far as I can tell, I'm me. *NM* LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 10:40:06 PM 360 Views
Re: Stupid Questions! Scott Blademaster - 22/02/2012 04:45:04 AM 927 Views
Kool with a K. Klassy. LordPerrin - 22/02/2012 11:07:42 PM 736 Views
'Cause poor literacy is kool Scott Blademaster - 23/02/2012 06:25:36 AM 956 Views
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