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Re: Stupid Questions! Colonel Logain Send a noteboard - 19/02/2012 09:53:45 PM
If you're friends with me on Facebook, you may have seen these before. But these are things people MUST know!

1. How can the Kool-Aid guy break through a brick wall if he's made of glass (or plastic, depending on your view)?

He aims for the weakest part in the wall.

2. When you're at a movie theater, how do you work out which arm rest is yours?

You assume they're both yours.

3. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Both. You've succeded in your aim, and failed whatever it is you were attempting to fail.

4. How do you throw away a trash can?

Throw it into a bigger one.

5. Who ARE you?

Excuse me? I think the question is, who are you! We're in a war, man! There's no time for stupid questions! I should have your hat for this, snatch it right off your head. But I'm feeling gracious today, so carry on before I report you.

6. When the batteries in your TV remote start going dead, why do you press harder on the buttons?

To get every last bit of power out of them

7. When a grocery store has a natural foods section, does that make the rest of the food unnatural?

Maybe there's a scale of naturalness, and the foods in the natural section are right at the top of that scale.

That's good, right there. Any answers, anyone?

Seven answers for seven questions. That seems to be a fair exchange.
*MySmiley*

I have nothing to add. I just wanted to be included in this thread.
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Stupid Questions! LordPerrin - 19/02/2012 08:27:08 PM 1082 Views
Stupid answers. Nate - 19/02/2012 08:41:27 PM 855 Views
No trick with number 5. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:07:09 AM 896 Views
"If it tastes like food but it's not, it must be Squeezy-Cheese. " Joel - 19/02/2012 09:44:57 PM 811 Views
On an Animaniacs kick, are we? LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:10:38 AM 859 Views
So it IS false advertising then; I knew it! *contacts lawyer* Joel - 20/02/2012 02:16:22 AM 830 Views
Not necessarily. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:35:09 AM 934 Views
I will sample the cotton candy then... Joel - 20/02/2012 03:32:47 AM 812 Views
Re: Stupid Questions! Colonel Logain - 19/02/2012 09:53:45 PM 898 Views
Maybe the natural foods scale is 1-10, with 10 being the most organic. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:12:12 AM 863 Views
Good answer Colonel Logain - 20/02/2012 09:27:39 PM 810 Views
I may also be the very model of cartoon individual. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 10:05:21 PM 966 Views
Different kinds of answers. nossy - 19/02/2012 10:52:31 PM 795 Views
You think the Kool-Aid guy would have 'Roid 'Rage by now, then. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:14:24 AM 780 Views
Encyclopedia Says... LadyLorraine - 19/02/2012 11:43:23 PM 811 Views
Realistic, indeed. LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 02:16:08 AM 774 Views
Dictionary says "natural" and "artificial" are antonyms. Joel - 20/02/2012 03:31:20 AM 879 Views
My stupid answers... vandevere - 20/02/2012 09:10:19 PM 803 Views
Well, I'm still working it out, but as far as I can tell, I'm me. *NM* LordPerrin - 20/02/2012 10:40:06 PM 387 Views
Re: Stupid Questions! Scott Blademaster - 22/02/2012 04:45:04 AM 997 Views
Kool with a K. Klassy. LordPerrin - 22/02/2012 11:07:42 PM 809 Views
'Cause poor literacy is kool Scott Blademaster - 23/02/2012 06:25:36 AM 1015 Views
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