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Re: LOL... I'm not a prude. Let me elaborate. Dark Knight Send a noteboard - 31/01/2012 09:47:23 PM
It's more that e.g. not everyone cares if someone doesn't smell like a bed of roses. Sure, it can be too much, but the idea that showering beforehand is very important just makes you sound prissy.


I guess it might sound prissy but the thought of oral sex at the end of the day...without a shower...uh yeah I guess I'm prissy.

Nor does everyone thing anal sex is gross (it's not my thing, but plenty of people are extremely fond of it, including rimming).


I have nothing against anal sex, as long as...you know...it's clean in there. But rimming? Good lord, I can't imagaine that.

Position 69 can also be done while lying on your side and that way you can avoid going too deeply in the anal region if it bothers you.


Yeah, I'm familiar with that position as well. It has it benefits and drawbacks.

Not everyone cares whether or not the woman shaves her pubes. Personally, every day shaving sounds like a tedious chore! Trimming is much easier and prevents stubble too.


Trimming is great. I was just making the point that if a woman likes to be clean-shaven, she should maintain it. I prefer trimmed.

Laughing in bed can be incredibly fun.


Fun, yes. Sexy? Not really. Laughing is a different type of pleasure. It removes you from the whole hot and heavy vibe. I can laugh whenever I want. I can't have sex that regularly!

The notion of a woman saying "fuck my pussy, fuck my pussy hard oh yeah let me feel it, harder harder faster faster" because in her mind she's wondering whether you're ever going to come... just is a funny mental image. You think you're bored? Guess what the woman is thinking after 30 minutes... Yes, she did just make a shopping list in her mind. Her enthusiastic moans are really desperate pleas that you'll finally be done.


It is funny, but hey, whatever gets the job done! I'm sure she was done 15 minutes ago but it's the guy's orgasm that ends sex, unfortunately.

Etc. etc.
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Uncomfortable sex facts (because this board needs more spice) Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 04:56:13 PM 2451 Views
there's nothing wrong with laughter in general LadyLorraine - 31/01/2012 05:14:23 PM 1232 Views
There is a reason it is uncomfortable. Narg - 31/01/2012 05:43:22 PM 1426 Views
What, are we going to get stupid clichés about geeks on a geek site? Legolas - 01/02/2012 09:59:41 PM 1216 Views
Wait, wait, wait! Rebekah - 01/02/2012 10:08:38 PM 1204 Views
I didn't exactly think this was a mystery... Legolas - 01/02/2012 10:15:57 PM 1158 Views
It was to me! Rebekah - 01/02/2012 10:19:15 PM 1280 Views
I see. Legolas - 01/02/2012 10:24:47 PM 1115 Views
Re: I see. Rebekah - 01/02/2012 10:28:50 PM 1122 Views
Come back when you're an adult. *NM* Tom - 31/01/2012 05:59:52 PM 661 Views
Ok I'm back *NM* Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 06:03:57 PM 745 Views
Oh please. *NM* Aeryn - 01/02/2012 07:02:10 PM 695 Views
It's pretty clear that the poster is hypersensitive and immature. Tom - 01/02/2012 07:54:55 PM 1175 Views
It's called anger. Call it immaturity if it suits you. Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:04:23 PM 1281 Views
You also act as if I actively insulted you... which I haven't. *NM* Helene - 01/02/2012 09:35:48 PM 732 Views
Actively? Maybe, maybe not. Passively? Definitely Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:57:02 PM 1144 Views
I think her point is that she's not using that phrase as an insult LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 10:01:13 PM 1017 Views
I like your list. Orange - 31/01/2012 06:00:28 PM 1180 Views
Oh for goodness sake I don't even know where to start, there's so much wrong with this. Morgawse - 31/01/2012 07:02:34 PM 1344 Views
How old are you? Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 07:36:33 PM 1164 Views
26. Not that I can see how it matters. Morgawse - 31/01/2012 07:40:43 PM 1382 Views
Re: 26. Not that I can see how it matters. Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 08:04:52 PM 1429 Views
Someone tells you to grow up and this your response? Narg - 31/01/2012 09:51:31 PM 1309 Views
Yes, it is a mature, reasonable angry response Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 10:10:08 PM 1276 Views
Re: Yes, it is a mature, reasonable angry response Morgawse - 31/01/2012 10:43:16 PM 1180 Views
No, I was filling in the blank Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 10:52:30 PM 1182 Views
I think you'll find the arrow was supposed to point at the quote of your post below. Legolas - 31/01/2012 11:11:15 PM 1114 Views
It's not so much that what you write is "wrong", but it shows you are a bit naive and inexperienced Helene - 31/01/2012 07:28:09 PM 1326 Views
Jesus Christ people Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 07:35:28 PM 1329 Views
LOL... I'm not a prude. Let me elaborate. Helene - 31/01/2012 08:19:22 PM 1323 Views
aah ah aha your last paragraph made me laugh LadyLorraine - 31/01/2012 08:26:12 PM 1257 Views
and yet another advantage of marriage Ray - 02/02/2012 04:45:41 PM 1220 Views
Re: LOL... I'm not a prude. Let me elaborate. Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 09:47:23 PM 1229 Views
Just to jump in for a second. heartbreak - 31/01/2012 10:50:12 PM 1351 Views
People seem to be missing my point Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 10:58:42 PM 1236 Views
'Weird' is a loaded word. It carries a judgment. Morgawse - 31/01/2012 11:03:12 PM 1194 Views
Goodness, people, they are not "rules." He clearly states these are his PERSONAL opinions. Aeryn - 01/02/2012 07:10:27 PM 1136 Views
#3 is really not an option. Not with this crowd, anyways *NM* Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:06:25 PM 695 Views
I point you to the title of his post: "Uncomfortable sex FACTS" (caps mine). Rebekah - 01/02/2012 09:36:00 PM 1126 Views
Facts for me *NM* Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:44:43 PM 655 Views
*NM* Rebekah - 01/02/2012 09:46:06 PM 667 Views
....That is not the definition of a fact. *NM* LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:48:10 PM 653 Views
Wow, you really want to do this? Just let it go Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:53:52 PM 1134 Views
I wasn't about to pick a fight with you about it LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:56:42 PM 1169 Views
Quote: "Here are some musings from my personal experience". Context matters. Nitpicking is annoying. *NM* Aeryn - 02/02/2012 01:27:00 AM 691 Views
He made hard and fast rules??? callandor1000 - 01/02/2012 05:00:30 AM 1238 Views
This board takes itself very seriously at times, it's weird *NM* beetnemesis - 01/02/2012 02:00:04 PM 727 Views
Thank you! Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 03:25:57 PM 1114 Views
I'm still pretty confused. Many of the people who are acting immature towards you callandor1000 - 02/02/2012 05:27:49 AM 1141 Views
Different strokes for different folks Helene - 01/02/2012 04:38:45 PM 1209 Views
Please stop questioning my sexual experience Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 04:49:28 PM 1104 Views
You just complained that you don't have sex often enough to laugh during sex... and now claim to Helene - 01/02/2012 05:15:21 PM 1083 Views
I did? Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 05:37:55 PM 1019 Views
*snort* I don't think anyone should have jumped down your throat... LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 05:49:27 PM 1153 Views
Anybody who hasn't jumped down my throat hasn't replied with anything I can respond to Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 06:04:53 PM 1095 Views
To me, that just sounds like you're looking for agreement, not discussion LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 08:07:19 PM 1117 Views
I didn't call you a virgin...? Helene - 01/02/2012 08:23:25 PM 1099 Views
Man you just don't get it Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:43:21 PM 1218 Views
since you asked... LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:14:44 PM 1011 Views
Re: since you asked... Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:44:03 PM 1321 Views
Helene has yet to actually insult you LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:55:32 PM 1100 Views
I am overreacting a little bit Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 10:00:09 PM 1113 Views
see dude, here's part of the problem LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 10:03:27 PM 1039 Views
The caps really aren't going to help your case, you do realize... Legolas - 01/02/2012 09:16:50 PM 1119 Views
It was my last resort, man. I was talking to a brick wall *NM* Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:37:20 PM 683 Views
You're a real piece of work. *NM* Narg - 01/02/2012 09:20:45 PM 661 Views
How so? Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:45:41 PM 1070 Views
You sure get worked up Helene - 01/02/2012 09:29:34 PM 1063 Views
I suppose asking if "you're a bit of a twat" isn't an insult, but just a reasonable hypothesis? Dan - 02/02/2012 12:41:50 AM 1056 Views
So after someone uses the online equivalent of yelling at me Helene - 02/02/2012 12:58:06 AM 1145 Views
Yes, the twat comment wasn't okay either. ironclad - 02/02/2012 09:02:15 AM 1082 Views
And here I was about to write another post about hardcore pornography *NM* beetnemesis - 31/01/2012 07:31:14 PM 655 Views
While I agree with the ladies... ironclad - 31/01/2012 11:42:25 PM 1230 Views
One thing I learned this past year... MightyYT - 01/02/2012 05:48:51 AM 1135 Views
ironclad - 01/02/2012 08:26:05 AM 1315 Views
I think he does... Great Lord of Chaos - 01/02/2012 03:30:58 PM 1129 Views
I can't recall the scene. What was it again? *NM* Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:05:28 PM 659 Views
Not having to shave my balls is just anohter reason to be glad I am married *NM* Ray - 01/02/2012 04:56:19 PM 800 Views
well if the damn system is going to double post then add no condom required as another reason *NM* Ray - 01/02/2012 04:56:20 PM 668 Views
Don't know why everyone jumped on you like they did. Aeryn - 01/02/2012 07:07:14 PM 1260 Views
Thanks for the support Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:01:27 PM 1054 Views
Perhaps they don't read enough "sex advice" articles online? Every list is phrased that way. *NM* Aeryn - 02/02/2012 01:29:12 AM 648 Views
Admittedly, I tend to find online sex tips articles to be pretty juvinile too *NM* Helene - 02/02/2012 01:36:08 AM 686 Views
Ya don't say. Joel - 02/02/2012 11:21:45 PM 1063 Views
It means I'm not part of the target demographic for these articles. *NM* Helene - 03/02/2012 08:53:49 AM 637 Views
You linked me to one of them once upon a time. Joel - 03/02/2012 09:11:58 AM 1030 Views
The article I linked you to was wholly different from the type of article Aeryn was referring to Helene - 03/02/2012 03:03:50 PM 1197 Views
Ah, then I do not feel as bad (just maybe a bit guilty for the comparison.) Joel - 03/02/2012 03:22:52 PM 1058 Views
This thread cracks me up. *NM* Rebekah - 01/02/2012 09:34:52 PM 693 Views
It got out of hand, sadly Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:50:46 PM 1070 Views
That perennial issue of tone on the internet, huh? Rebekah - 01/02/2012 09:59:29 PM 1191 Views
ignoring things is usually the best way to keep them from squiggling out of hand LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:59:35 PM 1024 Views
True, true. I let my anger get the best of me. Lessons learned. Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 10:02:57 PM 1114 Views
that's because it's gross LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 10:05:36 PM 1236 Views
I'm kind of upset by it and wishing I hadn't posted at all, to be honest. Morgawse - 01/02/2012 10:58:51 PM 1513 Views
Uh huh, that discussion completely went south Stephen - 02/02/2012 12:27:02 AM 1087 Views
So full of shit. Dan - 02/02/2012 12:33:32 AM 1314 Views
Man, if I had a nickel for everytime THAT has happened.... Joel - 02/02/2012 11:16:07 PM 1159 Views
Agreed. Joel - 02/02/2012 11:19:41 PM 971 Views
Helene and Morgawse are worthless and pedantic nothings. Ignore them next time. Thread was fine. *NM* Dan - 01/02/2012 10:40:53 PM 729 Views
....well thanks, buddy. *NM* Morgawse - 01/02/2012 10:57:07 PM 749 Views
Uncalled for and completely untrue ironclad - 01/02/2012 11:03:52 PM 1273 Views
Right. Really? Dan - 02/02/2012 12:36:28 AM 1295 Views
I referred to you making a rude and general statement about people I doubt you know very well ironclad - 02/02/2012 08:52:09 AM 1103 Views
I don't know what bone you have to pick with me, but I doubt I deserve it Helene - 02/02/2012 12:38:45 AM 1126 Views
And people complain about the political arguments. *NM* ranagrande - 02/02/2012 12:31:06 AM 654 Views
Just what I was thinking. Joel - 02/02/2012 11:17:16 PM 1009 Views
I laughed at this thread. Hard. *NM* Ghavrel - 02/02/2012 02:51:45 AM 596 Views
Heh-heh, heh-heh, you said "hard"! Macharius - 02/02/2012 04:06:43 AM 1061 Views
Man, there was some piling on in this thread. I didn't think your post was that bad. everynametaken - 02/02/2012 06:06:02 AM 1650 Views
LOL ironclad - 02/02/2012 09:01:22 AM 1218 Views
Re: LOL Macharius - 02/02/2012 04:36:10 PM 1165 Views
You misunderstood ironclad - 02/02/2012 06:20:15 PM 1168 Views
I think the board has PMS this week ßelals Girl - 02/02/2012 02:13:58 PM 1046 Views
Re: Uncomfortable sex facts (because this board needs more spice) j-whitt987 - 02/02/2012 02:47:45 PM 1241 Views
Too crass. For real spice try the hot sex in this video Sports_Gambler - 03/02/2012 12:30:21 PM 1119 Views
The cuts to a woman cleaning her kitchen kinda ruin it for me *NM* ironclad - 03/02/2012 12:36:25 PM 653 Views
Lets search for more hot sex scenes then *NM* Sports_Gambler - 03/02/2012 12:53:00 PM 660 Views
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