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Re: LOL... I'm not a prude. Let me elaborate. Dark Knight Send a noteboard - 31/01/2012 09:47:23 PM
It's more that e.g. not everyone cares if someone doesn't smell like a bed of roses. Sure, it can be too much, but the idea that showering beforehand is very important just makes you sound prissy.


I guess it might sound prissy but the thought of oral sex at the end of the day...without a shower...uh yeah I guess I'm prissy.

Nor does everyone thing anal sex is gross (it's not my thing, but plenty of people are extremely fond of it, including rimming).


I have nothing against anal sex, as long as...you know...it's clean in there. But rimming? Good lord, I can't imagaine that.

Position 69 can also be done while lying on your side and that way you can avoid going too deeply in the anal region if it bothers you.


Yeah, I'm familiar with that position as well. It has it benefits and drawbacks.

Not everyone cares whether or not the woman shaves her pubes. Personally, every day shaving sounds like a tedious chore! Trimming is much easier and prevents stubble too.


Trimming is great. I was just making the point that if a woman likes to be clean-shaven, she should maintain it. I prefer trimmed.

Laughing in bed can be incredibly fun.


Fun, yes. Sexy? Not really. Laughing is a different type of pleasure. It removes you from the whole hot and heavy vibe. I can laugh whenever I want. I can't have sex that regularly!

The notion of a woman saying "fuck my pussy, fuck my pussy hard oh yeah let me feel it, harder harder faster faster" because in her mind she's wondering whether you're ever going to come... just is a funny mental image. You think you're bored? Guess what the woman is thinking after 30 minutes... Yes, she did just make a shopping list in her mind. Her enthusiastic moans are really desperate pleas that you'll finally be done.


It is funny, but hey, whatever gets the job done! I'm sure she was done 15 minutes ago but it's the guy's orgasm that ends sex, unfortunately.

Etc. etc.
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Uncomfortable sex facts (because this board needs more spice) Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 04:56:13 PM 2426 Views
there's nothing wrong with laughter in general LadyLorraine - 31/01/2012 05:14:23 PM 1196 Views
There is a reason it is uncomfortable. Narg - 31/01/2012 05:43:22 PM 1392 Views
What, are we going to get stupid clichés about geeks on a geek site? Legolas - 01/02/2012 09:59:41 PM 1182 Views
Wait, wait, wait! Rebekah - 01/02/2012 10:08:38 PM 1168 Views
I didn't exactly think this was a mystery... Legolas - 01/02/2012 10:15:57 PM 1129 Views
It was to me! Rebekah - 01/02/2012 10:19:15 PM 1246 Views
I see. Legolas - 01/02/2012 10:24:47 PM 1086 Views
Re: I see. Rebekah - 01/02/2012 10:28:50 PM 1093 Views
Come back when you're an adult. *NM* Tom - 31/01/2012 05:59:52 PM 647 Views
Ok I'm back *NM* Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 06:03:57 PM 733 Views
Oh please. *NM* Aeryn - 01/02/2012 07:02:10 PM 686 Views
It's pretty clear that the poster is hypersensitive and immature. Tom - 01/02/2012 07:54:55 PM 1137 Views
It's called anger. Call it immaturity if it suits you. Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:04:23 PM 1249 Views
You also act as if I actively insulted you... which I haven't. *NM* Helene - 01/02/2012 09:35:48 PM 716 Views
Actively? Maybe, maybe not. Passively? Definitely Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:57:02 PM 1112 Views
I think her point is that she's not using that phrase as an insult LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 10:01:13 PM 987 Views
I like your list. Orange - 31/01/2012 06:00:28 PM 1148 Views
Oh for goodness sake I don't even know where to start, there's so much wrong with this. Morgawse - 31/01/2012 07:02:34 PM 1315 Views
How old are you? Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 07:36:33 PM 1134 Views
26. Not that I can see how it matters. Morgawse - 31/01/2012 07:40:43 PM 1347 Views
Re: 26. Not that I can see how it matters. Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 08:04:52 PM 1395 Views
Someone tells you to grow up and this your response? Narg - 31/01/2012 09:51:31 PM 1277 Views
Yes, it is a mature, reasonable angry response Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 10:10:08 PM 1249 Views
Re: Yes, it is a mature, reasonable angry response Morgawse - 31/01/2012 10:43:16 PM 1152 Views
No, I was filling in the blank Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 10:52:30 PM 1152 Views
I think you'll find the arrow was supposed to point at the quote of your post below. Legolas - 31/01/2012 11:11:15 PM 1089 Views
It's not so much that what you write is "wrong", but it shows you are a bit naive and inexperienced Helene - 31/01/2012 07:28:09 PM 1297 Views
Jesus Christ people Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 07:35:28 PM 1299 Views
LOL... I'm not a prude. Let me elaborate. Helene - 31/01/2012 08:19:22 PM 1283 Views
aah ah aha your last paragraph made me laugh LadyLorraine - 31/01/2012 08:26:12 PM 1226 Views
and yet another advantage of marriage Ray - 02/02/2012 04:45:41 PM 1186 Views
Re: LOL... I'm not a prude. Let me elaborate. Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 09:47:23 PM 1198 Views
Just to jump in for a second. heartbreak - 31/01/2012 10:50:12 PM 1316 Views
People seem to be missing my point Dark Knight - 31/01/2012 10:58:42 PM 1209 Views
'Weird' is a loaded word. It carries a judgment. Morgawse - 31/01/2012 11:03:12 PM 1165 Views
Goodness, people, they are not "rules." He clearly states these are his PERSONAL opinions. Aeryn - 01/02/2012 07:10:27 PM 1095 Views
#3 is really not an option. Not with this crowd, anyways *NM* Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:06:25 PM 687 Views
I point you to the title of his post: "Uncomfortable sex FACTS" (caps mine). Rebekah - 01/02/2012 09:36:00 PM 1092 Views
Facts for me *NM* Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:44:43 PM 646 Views
*NM* Rebekah - 01/02/2012 09:46:06 PM 656 Views
....That is not the definition of a fact. *NM* LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:48:10 PM 645 Views
Wow, you really want to do this? Just let it go Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:53:52 PM 1096 Views
I wasn't about to pick a fight with you about it LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:56:42 PM 1137 Views
Quote: "Here are some musings from my personal experience". Context matters. Nitpicking is annoying. *NM* Aeryn - 02/02/2012 01:27:00 AM 678 Views
He made hard and fast rules??? callandor1000 - 01/02/2012 05:00:30 AM 1209 Views
This board takes itself very seriously at times, it's weird *NM* beetnemesis - 01/02/2012 02:00:04 PM 717 Views
Thank you! Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 03:25:57 PM 1078 Views
I'm still pretty confused. Many of the people who are acting immature towards you callandor1000 - 02/02/2012 05:27:49 AM 1115 Views
Different strokes for different folks Helene - 01/02/2012 04:38:45 PM 1183 Views
Please stop questioning my sexual experience Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 04:49:28 PM 1082 Views
You just complained that you don't have sex often enough to laugh during sex... and now claim to Helene - 01/02/2012 05:15:21 PM 1051 Views
I did? Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 05:37:55 PM 983 Views
*snort* I don't think anyone should have jumped down your throat... LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 05:49:27 PM 1122 Views
Anybody who hasn't jumped down my throat hasn't replied with anything I can respond to Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 06:04:53 PM 1061 Views
To me, that just sounds like you're looking for agreement, not discussion LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 08:07:19 PM 1087 Views
I didn't call you a virgin...? Helene - 01/02/2012 08:23:25 PM 1063 Views
Man you just don't get it Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:43:21 PM 1176 Views
since you asked... LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:14:44 PM 974 Views
Re: since you asked... Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:44:03 PM 1288 Views
Helene has yet to actually insult you LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:55:32 PM 1060 Views
I am overreacting a little bit Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 10:00:09 PM 1082 Views
see dude, here's part of the problem LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 10:03:27 PM 1006 Views
The caps really aren't going to help your case, you do realize... Legolas - 01/02/2012 09:16:50 PM 1087 Views
It was my last resort, man. I was talking to a brick wall *NM* Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:37:20 PM 668 Views
You're a real piece of work. *NM* Narg - 01/02/2012 09:20:45 PM 650 Views
How so? Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:45:41 PM 1041 Views
You sure get worked up Helene - 01/02/2012 09:29:34 PM 1032 Views
I suppose asking if "you're a bit of a twat" isn't an insult, but just a reasonable hypothesis? Dan - 02/02/2012 12:41:50 AM 1021 Views
So after someone uses the online equivalent of yelling at me Helene - 02/02/2012 12:58:06 AM 1118 Views
Yes, the twat comment wasn't okay either. ironclad - 02/02/2012 09:02:15 AM 1054 Views
And here I was about to write another post about hardcore pornography *NM* beetnemesis - 31/01/2012 07:31:14 PM 640 Views
While I agree with the ladies... ironclad - 31/01/2012 11:42:25 PM 1190 Views
One thing I learned this past year... MightyYT - 01/02/2012 05:48:51 AM 1103 Views
ironclad - 01/02/2012 08:26:05 AM 1281 Views
I think he does... Great Lord of Chaos - 01/02/2012 03:30:58 PM 1107 Views
I can't recall the scene. What was it again? *NM* Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:05:28 PM 645 Views
Not having to shave my balls is just anohter reason to be glad I am married *NM* Ray - 01/02/2012 04:56:19 PM 788 Views
well if the damn system is going to double post then add no condom required as another reason *NM* Ray - 01/02/2012 04:56:20 PM 658 Views
Don't know why everyone jumped on you like they did. Aeryn - 01/02/2012 07:07:14 PM 1230 Views
Thanks for the support Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 08:01:27 PM 1025 Views
Perhaps they don't read enough "sex advice" articles online? Every list is phrased that way. *NM* Aeryn - 02/02/2012 01:29:12 AM 638 Views
Admittedly, I tend to find online sex tips articles to be pretty juvinile too *NM* Helene - 02/02/2012 01:36:08 AM 673 Views
Ya don't say. Joel - 02/02/2012 11:21:45 PM 1035 Views
It means I'm not part of the target demographic for these articles. *NM* Helene - 03/02/2012 08:53:49 AM 626 Views
You linked me to one of them once upon a time. Joel - 03/02/2012 09:11:58 AM 1003 Views
The article I linked you to was wholly different from the type of article Aeryn was referring to Helene - 03/02/2012 03:03:50 PM 1165 Views
Ah, then I do not feel as bad (just maybe a bit guilty for the comparison.) Joel - 03/02/2012 03:22:52 PM 1027 Views
This thread cracks me up. *NM* Rebekah - 01/02/2012 09:34:52 PM 684 Views
It got out of hand, sadly Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 09:50:46 PM 1035 Views
That perennial issue of tone on the internet, huh? Rebekah - 01/02/2012 09:59:29 PM 1157 Views
ignoring things is usually the best way to keep them from squiggling out of hand LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 09:59:35 PM 994 Views
True, true. I let my anger get the best of me. Lessons learned. Dark Knight - 01/02/2012 10:02:57 PM 1077 Views
that's because it's gross LadyLorraine - 01/02/2012 10:05:36 PM 1205 Views
I'm kind of upset by it and wishing I hadn't posted at all, to be honest. Morgawse - 01/02/2012 10:58:51 PM 1482 Views
Uh huh, that discussion completely went south Stephen - 02/02/2012 12:27:02 AM 1057 Views
So full of shit. Dan - 02/02/2012 12:33:32 AM 1280 Views
Man, if I had a nickel for everytime THAT has happened.... Joel - 02/02/2012 11:16:07 PM 1129 Views
Agreed. Joel - 02/02/2012 11:19:41 PM 945 Views
Helene and Morgawse are worthless and pedantic nothings. Ignore them next time. Thread was fine. *NM* Dan - 01/02/2012 10:40:53 PM 713 Views
....well thanks, buddy. *NM* Morgawse - 01/02/2012 10:57:07 PM 740 Views
Uncalled for and completely untrue ironclad - 01/02/2012 11:03:52 PM 1247 Views
Right. Really? Dan - 02/02/2012 12:36:28 AM 1261 Views
I referred to you making a rude and general statement about people I doubt you know very well ironclad - 02/02/2012 08:52:09 AM 1071 Views
I don't know what bone you have to pick with me, but I doubt I deserve it Helene - 02/02/2012 12:38:45 AM 1081 Views
And people complain about the political arguments. *NM* ranagrande - 02/02/2012 12:31:06 AM 644 Views
Just what I was thinking. Joel - 02/02/2012 11:17:16 PM 973 Views
I laughed at this thread. Hard. *NM* Ghavrel - 02/02/2012 02:51:45 AM 586 Views
Heh-heh, heh-heh, you said "hard"! Macharius - 02/02/2012 04:06:43 AM 1034 Views
Man, there was some piling on in this thread. I didn't think your post was that bad. everynametaken - 02/02/2012 06:06:02 AM 1624 Views
LOL ironclad - 02/02/2012 09:01:22 AM 1181 Views
Re: LOL Macharius - 02/02/2012 04:36:10 PM 1141 Views
You misunderstood ironclad - 02/02/2012 06:20:15 PM 1146 Views
I think the board has PMS this week ßelals Girl - 02/02/2012 02:13:58 PM 1014 Views
Re: Uncomfortable sex facts (because this board needs more spice) j-whitt987 - 02/02/2012 02:47:45 PM 1205 Views
Too crass. For real spice try the hot sex in this video Sports_Gambler - 03/02/2012 12:30:21 PM 1090 Views
The cuts to a woman cleaning her kitchen kinda ruin it for me *NM* ironclad - 03/02/2012 12:36:25 PM 638 Views
Lets search for more hot sex scenes then *NM* Sports_Gambler - 03/02/2012 12:53:00 PM 648 Views
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