No one likes figs.
One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged. -- Henrich Heine
I was walking down the street tonight...
29/11/2011 04:35:20 AM
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When I miss your lips, I put a fig in my mouth and think of you *NM*
29/11/2011 04:00:03 PM
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Does your wife know you wander such streets?
30/11/2011 01:39:45 AM
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He left out the part where he later realized the lady was his wife.
*NM*
30/11/2011 05:35:04 AM
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As long as you don't tell her I've been "stuffing your stocking." *NM*
06/12/2011 12:10:34 AM
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This story is a lie!
30/11/2011 02:11:44 PM
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