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WWWYKI Larry Send a noteboard - 29/11/2011 05:02:03 AM
And this woman wearing really heavy makeup asked me if I wanted a date. I told her I didn't like dates but I would definitely like a fig. She didn't have any figs.


Did you take care and spike your hair? ;)
Illusions fall like the husk of a fruit, one after another, and the fruit is experience. - Narrator, Sylvie

Je suis méchant.
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Does that mean she didn't give a fig? *NM* - 29/11/2011 03:18:11 PM 233 Views
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I doubt she had one. - 06/12/2011 12:11:12 AM 508 Views

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