There's an irritatingly large amount of that on Cracked these days, or even The Onion
Isaac Send a noteboard - 29/11/2011 03:11:37 AM
No, it's supposed to be a humor website, but this nearing-middle-aged-loser who is just getting his life on track, made friends with an editor or something, so he gets this asinine weekly feature where he spouts off some breaktaking life-changing revelation that all of us who can from non-retarded, functional families took in with our mothers' milk. His whining, tiresome bleating and crowing about his recent discovery that water is wet and how if only he had known this, he would not have kept his electronics in the swimming pool, so heed his wisdom on the subject everyone, takes up space that actual funny or even informative writers could be using. I want to find this guy just so I can take up drinking and drugs in front of him and drive him off the wagon.
I was feeling a touch masochistic so I inflicted my brain with some of his articles. Some have a touch of humor, most are sufficiently idiotic, especially in the targeting of his soapbox denunciations, that I almost thought it might be an attempt to deliberately write from the standpoint of a shallow, self-absorbed moron who has finally made some half-assed attempts to grow up at least a decade after he was supposed to for the humor value. I don't think it's an act, but I find his articles much more humorous if I pretend that's the case. I was laughing about his knocking Corning for trying to sell a bathroom mirror with TV/net options and saying they'd never spoken to a real person until I realized he was serious, and really didn't think there was anyone who might want to be able to watch the news or look at their email while brushing their teeth or shaving, odd since people do both in cars even. I guess, though, that he finds brushing his teeth or shaving so incredibly mentally taxing that he can't imagine anyone having brain power to divert to other tasks while doing either.
I resent his work, is what I'm trying to say.
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This message last edited by Isaac on 29/11/2011 at 03:12:55 AM
5 Ways We (gen X) Ruined the Occupy Wall Street Generation
27/11/2011 08:26:47 AM
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This article both pisses me off and makes me want to spend more time outdoors. *NM*
27/11/2011 09:26:58 AM
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Is gen x people who grew up in the 80's?
27/11/2011 12:48:35 PM
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Wikipedia gives a lose definition of people born between the early 60s to the early 80s. *NM*
27/11/2011 01:46:04 PM
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It's really mostly correct, and also highlights why OWS was a total failure.
27/11/2011 05:44:15 PM
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The whole concept of 'Generation' is a near total fiction
27/11/2011 08:49:28 PM
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Well, thank you for that explanation about cousins, yes.
27/11/2011 09:41:57 PM
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I always like to include useful pieces of trivia in my rants, like a lollipop from the dentist
27/11/2011 11:17:17 PM
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I disagree, but think generational influences are often oversimplified.
28/11/2011 02:14:07 AM
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I like that you're citing that your citing the stuff I was clearly staring at in my own post
28/11/2011 04:33:57 AM
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Well, without a cite there is no way to know if we are looking at the same stuff.
28/11/2011 06:27:29 AM
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It's more of a humorus aside, one of my drafts linked the graph
28/11/2011 07:21:34 AM
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Yeah, I just thought you were taking a more absolutist position than you did.
28/11/2011 09:05:08 PM
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John Cheese is an ass. His weekly column on a humor website is full of this crap
29/11/2011 02:09:45 AM
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There's an irritatingly large amount of that on Cracked these days, or even The Onion
29/11/2011 03:11:37 AM
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I wouldn't be putting the blame on Generation X. People have been screwing up the next generation
27/11/2011 09:54:30 PM
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So pretty much each succeeding generation of humanity is worse off *NM*
28/11/2011 01:27:31 AM
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Nah. Nature compensates in some unfathomable way to keep us from going to hell in a handbasket. *NM*
01/12/2011 01:16:02 AM
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How is it anyone's fault ?
27/11/2011 11:24:53 PM
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Basically, because there was no reason it had to get in line with the rest of the world.
28/11/2011 02:40:46 AM
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