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That's a new one. LordPerrin Send a noteboard - 26/10/2011 07:46:58 PM
SON: Hey mom, I need you to trim my testicles.

ME: WHAT?!

SON: Yeah, they're too long and making hangnails and it hurts.

ME: :D Um, Those are called CUTICLES. Your testicles are near your penis. When you were really little we called them "berries".

SON: Oh, YEAH! Thanks, mom. Can you trim my cuticles?



Berries...

Really, though, he said testicles?!
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How's it going? LordPerrin - 26/10/2011 03:34:45 PM 940 Views
I ... Nate - 26/10/2011 03:48:26 PM 590 Views
Really! LordPerrin - 26/10/2011 07:47:33 PM 727 Views
Is flight also a common characteristic of female reindeer? Aemon - 26/10/2011 08:32:49 PM 491 Views
Pfft. Nate - 26/10/2011 08:49:02 PM 633 Views
I sit corrected. *NM* Aemon - 26/10/2011 08:53:34 PM 321 Views
Not necessarily true. Lews_TherinThelamon - 26/10/2011 10:25:49 PM 657 Views
Nifty thrifty. Nate - 26/10/2011 10:34:34 PM 679 Views
It'll just take a simple e-mail. Lews_TherinThelamon - 26/10/2011 10:43:47 PM 750 Views
Re: female reindeer Nate - 26/10/2011 10:47:46 PM 598 Views
You're absolutely correct Lews_TherinThelamon - 26/10/2011 10:52:34 PM 758 Views
I've already gotten a reply! Lews_TherinThelamon - 27/10/2011 05:44:06 PM 759 Views
Excellent. Nate - 27/10/2011 07:44:08 PM 743 Views
It's going well. Busy, but it's ok. My 6-yr old asked me to trim his testicles, though. Avendesora - 26/10/2011 03:56:06 PM 611 Views
That's a new one. LordPerrin - 26/10/2011 07:46:58 PM 750 Views
My oldest son just got engaged random thoughts - 26/10/2011 04:26:24 PM 641 Views
Congrats to him! LordPerrin - 26/10/2011 07:45:46 PM 723 Views
Honestly, I've had better weeks ßelals Girl - 26/10/2011 07:28:27 PM 689 Views
*cue Love Stinks* LordPerrin - 26/10/2011 07:45:07 PM 697 Views
No it won't ßelals Girl - 26/10/2011 07:46:40 PM 616 Views
I'm 22 and I've only been in 1 relationship. LordPerrin - 26/10/2011 07:48:25 PM 733 Views
You're a man ßelals Girl - 26/10/2011 07:50:06 PM 740 Views
Re: You're a man LordPerrin - 26/10/2011 07:57:42 PM 807 Views
Re: You're a man ßelals Girl - 27/10/2011 07:17:58 PM 643 Views
Clearly, you have never seen me determined. *NM* LordPerrin - 28/10/2011 01:22:23 AM 406 Views
Yes, we do (if you're speaking about reproduction success) Lews_TherinThelamon - 26/10/2011 10:31:57 PM 675 Views
No you don't ßelals Girl - 27/10/2011 07:18:52 PM 697 Views
I keep telling you to call me *NM* Dark Knight - 26/10/2011 09:44:39 PM 400 Views
Why don't you call ME?? ßelals Girl - 27/10/2011 07:21:27 PM 771 Views
you arn't the only one with that problem Yunalesca - 26/10/2011 10:13:23 PM 568 Views
We totally should! ßelals Girl - 27/10/2011 07:19:53 PM 712 Views
Re: Honestly, I've had better weeks TaskmasterJack - 26/10/2011 11:03:46 PM 680 Views
Kittens! ßelals Girl - 27/10/2011 07:23:15 PM 677 Views
Give Adam a call. He'll put some bloom back on the rose. *NM* Dan - 28/10/2011 05:53:41 PM 285 Views
Oh God, I would have to be SO drunk.... ßelals Girl - 29/10/2011 12:37:10 AM 643 Views
I believe I am attempting sub-concious self-sabotage. *NM* Stephen - 26/10/2011 09:37:50 PM 419 Views
How is that possible? *NM* LordPerrin - 27/10/2011 04:30:44 AM 391 Views
Finding ti impossible to motivate myself to do things i have to do. *NM* Stephen - 27/10/2011 11:32:49 AM 366 Views
That makes sense, then. *NM* LordPerrin - 28/10/2011 01:24:29 AM 384 Views
oh man, I know how that goes *NM* Hieshyn - 28/10/2011 09:03:12 PM 390 Views
things are actually going ok Yunalesca - 26/10/2011 10:08:04 PM 563 Views
What's a shoe fixing machine? LordPerrin - 27/10/2011 04:30:17 AM 689 Views
Meh, it's going. Lews_TherinThelamon - 26/10/2011 10:38:43 PM 682 Views
Re: Meh, it's going. LordPerrin - 27/10/2011 04:29:35 AM 702 Views
I just tried Mountain Dew's Call of Duty MW3 Game Fuel. TaskmasterJack - 26/10/2011 11:04:52 PM 662 Views
Well, green is a natural color. *NM* LordPerrin - 27/10/2011 04:28:10 AM 402 Views
Eh, I'm waiting to see if for the fourth time a residential program closes on me Larry - 27/10/2011 04:56:16 AM 643 Views
Best of luck. You'll be fine. *NM* LordPerrin - 28/10/2011 01:10:40 AM 394 Views
Good, thanks ironclad - 27/10/2011 11:42:03 AM 708 Views
I look forward to the review. LordPerrin - 28/10/2011 03:04:57 AM 572 Views
I climbed a mountain for charity. Mith - 28/10/2011 09:34:42 PM 701 Views
Parents are booting me out Scott Blademaster - 29/10/2011 01:18:05 AM 680 Views
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