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Achtung! Grammatik! :insert Nazi-saluting smiley as the Wehrmacht marches by: Tom Send a noteboard - 05/10/2011 08:10:45 PM
1. Does anybody (besides me) use proper grammar when texting, posting on Facebook, etc.?

I always make a conscious effort to use proper grammar. Anything less would be uncivilized.

2. Do you correct somebody who uses incorrect grammar while talking? If not, do you at least do it in your head?

Yes. Errors that irritate me most as of late: 1) incorrect use of the subjunctive (e.g., "I wish I was..." ); 2) incorrect use of the nominal case for personal pronouns when the direct object or object of a preposition (e.g., "Between you and I..." ); and 3) misuse of apostrophes (e.g., "The website has an error on it's homepage" ).

3. Do you wince whenever you read a particularly awful Facebook post?

I don't just wince. I usually make a snide remark that points out the error.

4. Have you noticed a trend on Facebook where people don't even bother using periods to separate sentences anymore?

Yes. The majority of people are stupid. One must always keep this in mind. A corollary to this is that no one believes himself to be stupid.

5. Have you noticed misspelled words that have nothing to do with 140 character length? (Today I saw somebody spell "do" as "dew";)

Of course. On LinkedIn, where one would hope a higher level of perfection is sought since it is primarily a business tool, I saw one person refer to himself as a "principle" of his company. It's refreshing to see people representing abstract ideas again, like in the Greek tragedies.

6. (Off topic) Are people whiny bitches on Facebook or what?

The majority of statements on Facebook are self-absorbed narcissistic bullshit.

7. Has anybody ever called you a Grammar Nazi?

All the time. I like to take the analogy another step and say that I'm the Führer of the Grammar Reich, may it last a thousand years.

8. Has Twitter and texting eroded proper grammar for today's youths?

Since we're discussing grammar, I would note that you have a plural subject with a singular verb form, and that "youth" is a collective noun better left in the singular (though that last point is really more a stylistic choice). I believe that the failure begins in the educational system, and social media are nothing more than a reflection of this failure.

9. Have you succumbed to the 140 character shortcuts? How often do you text or tweet this way?

I do not use Twitter. I loathe sending SMS messages, but prior to getting a smart phone I did abbreviate out of irritation (e.g., "can i c u b4 2mrw?" ). However, this was the result of having a numeric keypad only.

10. Were there any grammatical mistakes in this survey?

Yes. I just told you.
Political correctness is the pettiest form of casuistry.

ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius

Ummaka qinnassa nīk!

*MySmiley*
This message last edited by Tom on 05/10/2011 at 08:11:34 PM
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Grammar junkies - 05/10/2011 06:46:31 PM 1025 Views
I'm not always sure that I'm correct, but.... - 05/10/2011 07:04:13 PM 716 Views
I didn't see any errors - 05/10/2011 07:24:27 PM 695 Views
Re: I didn't see any errors - 06/10/2011 03:14:07 PM 573 Views
You mean ... - 06/10/2011 03:58:32 PM 626 Views
Must ... have ... grammar. - 05/10/2011 07:53:34 PM 882 Views
For you and Tom as well, the same question about question eight. - 05/10/2011 08:33:39 PM 1105 Views
Tom can probably give you actual terms and correct rules, but here's my take on it. - 05/10/2011 08:43:47 PM 656 Views
That makes sense as far as it goes. - 05/10/2011 09:02:42 PM 691 Views
But do you actually regard them that way? - 05/10/2011 09:08:36 PM 672 Views
Yeah, pretty much. - 05/10/2011 09:25:18 PM 636 Views
Re: Yeah, pretty much. - 05/10/2011 09:29:33 PM 512 Views
OK then. - 05/10/2011 09:59:50 PM 675 Views
You bring up a point that I was researching the other day - 05/10/2011 08:53:40 PM 734 Views
You guys mean a hyphen, not a dash. - 05/10/2011 09:00:25 PM 671 Views
You're right of course! - 05/10/2011 09:13:44 PM 748 Views
I frequently am. - 05/10/2011 09:16:38 PM 749 Views
So I've noticed. - 05/10/2011 09:19:38 PM 667 Views
I like telling people, too. - 05/10/2011 09:34:50 PM 657 Views
You can use charmap. - 05/10/2011 10:21:32 PM 705 Views
Re: You guys mean a hyphen, not a dash. - 06/10/2011 01:15:02 PM 626 Views
Mmm, dashing. - 05/10/2011 09:02:53 PM 665 Views
Emdashing is an entirely different form of punctuation. - 05/10/2011 09:07:36 PM 712 Views
Achtung! Grammatik! :insert Nazi-saluting smiley as the Wehrmacht marches by: - 05/10/2011 08:10:45 PM 779 Views
I love this bit. - 05/10/2011 08:26:52 PM 781 Views
Bring back the BSG! - 05/10/2011 08:55:32 PM 694 Views
Re: your 2nd irritating error for question 2 - 06/10/2011 04:12:49 PM 642 Views
Good poll, especially for this site. - 05/10/2011 08:11:10 PM 768 Views
Re: serial comma. - 05/10/2011 08:31:58 PM 662 Views
Maybe I was being a little anal there. - 05/10/2011 08:35:33 PM 625 Views
Same here - 05/10/2011 08:43:34 PM 561 Views
I think it's conventional to use a comma before "etc". - 05/10/2011 08:55:11 PM 642 Views
Re: Grammar junkies - 05/10/2011 08:33:06 PM 674 Views
Re: Grammar junkies - 05/10/2011 08:49:43 PM 725 Views
People should talk in a way that can be understood, else they are not communicating. - 05/10/2011 09:17:37 PM 716 Views
Re: "everyone's". ~winky~ *NM* - 05/10/2011 09:22:18 PM 339 Views
Is it time for my lecture on superfluous apostrophes again? - 05/10/2011 09:43:47 PM 631 Views
You mean your lecture on "superfluous" apostrophes. - 05/10/2011 09:53:31 PM 582 Views
As have I. Multiple times. *NM* - 05/10/2011 09:55:08 PM 310 Views
I am not stubborn, just true to my convictions. - 05/10/2011 09:56:39 PM 839 Views
Unsurprisingly, I don't really agree with you at all on this point. :p - 05/10/2011 10:29:59 PM 699 Views
I do not really think I am "right" on this one so much as "not wrong." - 06/10/2011 12:01:36 AM 612 Views
But contradictions are inherent in the entire English language! - 06/10/2011 01:25:39 AM 629 Views
Sure, but not deliberate ones created by grammarians who know better. - 06/10/2011 05:40:58 AM 629 Views
I'm going to listen to the others. - 06/10/2011 06:17:18 AM 656 Views
Like I say, I appreciate exceptions when justified (and again, only claiming to be "not wrong." ) - 06/10/2011 07:26:18 AM 551 Views
But you are wrong - 06/10/2011 02:17:40 PM 681 Views
that is OK he is very good at being wrong *NM* - 06/10/2011 03:43:23 PM 361 Views
I disagree. - 07/10/2011 12:15:14 AM 627 Views
How utterly unsurprising - 07/10/2011 02:21:38 PM 577 Views
"We want to be nothing if not persistent." - 07/10/2011 02:39:19 PM 623 Views
Doesn't matter. - 07/10/2011 03:12:14 PM 675 Views
What. - 06/10/2011 06:17:41 PM 725 Views
You called? - 05/10/2011 08:53:54 PM 682 Views
Grammar schmammar! - 05/10/2011 09:01:47 PM 761 Views
Wongy tip #77 - 05/10/2011 11:15:12 PM 621 Views
#1) I do not use NetSpeak while playing games, texting or using social media. - 05/10/2011 11:34:12 PM 627 Views
What about NateSpeak? *NM* - 06/10/2011 04:01:08 PM 316 Views
I did use that once to tell the story of you and CNRedDragon going to see Ice Princess. *NM* - 07/10/2011 01:46:50 AM 314 Views
A timeless classic. - 07/10/2011 01:53:36 AM 601 Views
Re: Grammar junkies - 06/10/2011 01:17:28 AM 653 Views
Yes. - 06/10/2011 06:53:46 AM 586 Views
I forgot about "of" for "have." - 06/10/2011 07:31:11 AM 624 Views
I try - 06/10/2011 09:18:29 AM 680 Views
I freebase split infinitives on a regular basis. - 06/10/2011 01:53:36 PM 561 Views
The split infinitive is not grammatically incorrect. - 06/10/2011 02:04:34 PM 584 Views
I wish more people knew this. - 06/10/2011 07:38:46 PM 572 Views
Junky Grammar. - 06/10/2011 04:24:01 PM 567 Views

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