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Was the twin banging and the gay wedding the same event? Joel Send a noteboard - 04/10/2011 06:36:03 PM
Let me add to this. We also believe that the Native American people will become a great and righteous people once again. Doctrine and Covenants 3:20 says, "And that the Lamanites(Native Americans) might come to the knowledge of their fathers, and that they might know the promises of the Lord, and that they may believe the gospel and rely upon the merits of Jesus Christ, and be glorified through faith in his name, and that through their repentance they might be saved. Amen."

it's okay that you think they "turned dark" because they were evil (despite the fact that evidence suggests that the human species "Turned white", not the other way around)...because your white religion will "Save them".

That's so much better.


This is and always will be my major problem with religions like this. "Nono, we don't think you're all bad people, but if you don't believe like we do, there will be hell to pay for you once Christ returns."

Well guess what? If there is a God he certainly doesn't like bullies like that. And just in case, at least I lived a life in sin, had fun, banged twins and danced at gay weddings. (dramatization: may not have happened).

It is wrong to count such things twice. Except on the Purity Test, of course, where every technicality counts. :|

For the record, as noted below, Christianity (not to be confused with Mormonism) is predicated on the notion that we are all bad people (or rather, people who do bad things) and there will be Hell to pay for all of us when Christ returns unless we let Him do something about that. "Holier than thou" is not really on the table.
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I know they don't have multiple wives anymore, so no misconception there ironclad - 03/10/2011 01:23:50 PM 1173 Views
There are Fundamentalist "Mormons" who do... Danu - 03/10/2011 11:32:56 PM 1071 Views
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Better a faggot than a fuckwad. Cheers fuckwad! *NM* everynametaken - 04/10/2011 01:27:20 AM 684 Views
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That is hilarious. Nate - 04/10/2011 03:10:50 AM 799 Views
Goodness.. Urza - 04/10/2011 03:20:30 AM 736 Views
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You know, my mother had a saying. Urza - 04/10/2011 03:39:32 AM 801 Views
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Re: You flatter me. *NM* Gaps - 04/10/2011 01:31:01 PM 705 Views
OK, you need to delete the "Re:" You're using it incorrectly beetnemesis - 04/10/2011 01:55:53 PM 716 Views
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you are still using it incorrectly. *NM* LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 02:09:48 PM 697 Views
He's doing it on purpose though. Nate - 04/10/2011 03:31:39 PM 829 Views
Re: Yeah, it's just a shtick... Gaps - 04/10/2011 03:47:17 PM 716 Views
Those were the good old days. Nate - 04/10/2011 04:02:33 PM 737 Views
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I agree, it's driving me nuts *NM* ironclad - 04/10/2011 02:36:45 PM 624 Views
That's not quite right, actually. Nate - 04/10/2011 03:25:54 PM 653 Views
Disagree. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 04/10/2011 10:04:09 PM 676 Views
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I thought that was "Do not talk about /b/"? *NM* Great Lord of Chaos - 04/10/2011 03:12:52 AM 729 Views
i don't know, but if THAT is the first rule... LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 03:41:20 AM 688 Views
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We're not as immovable as we are sometimes portrayed. Dannymac - 03/10/2011 05:27:17 PM 1185 Views
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I conceded your last point. Dannymac - 03/10/2011 10:14:28 PM 1068 Views
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That concept is alien to the Christian theological understanding, however. Tom - 03/10/2011 10:18:55 PM 1203 Views
I understand what both you and Danny are saying LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 12:19:57 AM 1145 Views
Oh, that's very simple Tom - 04/10/2011 04:02:24 AM 1180 Views
I honestly don't know what it would take. Dannymac - 04/10/2011 07:41:55 AM 1143 Views
thank you, both of you LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 01:46:05 PM 1136 Views
I love the Nicene Creed. It is such an excellent encapsulation. Rebekah - 03/10/2011 06:07:53 PM 1243 Views
Agreed. Joel - 04/10/2011 04:44:49 PM 1104 Views
The absolute best part about your post (plus the best thing about Mo's/LDS's) Jeordam - 03/10/2011 09:02:17 PM 1172 Views
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Though they can cause interesting changes in patterns. Dannymac - 03/10/2011 10:16:55 PM 1240 Views
We believe that Jesus Christ is the Savior of all mankind, and the only way back to God. Gher - 04/10/2011 01:29:30 AM 1276 Views
If you think the Book of Mormon was well-written, there is really little left to discuss. Tom - 04/10/2011 03:57:08 AM 1435 Views
I never said well-written, I said complex. Gher - 04/10/2011 07:04:24 AM 1314 Views
Ignore facts all you want to. Tom - 05/10/2011 01:07:35 AM 1203 Views
Re: If you think the Book of Mormon was well-written, there is really little left to discuss. CaptainHammer - 04/10/2011 07:24:27 AM 1417 Views
Woah nelly. Ghavrel - 04/10/2011 10:04:33 AM 1208 Views
I have to "Wow" as well... racist much? LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 01:52:48 PM 1136 Views
Re: I have to "Wow" as well... racist much? CaptainHammer - 04/10/2011 04:42:47 PM 1234 Views
oh well that makes it all better... LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 04:54:14 PM 1228 Views
Exactly ironclad - 04/10/2011 06:00:54 PM 1148 Views
Was the twin banging and the gay wedding the same event? Joel - 04/10/2011 06:36:03 PM 1222 Views
Yikes. Even for religion, that's more than a little crazy. Nate - 04/10/2011 03:47:56 PM 1215 Views
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A difference exists if only in continued unabashed affirmation of a rather distasteful doctrine. Joel - 04/10/2011 11:06:51 PM 1181 Views
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They can in quite a few denominations. *NM* Ghavrel - 05/10/2011 06:12:35 AM 672 Views
Whoops! You meant in LDS specifically. My mistake. *NM* Ghavrel - 05/10/2011 06:14:05 AM 658 Views
Right now I am not making an absolute statement but a relative one. Vivien - 05/10/2011 08:37:50 PM 985 Views
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Oh, you didn't know? Joe Smith said black people are cursed for following Satan. Tom - 05/10/2011 01:10:35 AM 1171 Views
I guess this is a variation on Hams punishment; Ghav, at least should know better than to be shocked Joel - 04/10/2011 04:13:59 PM 1114 Views
it's not that we're surprised because it's "novel" LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 04:19:16 PM 1154 Views
It is not NECESSARILY racist. Joel - 04/10/2011 04:39:33 PM 1194 Views
Sure, except ... Nate - 04/10/2011 04:50:53 PM 1206 Views
Well, the funny thing is Christian doctrine presupposes everyone, along with their ancestors... Joel - 04/10/2011 06:31:13 PM 1098 Views
Yeah, circular logic is fun, isn't it? Tom - 05/10/2011 01:09:25 AM 1127 Views
It it is nigh impossible to be a "non-Nicene Christian." Joel - 04/10/2011 03:12:06 PM 1221 Views
I think we've had this discussion before. Gher - 06/10/2011 05:54:39 PM 1217 Views
Arianism is a bad comparison for arguing LDS=Christian. Joel - 06/10/2011 11:45:36 PM 1111 Views
Wikipedia confirms what I already thought: you're off base with the monophysitism. Legolas - 07/10/2011 12:06:40 AM 1446 Views
I had not realized it was that late, but used it only as an example of multitudinous controversies. Joel - 07/10/2011 01:03:56 AM 1547 Views
Monophysites, miaphysites, monothelites, etc. certainly accept the consubstantiality of God/Christ Larry - 07/10/2011 11:58:05 AM 1140 Views
Virtually everyone has a more sound Christology than Mormons. Tom - 07/10/2011 06:45:45 PM 1170 Views
Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Joel - 08/10/2011 05:30:38 PM 1187 Views
I can see that with the Monothelites (can see their appeal, in fact,) but not Monophysites. Joel - 07/10/2011 09:43:27 PM 1111 Views
Tempting as it is to prove Joel wrong (since he so frequently is), I need to take issue with this. Tom - 07/10/2011 06:59:13 PM 1183 Views
I was just saying there were competing views. Gher - 07/10/2011 07:49:26 PM 1571 Views
Oh, there were definitely competing views, just not competing Christian views. Joel - 07/10/2011 09:26:22 PM 1089 Views
That sounds really nice. Vivien - 04/10/2011 06:38:29 PM 1182 Views
Why wait though? Joel - 05/10/2011 12:12:21 AM 1337 Views
So that Vivien can avoid reading and thinking about the stuff that you just wrote. *NM* Aeryn - 05/10/2011 12:28:23 AM 606 Views
Ack, not reading and thinking111 Joel - 05/10/2011 12:36:11 AM 1149 Views
I really want an answer from a mormon. Vivien - 05/10/2011 08:48:49 PM 1190 Views
Good luck with that; just because I can see no explanation save that I offered does not preclude one Joel - 06/10/2011 07:03:50 AM 1081 Views
Yeah, that's what I thought. Gher - 06/10/2011 05:43:57 PM 1110 Views
I'm satisfied by that explanation. Vivien - 06/10/2011 08:51:15 PM 1354 Views
Re: I'm satisfied by that explanation. Gher - 07/10/2011 07:45:29 PM 1166 Views
Oh no you idn't... *waves finger and weaves head* everynametaken - 04/10/2011 03:53:07 AM 987 Views
....i don't know what you look like LadyLorraine - 04/10/2011 03:54:56 AM 1111 Views
Shoot, my Mick Jagger strut is way better than my angry hispanic girl head/finger bob and weave. *NM* everynametaken - 05/10/2011 04:58:53 AM 732 Views
Took the words right out of my mouth, repeatedly. Joel - 04/10/2011 12:49:13 PM 1336 Views
Off-Topic Larry - 05/10/2011 01:14:16 AM 1091 Views
Hmm Tom - 05/10/2011 02:03:13 AM 1296 Views
True Larry - 05/10/2011 02:13:00 AM 1101 Views
I think of Protestantism in terms similar to a Xerox copy. Tom - 05/10/2011 04:57:42 AM 1200 Views
Maybe Xeroxes of abridged texts and dumbed down theology Larry - 06/10/2011 02:26:58 AM 1287 Views
I like that analogy - an echo chamber! *NM* Tom - 08/10/2011 10:44:04 PM 658 Views
Re: Off-Topic CaptainHammer - 05/10/2011 02:56:50 AM 1312 Views
Uhh... Larry - 05/10/2011 03:08:49 AM 1093 Views
The people at the Nicene Council and the other councils were not prophets. CaptainHammer - 05/10/2011 04:59:50 AM 1234 Views
And you know that because... why, again? Joel - 05/10/2011 07:13:53 AM 1169 Views
Tough Crowd. Dannymac - 03/10/2011 04:44:31 PM 1273 Views
No questions. Have a nice day. TaskmasterJack - 03/10/2011 11:40:58 PM 1119 Views
Why don't they have anything approaching a formal theology? *NM* Dan - 04/10/2011 03:58:16 AM 733 Views
Re: Why don't they have anything approaching a formal theology? CaptainHammer - 04/10/2011 05:23:12 PM 1238 Views
Danny is right, it is a pretty tough crowd, but better tough than weak and whitewashed. everynametaken - 04/10/2011 04:02:16 AM 1162 Views
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