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Once again, you prove to be a man of sense Two Wongs Send a noteboard - 04/10/2011 04:47:49 AM


1. Alcohol. Tried and tested relief, if short-term, expensive and prone to leaving an after-taste worse than the original shock.



I've been too long out of the loop in such things, and it would now appear that one Cascade Pale Ale is all it takes to guarantee to have a Wong in a wight state whereby said Wong needs to pay off the blackmailers.

Expensive can o' beer, that.



2. Burning all your Collingwood mementoes followed by hopping on a tram to Kardinia Park stadium to replenish said mementoes with those of a team more likely to win at the moment. Short-term relief followed by angst at size of credit card bill and loss of lifetime's footy collection.



Let's pretend you didn't write that one, hmm?

*left eye twitches*



3. Switch to Rugby League. Somewhat heretical. Will lead to excommunication by family and friends, which will save heaps on the cost of presents at Christmastime.



I fear that any attempts to leave the cult- I mean, to switch codes, may result in my person being found deceased in a muddy Paddock, all orifices bleeding black and white feathers.



4. Pour oneself a glass of whatever does one good, or, whatever is at hand. Sit down on comfy chair. Relax. Let your mind roam free until it rests upon the delightful vista of the AFL draft. The rules which ensure that them as come last will yea verily come first real soon now. Consider fate of evil team that had the temerity to overcome your valiant lads. Ignore fact that team coming second gets bugger-all draft picks of merit.



I've avoided understanding the draft processes for years now, I figure it's best for my aging, flailing intelligence to continue to remain in blissful ignorance.

No, really. I insist.



5. Stand for Board of Directors of your favourite football club. Use all your wiles and skills to get elected, backed up by threats to reconfigure heavy traffic routes to pass opponents front doors. Enjoy the fruits of your labours and demand better looking players and tighter shorts. Dismiss coaches at your whim. Take the long view of on-field success whilst dallying with the latest crop of draftees.



I feel this idea is your best. Being situated in my current office I have unparalleled access to all sorts of interesting infrastructure, both existing and planned.

And as a lady who appreciates a fine bicep I feel my current appetites well satiated by the standard uniform, however the current trend for tops that are as tight as a nun's are a step in the right direction that should be more fully explored. By me. As a director with a real hands-on style of administration.



6. Move to Scotland. No coverage, no news, no pain. Just a lingering memory of yesteryear.



But aren't there like, Scottish persons there?

No AFL? Ever?

*ponders*

Ever ever?

...

The mind boggles at such a notion... Life without the joys of being a two-eyed Magpies supporter? But...

*ponders*
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Two Wongs
Former Officer, ASI
Now mature and sensible... *MySmiley*
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Of good times... *NM* Two Wongs - 08/06/2010 02:57:43 PM 900 Views
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recipricating saws can be revealing, too! *NM* Two Wongs - 09/06/2010 07:14:11 AM 843 Views
True, yet I find a sliding compound action is smoother and gives a better result *NM* Druid - 09/06/2010 07:30:44 AM 889 Views
*fans self* *NM* Two Wongs - 09/06/2010 07:36:45 AM 1731 Views
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No doubt, why isn't there a chat? *NM* Jasha - 27/09/2011 04:29:51 AM 857 Views
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PINK! Two Wongs - 15/06/2010 12:33:41 PM 1766 Views
Si! Elaine - 15/06/2010 01:46:39 PM 1757 Views
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Re: To read random comments... Two Wongs - 23/07/2010 01:26:15 PM 1676 Views
Heh tehanu - 26/07/2010 03:36:18 PM 1589 Views
Re: Heh Two Wongs - 27/07/2010 10:03:23 AM 1520 Views
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To find terrapins interesting *NM* Two Wongs - 04/08/2010 12:34:23 PM 948 Views
To interest terrapins in finding? *NM* Michael - 04/08/2010 02:47:46 PM 848 Views
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Re: For the reasoned discourse Camilla - 19/08/2010 05:36:20 PM 1619 Views
Choccylate? Elaine - 20/08/2010 02:50:23 PM 1701 Views
well. things are more polarized now. jh - 20/08/2010 03:06:35 PM 1774 Views
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She did what? Druid - 25/08/2010 12:35:06 AM 1563 Views
And she always seemed such a well raised Sheila snoopcester - 25/08/2010 04:21:42 PM 1591 Views
Who spread such scurrilous rumour? Two Wongs - 10/10/2010 11:59:23 AM 1715 Views
The team you have taken under your wing boasts of it on their shirts! snoopcester - 10/10/2010 01:03:54 PM 1676 Views
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I'm sorry snoopcester - 10/10/2010 02:36:36 PM 1550 Views
You should be. jh - 10/10/2010 05:27:18 PM 1541 Views
Oh, I think I misunderstood snoopcester - 10/10/2010 05:52:26 PM 1602 Views
Oh <3 Two Wongs - 12/10/2010 11:35:38 AM 1476 Views
Ccccccccccoooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee bbbbbbaccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk! snoopcester - 12/10/2010 12:35:57 PM 1622 Views
Whyfor Two Wongs - 12/10/2010 01:55:33 PM 1616 Views
Why not ? snoopcester - 12/10/2010 02:31:02 PM 1587 Views
The Way of the Wonga must be spread! Two Wongs - 12/10/2010 11:36:39 AM 1607 Views
Clearly! snoopcester - 12/10/2010 12:36:50 PM 1594 Views
Two Wongs - 12/10/2010 01:54:48 PM 1674 Views
My bad? snoopcester - 12/10/2010 02:29:20 PM 1728 Views
Two Wongs - 12/10/2010 02:54:21 PM 1617 Views
snoopcester - 12/10/2010 03:15:37 PM 1703 Views
To await further Tales of Druid Elaine - 25/08/2010 01:50:41 PM 1823 Views
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To find out what my family has been up to. *NM* edgecutioner - 31/08/2010 07:33:20 PM 919 Views
I refer you to Jonte's succinct answer in your main post Druid - 01/09/2010 01:48:26 AM 1829 Views
Well some things never change. edgecutioner - 01/09/2010 07:53:30 PM 1754 Views
But the others do Druid - 02/09/2010 12:21:02 AM 1541 Views
To have my culture and heritage slandered, apparently. Michael - 10/09/2010 02:52:35 PM 1467 Views
Hey now Elaine - 10/09/2010 02:58:47 PM 1674 Views
True. But you did... Michael - 10/09/2010 03:03:48 PM 1641 Views
You mean this doesn't happen globally? Two Wongs - 12/10/2010 02:17:34 PM 1734 Views
Thanks for the support. Michael - 15/10/2010 09:09:06 AM 1548 Views
Anytime Two Wongs - 15/10/2010 12:19:12 PM 1686 Views
Because otherwise I would have to concentrate on work Two Wongs - 22/10/2010 01:29:23 AM 1858 Views
You have become an Enigma to me Druid - 22/10/2010 08:55:18 AM 1654 Views
But... Wait... Huh? Two Wongs - 22/10/2010 10:09:19 AM 1583 Views
Re: But... Wait... Huh? Druid - 25/10/2010 11:59:12 AM 1788 Views
Who's in Hawthorn, when. Who's on first! Two Wongs - 25/10/2010 12:30:34 PM 1629 Views
Burwood Road, Hawthorn, actually Druid - 25/10/2010 11:15:41 PM 1575 Views
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I hedge my bets with licqourice *NM* Two Wongs - 26/10/2010 12:05:28 AM 882 Views
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Which table are we talking about? I intend to gloat from the other one *NM* snoopcester - 15/11/2010 09:57:24 PM 914 Views
But...but...but... Druid - 15/11/2010 10:01:40 PM 1650 Views
This is so very true. But! snoopcester - 16/11/2010 02:18:25 PM 1614 Views
But me no buts, sirrah! Druid - 17/11/2010 03:56:49 AM 1577 Views
The aliens made me do it. *NM* jh - 28/10/2010 08:53:49 PM 807 Views
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Retro. I like it. *NM* Michael - 03/11/2010 09:27:13 AM 842 Views
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The cat is drinking my tea Two Wongs - 04/07/2011 01:25:10 PM 1588 Views
Where u bin? Druid - 05/07/2011 01:34:09 AM 1653 Views
Bin laden with the daily drudge Two Wongs - 06/07/2011 06:19:28 AM 1845 Views
Re: Bin laden with the daily drudge Druid - 06/07/2011 07:04:02 AM 1649 Views
Conpuzzlement Two Wongs - 07/07/2011 01:18:00 AM 1537 Views
Traffic Directions for the horde Druid - 07/07/2011 02:15:10 AM 1510 Views
Jacob - 06/07/2011 02:24:50 PM 1513 Views
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...we thought you had escaped Two Wongs - 18/07/2011 08:27:16 AM 1461 Views
We did. Elaine - 29/07/2011 04:53:41 PM 1487 Views
Re: We did. TaskmasterJack - 29/07/2011 10:04:17 PM 1493 Views
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*passes pool boy, reaches into bag for another* Two Wongs - 02/08/2011 12:50:01 PM 1440 Views
So kind Elaine - 05/08/2011 02:36:44 PM 1384 Views
I did wadsy - 04/08/2011 01:31:30 PM 1598 Views
Hmm Two Wongs - 05/08/2011 03:28:18 PM 1543 Views
mood is fine wadsy - 07/08/2011 01:38:43 PM 1381 Views
To check if my doggies are still running Druid - 31/08/2011 12:50:16 AM 1439 Views
And at an alarming rate of speed after all these years. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 31/08/2011 01:28:39 AM 881 Views
I thought I saw them resting there a bit? Two Wongs - 20/09/2011 01:40:04 PM 1464 Views
They were Druid - 26/09/2011 12:47:51 AM 1155 Views
Oh, so that's what that big banner up the top there means. Two Wongs - 27/09/2011 04:12:59 AM 1269 Views
To see what all i've been missing. edgecutioner - 08/09/2011 11:54:09 PM 1554 Views
To drink from the water of glories past. *NM* Stephen - 11/09/2011 08:12:07 AM 722 Views
Indeed we are a thirsty bunch. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 11/09/2011 07:49:19 PM 805 Views
To pine for my wimmins nossy - 22/09/2011 03:30:19 PM 1578 Views
Re: To pine for my wimmins TaskmasterJack - 23/09/2011 09:59:17 PM 1472 Views
It is all your own fault Druid - 26/09/2011 01:00:32 AM 1466 Views
Look at those puppies go! Elaine - 22/09/2011 10:46:33 PM 1504 Views
Feet like the wind. Kel - 24/09/2011 01:05:24 AM 1400 Views
They work for Bill Gates Druid - 26/09/2011 12:59:11 AM 1392 Views
It all in the breeding, you know Druid - 26/09/2011 12:56:11 AM 1284 Views
To pick up random bits of wisdom. *NM* Kel - 24/09/2011 01:07:29 AM 938 Views
Because I can't remember who most of you are. Jasha - 27/09/2011 04:28:57 AM 1454 Views
For a quiet corner to quietly mourn the Grand Final loss.... Two Wongs - 02/10/2011 10:05:08 PM 1474 Views
Come, come my girl, chin up! Druid - 04/10/2011 04:11:57 AM 1488 Views
Once again, you prove to be a man of sense Two Wongs - 04/10/2011 04:47:49 AM 1419 Views
Was there ever any doubt? If you ignore the affair of the Ukrainian poledancer and the goat, that is Druid - 04/10/2011 05:23:37 AM 1332 Views
To each man his weaknesses, my friend Two Wongs - 04/10/2011 10:31:34 PM 1345 Views
You are officially a lost cause Druid - 05/10/2011 01:40:51 AM 1445 Views
It is my lot; I have accepted this. Two Wongs - 05/10/2011 02:30:47 AM 1514 Views
Habit. *NM* Kronin al'Sulc - 04/10/2011 06:42:21 AM 854 Views
To see if anyone here forgot to give me a birthday present. jh - 19/10/2011 04:23:39 PM 1803 Views
We didn't forget..... Druid - 20/10/2011 03:34:47 AM 1658 Views
That's alright then. *NM* jh - 20/10/2011 05:03:35 PM 855 Views
How long does this have to go without a reply to get locked at the next one? *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 20/10/2011 07:29:09 PM 911 Views
Don't be silly. jh - 20/10/2011 08:32:20 PM 1617 Views
Ah. Sareitha Sedai - 20/10/2011 08:53:57 PM 1494 Views
Who's replying? *NM* TaskmasterJack - 20/10/2011 09:39:55 PM 727 Views
Right. *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 21/10/2011 12:41:36 AM 818 Views
I thought the same thing at the time Two Wongs - 23/10/2011 02:49:12 AM 1500 Views
Re: I thought the same thing at the time TaskmasterJack - 23/10/2011 02:56:18 AM 1406 Views
Heresy! Druid - 24/10/2011 01:00:50 AM 1724 Views
Because my quest for free booze always brings me back here eventually! Mith - 28/10/2011 06:55:56 PM 1639 Views
One Jäghurt, coming up. *NM* jh - 31/10/2011 09:20:57 PM 774 Views
Bloody Melbourne Cup has shut everything else down for the day! Two Wongs - 01/11/2011 01:40:04 AM 1646 Views
So your horse did not quite make it? Druid - 03/11/2011 02:14:01 AM 1395 Views
The fascinators infesting this city meant I couldn't get to a tote on time... Two Wongs - 03/11/2011 09:35:09 AM 1423 Views
They have fascinators in Hawthorn? Druid - 07/11/2011 12:35:22 AM 1523 Views
Kew, dahling. Two Wongs - 08/11/2011 09:27:21 AM 1377 Views
Big Booty Bitches. *NM* Dan - 03/11/2011 09:13:35 PM 829 Views
I feel obliged to suggest... Isaac - 07/11/2011 04:29:28 AM 1518 Views
So, your reason is that you need to lecture people? nossy - 07/11/2011 02:11:11 PM 1427 Views
Did you object to any of the suggestions? Isaac - 07/11/2011 03:28:07 PM 1468 Views
Yes, most. nossy - 07/11/2011 03:42:12 PM 1393 Views
On what grounds? Isaac - 07/11/2011 04:41:31 PM 1355 Views
Re: On what grounds? nossy - 08/11/2011 12:51:27 AM 1636 Views
I don't think we're getting anywhere Isaac - 08/11/2011 02:10:30 AM 1731 Views
We have the term "Joeling"? Two Wongs - 08/11/2011 09:33:43 AM 1699 Views
More of a joke but yes Isaac - 08/11/2011 10:22:59 AM 1426 Views
Hi *NM* Two Wongs - 08/11/2011 09:26:12 AM 845 Views
What this post is all about Druid - 13/11/2011 10:33:36 PM 1568 Views
Thank you Isaac - 13/11/2011 10:43:54 PM 1287 Views
*is damn sexy* *NM* TaskmasterJack - 14/11/2011 02:29:09 AM 770 Views
Did I write TMJ? My mistake, I meant MGB. Sorry *NM* Druid - 14/11/2011 02:52:56 AM 846 Views
I have my reasons *acts all coy* *NM* snoopcester - 10/11/2011 04:41:52 PM 849 Views
Yes we know. jh - 10/11/2011 05:05:53 PM 1489 Views
snoopcester - 10/11/2011 05:11:35 PM 1456 Views
Now... that is an insult. jh - 10/11/2011 08:21:49 PM 1367 Views
That was the aim snoopcester - 10/11/2011 10:12:24 PM 1679 Views
They are obvious to all and sundry Druid - 10/11/2011 10:00:41 PM 1518 Views
I'm clearly transparent snoopcester - 10/11/2011 10:13:36 PM 1675 Views
Your transparency is one of your finest attributes Druid - 10/11/2011 10:28:35 PM 1569 Views
Or, in danger. *NM* nossy - 10/11/2011 11:16:59 PM 910 Views
Having taken expert advice snoopcester - 10/11/2011 11:31:41 PM 1515 Views
I saw. However, there is another way..... Druid - 11/11/2011 01:20:08 AM 1500 Views
Your great age is only matched by your great wisdom. snoopcester - 14/11/2011 10:00:50 AM 1578 Views
Careful now. You wouldn't want me to suddenly remember stories Jen has not heard? Druid - 16/11/2011 12:30:14 AM 1576 Views
Because I had nothing else to do at a hostel in Lisbon Maciek - 15/11/2011 11:49:55 PM 1806 Views
Nothing to do? In Lisbon? Druid - 16/11/2011 12:28:06 AM 1383 Views
Re: Nothing to do? In Lisbon? Maciek - 25/12/2011 07:07:55 PM 1563 Views
To mark the changing of the seasons.. Kel - 22/11/2011 01:26:16 AM 1764 Views
So true. Summer is almost here Druid - 22/11/2011 01:42:29 AM 1571 Views
To read and find out about politics in the US, apparently *NM* Two Wongs - 30/01/2012 12:38:38 AM 888 Views
You have come to the right place! *NM* TaskmasterJack - 30/01/2012 01:47:32 AM 752 Views
How do I get to the left place? *NM* Two Wongs - 03/02/2012 01:24:54 AM 838 Views
To see what is happening Druid - 29/08/2012 02:46:57 PM 1284 Views
Your dogs appear to have stopped running. Stephen - 29/08/2012 04:16:45 PM 1427 Views
Wow. 3 years. How quickly did that go?! *NM* Rebekah - 29/08/2012 05:12:51 PM 725 Views
Scary shite *NM* ironclad - 31/08/2012 10:53:17 AM 758 Views
I miss you guys. nossy - 09/09/2012 03:22:32 PM 1241 Views
Me too. Stephen - 09/09/2012 05:39:43 PM 1378 Views
Yup. nossy - 10/09/2012 02:29:44 AM 1378 Views
Blame football Druid - 10/09/2012 01:11:32 AM 1353 Views
I usually do, for some reason or other. nossy - 10/09/2012 02:45:44 AM 1423 Views
That is terrible Druid - 10/09/2012 03:05:28 AM 1336 Views
No, no, it's really fine... jh - 18/09/2012 07:03:27 AM 1252 Views
Thank you for you perspective! *NM* kHz1000 - 15/09/2012 11:13:03 AM 806 Views
It's cheaper than meth! *NM* Stephen - 17/09/2012 03:04:07 PM 759 Views
Because reasons! *NM* Two Wongs - 05/01/2013 01:50:40 PM 809 Views
Reasons are good. *NM* patternweaver - 09/01/2013 08:16:35 PM 831 Views
Taste like chicken. *NM* jh - 10/01/2013 05:50:02 PM 800 Views
With a hint of paprika *NM* Two Wongs - 13/06/2013 12:20:02 PM 970 Views
I can't find the exit *NM* ßelals Girl - 14/06/2013 07:18:14 PM 755 Views
Welcome to the Hotel RAFO Druid - 17/06/2013 12:37:05 AM 1273 Views
Well... apparently to say farewell Maciek - 03/09/2016 08:06:56 PM 723 Views
Heh. I had forgotten this thread. jh - 13/09/2016 08:40:03 PM 931 Views
Seems like I do it for nostalgia before THE END™ snoopster - 17/02/2017 02:00:05 PM 784 Views
Nostalgia indeed Druid - 19/02/2017 08:57:44 PM 952 Views
seems the site has a reprieve for at least another year snoopcester - 20/02/2017 07:46:06 PM 777 Views
To toast the host with the most. *NM* Stephen - 23/02/2017 06:04:06 PM 572 Views
Because it is still here. *NM* jh - 19/03/2017 02:51:43 PM 432 Views
Amen! Pre-social media message boards are the place to be. *NM* Anonymous2000 - 19/03/2017 08:15:32 PM 439 Views
There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. *NM* kazetaran - 19/03/2017 09:13:40 PM 524 Views
But the variety of near perfect ones is stunning *NM* Michael - 04/03/2022 05:48:17 PM 205 Views
Definitely the terrapins *NM* majander - 04/03/2022 05:46:25 PM 195 Views
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