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Once again, you prove to be a man of sense Two Wongs Send a noteboard - 04/10/2011 04:47:49 AM


1. Alcohol. Tried and tested relief, if short-term, expensive and prone to leaving an after-taste worse than the original shock.



I've been too long out of the loop in such things, and it would now appear that one Cascade Pale Ale is all it takes to guarantee to have a Wong in a wight state whereby said Wong needs to pay off the blackmailers.

Expensive can o' beer, that.



2. Burning all your Collingwood mementoes followed by hopping on a tram to Kardinia Park stadium to replenish said mementoes with those of a team more likely to win at the moment. Short-term relief followed by angst at size of credit card bill and loss of lifetime's footy collection.



Let's pretend you didn't write that one, hmm?

*left eye twitches*



3. Switch to Rugby League. Somewhat heretical. Will lead to excommunication by family and friends, which will save heaps on the cost of presents at Christmastime.



I fear that any attempts to leave the cult- I mean, to switch codes, may result in my person being found deceased in a muddy Paddock, all orifices bleeding black and white feathers.



4. Pour oneself a glass of whatever does one good, or, whatever is at hand. Sit down on comfy chair. Relax. Let your mind roam free until it rests upon the delightful vista of the AFL draft. The rules which ensure that them as come last will yea verily come first real soon now. Consider fate of evil team that had the temerity to overcome your valiant lads. Ignore fact that team coming second gets bugger-all draft picks of merit.



I've avoided understanding the draft processes for years now, I figure it's best for my aging, flailing intelligence to continue to remain in blissful ignorance.

No, really. I insist.



5. Stand for Board of Directors of your favourite football club. Use all your wiles and skills to get elected, backed up by threats to reconfigure heavy traffic routes to pass opponents front doors. Enjoy the fruits of your labours and demand better looking players and tighter shorts. Dismiss coaches at your whim. Take the long view of on-field success whilst dallying with the latest crop of draftees.



I feel this idea is your best. Being situated in my current office I have unparalleled access to all sorts of interesting infrastructure, both existing and planned.

And as a lady who appreciates a fine bicep I feel my current appetites well satiated by the standard uniform, however the current trend for tops that are as tight as a nun's are a step in the right direction that should be more fully explored. By me. As a director with a real hands-on style of administration.



6. Move to Scotland. No coverage, no news, no pain. Just a lingering memory of yesteryear.



But aren't there like, Scottish persons there?

No AFL? Ever?

*ponders*

Ever ever?

...

The mind boggles at such a notion... Life without the joys of being a two-eyed Magpies supporter? But...

*ponders*
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Two Wongs
Former Officer, ASI
Now mature and sensible... *MySmiley*
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Memories? *NM* Two Wongs - 04/06/2010 10:56:25 AM 928 Views
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Of good times... *NM* Two Wongs - 08/06/2010 02:57:43 PM 906 Views
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recipricating saws can be revealing, too! *NM* Two Wongs - 09/06/2010 07:14:11 AM 848 Views
True, yet I find a sliding compound action is smoother and gives a better result *NM* Druid - 09/06/2010 07:30:44 AM 897 Views
*fans self* *NM* Two Wongs - 09/06/2010 07:36:45 AM 1745 Views
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No doubt, why isn't there a chat? *NM* Jasha - 27/09/2011 04:29:51 AM 863 Views
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PINK! Two Wongs - 15/06/2010 12:33:41 PM 1780 Views
Si! Elaine - 15/06/2010 01:46:39 PM 1776 Views
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Re: To read random comments... Two Wongs - 23/07/2010 01:26:15 PM 1690 Views
Heh tehanu - 26/07/2010 03:36:18 PM 1600 Views
Re: Heh Two Wongs - 27/07/2010 10:03:23 AM 1532 Views
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To interest terrapins in finding? *NM* Michael - 04/08/2010 02:47:46 PM 854 Views
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Re: For the reasoned discourse Camilla - 19/08/2010 05:36:20 PM 1633 Views
Choccylate? Elaine - 20/08/2010 02:50:23 PM 1717 Views
well. things are more polarized now. jh - 20/08/2010 03:06:35 PM 1791 Views
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To ask why... snoopcester - 24/08/2010 11:26:42 AM 1881 Views
She did what? Druid - 25/08/2010 12:35:06 AM 1576 Views
And she always seemed such a well raised Sheila snoopcester - 25/08/2010 04:21:42 PM 1603 Views
Who spread such scurrilous rumour? Two Wongs - 10/10/2010 11:59:23 AM 1727 Views
The team you have taken under your wing boasts of it on their shirts! snoopcester - 10/10/2010 01:03:54 PM 1687 Views
Hey, you totally did not have permission to post that picture! jh - 10/10/2010 02:34:07 PM 1626 Views
I'm sorry snoopcester - 10/10/2010 02:36:36 PM 1566 Views
You should be. jh - 10/10/2010 05:27:18 PM 1555 Views
Oh, I think I misunderstood snoopcester - 10/10/2010 05:52:26 PM 1614 Views
Oh <3 Two Wongs - 12/10/2010 11:35:38 AM 1490 Views
Ccccccccccoooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee bbbbbbaccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk! snoopcester - 12/10/2010 12:35:57 PM 1638 Views
Whyfor Two Wongs - 12/10/2010 01:55:33 PM 1631 Views
Why not ? snoopcester - 12/10/2010 02:31:02 PM 1596 Views
The Way of the Wonga must be spread! Two Wongs - 12/10/2010 11:36:39 AM 1621 Views
Clearly! snoopcester - 12/10/2010 12:36:50 PM 1607 Views
Two Wongs - 12/10/2010 01:54:48 PM 1689 Views
My bad? snoopcester - 12/10/2010 02:29:20 PM 1737 Views
Two Wongs - 12/10/2010 02:54:21 PM 1630 Views
snoopcester - 12/10/2010 03:15:37 PM 1717 Views
To await further Tales of Druid Elaine - 25/08/2010 01:50:41 PM 1835 Views
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To find out what my family has been up to. *NM* edgecutioner - 31/08/2010 07:33:20 PM 929 Views
I refer you to Jonte's succinct answer in your main post Druid - 01/09/2010 01:48:26 AM 1850 Views
Well some things never change. edgecutioner - 01/09/2010 07:53:30 PM 1766 Views
But the others do Druid - 02/09/2010 12:21:02 AM 1556 Views
To have my culture and heritage slandered, apparently. Michael - 10/09/2010 02:52:35 PM 1481 Views
Hey now Elaine - 10/09/2010 02:58:47 PM 1691 Views
True. But you did... Michael - 10/09/2010 03:03:48 PM 1655 Views
You mean this doesn't happen globally? Two Wongs - 12/10/2010 02:17:34 PM 1750 Views
Thanks for the support. Michael - 15/10/2010 09:09:06 AM 1563 Views
Anytime Two Wongs - 15/10/2010 12:19:12 PM 1698 Views
Because otherwise I would have to concentrate on work Two Wongs - 22/10/2010 01:29:23 AM 1867 Views
You have become an Enigma to me Druid - 22/10/2010 08:55:18 AM 1667 Views
But... Wait... Huh? Two Wongs - 22/10/2010 10:09:19 AM 1597 Views
Re: But... Wait... Huh? Druid - 25/10/2010 11:59:12 AM 1803 Views
Who's in Hawthorn, when. Who's on first! Two Wongs - 25/10/2010 12:30:34 PM 1643 Views
Burwood Road, Hawthorn, actually Druid - 25/10/2010 11:15:41 PM 1591 Views
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I hedge my bets with licqourice *NM* Two Wongs - 26/10/2010 12:05:28 AM 888 Views
To gloat from the top of the FF table *NM* Michael - 26/10/2010 04:38:08 PM 917 Views
To gloat from the top of the FF table? Druid - 15/11/2010 09:38:09 PM 1624 Views
Which table are we talking about? I intend to gloat from the other one *NM* snoopcester - 15/11/2010 09:57:24 PM 920 Views
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This is so very true. But! snoopcester - 16/11/2010 02:18:25 PM 1636 Views
But me no buts, sirrah! Druid - 17/11/2010 03:56:49 AM 1588 Views
The aliens made me do it. *NM* jh - 28/10/2010 08:53:49 PM 815 Views
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Retro. I like it. *NM* Michael - 03/11/2010 09:27:13 AM 847 Views
Curiousity finally got the best of me. skippy - 14/11/2010 01:09:09 AM 1583 Views
Because Tom is hot. Amyrlin - 16/11/2010 05:08:19 AM 1585 Views
The cat is drinking my tea Two Wongs - 04/07/2011 01:25:10 PM 1596 Views
Where u bin? Druid - 05/07/2011 01:34:09 AM 1664 Views
Bin laden with the daily drudge Two Wongs - 06/07/2011 06:19:28 AM 1857 Views
Re: Bin laden with the daily drudge Druid - 06/07/2011 07:04:02 AM 1658 Views
Conpuzzlement Two Wongs - 07/07/2011 01:18:00 AM 1549 Views
Traffic Directions for the horde Druid - 07/07/2011 02:15:10 AM 1526 Views
Jacob - 06/07/2011 02:24:50 PM 1522 Views
Druid - 07/07/2011 12:11:33 AM 1533 Views
Something to do in the interseason break. *NM* jh - 07/07/2011 12:27:43 PM 858 Views
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To keep in touch with my family *NM* wadsy - 14/07/2011 01:00:18 PM 796 Views
...we thought you had escaped Two Wongs - 18/07/2011 08:27:16 AM 1479 Views
We did. Elaine - 29/07/2011 04:53:41 PM 1497 Views
Re: We did. TaskmasterJack - 29/07/2011 10:04:17 PM 1508 Views
Elaine - 05/08/2011 02:35:26 PM 1458 Views
*passes pool boy, reaches into bag for another* Two Wongs - 02/08/2011 12:50:01 PM 1459 Views
So kind Elaine - 05/08/2011 02:36:44 PM 1398 Views
I did wadsy - 04/08/2011 01:31:30 PM 1607 Views
Hmm Two Wongs - 05/08/2011 03:28:18 PM 1553 Views
mood is fine wadsy - 07/08/2011 01:38:43 PM 1391 Views
To check if my doggies are still running Druid - 31/08/2011 12:50:16 AM 1450 Views
And at an alarming rate of speed after all these years. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 31/08/2011 01:28:39 AM 886 Views
I thought I saw them resting there a bit? Two Wongs - 20/09/2011 01:40:04 PM 1474 Views
They were Druid - 26/09/2011 12:47:51 AM 1166 Views
Oh, so that's what that big banner up the top there means. Two Wongs - 27/09/2011 04:12:59 AM 1280 Views
To see what all i've been missing. edgecutioner - 08/09/2011 11:54:09 PM 1569 Views
To drink from the water of glories past. *NM* Stephen - 11/09/2011 08:12:07 AM 728 Views
Indeed we are a thirsty bunch. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 11/09/2011 07:49:19 PM 812 Views
To pine for my wimmins nossy - 22/09/2011 03:30:19 PM 1590 Views
Re: To pine for my wimmins TaskmasterJack - 23/09/2011 09:59:17 PM 1485 Views
It is all your own fault Druid - 26/09/2011 01:00:32 AM 1472 Views
Look at those puppies go! Elaine - 22/09/2011 10:46:33 PM 1515 Views
Feet like the wind. Kel - 24/09/2011 01:05:24 AM 1412 Views
They work for Bill Gates Druid - 26/09/2011 12:59:11 AM 1403 Views
It all in the breeding, you know Druid - 26/09/2011 12:56:11 AM 1297 Views
To pick up random bits of wisdom. *NM* Kel - 24/09/2011 01:07:29 AM 943 Views
Because I can't remember who most of you are. Jasha - 27/09/2011 04:28:57 AM 1465 Views
For a quiet corner to quietly mourn the Grand Final loss.... Two Wongs - 02/10/2011 10:05:08 PM 1488 Views
Come, come my girl, chin up! Druid - 04/10/2011 04:11:57 AM 1499 Views
Once again, you prove to be a man of sense Two Wongs - 04/10/2011 04:47:49 AM 1440 Views
Was there ever any doubt? If you ignore the affair of the Ukrainian poledancer and the goat, that is Druid - 04/10/2011 05:23:37 AM 1342 Views
To each man his weaknesses, my friend Two Wongs - 04/10/2011 10:31:34 PM 1356 Views
You are officially a lost cause Druid - 05/10/2011 01:40:51 AM 1456 Views
It is my lot; I have accepted this. Two Wongs - 05/10/2011 02:30:47 AM 1527 Views
Habit. *NM* Kronin al'Sulc - 04/10/2011 06:42:21 AM 858 Views
To see if anyone here forgot to give me a birthday present. jh - 19/10/2011 04:23:39 PM 1817 Views
We didn't forget..... Druid - 20/10/2011 03:34:47 AM 1677 Views
That's alright then. *NM* jh - 20/10/2011 05:03:35 PM 861 Views
How long does this have to go without a reply to get locked at the next one? *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 20/10/2011 07:29:09 PM 916 Views
Don't be silly. jh - 20/10/2011 08:32:20 PM 1630 Views
Ah. Sareitha Sedai - 20/10/2011 08:53:57 PM 1504 Views
Who's replying? *NM* TaskmasterJack - 20/10/2011 09:39:55 PM 733 Views
Right. *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 21/10/2011 12:41:36 AM 827 Views
I thought the same thing at the time Two Wongs - 23/10/2011 02:49:12 AM 1512 Views
Re: I thought the same thing at the time TaskmasterJack - 23/10/2011 02:56:18 AM 1420 Views
Heresy! Druid - 24/10/2011 01:00:50 AM 1733 Views
Because my quest for free booze always brings me back here eventually! Mith - 28/10/2011 06:55:56 PM 1655 Views
One Jäghurt, coming up. *NM* jh - 31/10/2011 09:20:57 PM 781 Views
Bloody Melbourne Cup has shut everything else down for the day! Two Wongs - 01/11/2011 01:40:04 AM 1656 Views
So your horse did not quite make it? Druid - 03/11/2011 02:14:01 AM 1407 Views
The fascinators infesting this city meant I couldn't get to a tote on time... Two Wongs - 03/11/2011 09:35:09 AM 1436 Views
They have fascinators in Hawthorn? Druid - 07/11/2011 12:35:22 AM 1533 Views
Kew, dahling. Two Wongs - 08/11/2011 09:27:21 AM 1387 Views
Big Booty Bitches. *NM* Dan - 03/11/2011 09:13:35 PM 835 Views
I feel obliged to suggest... Isaac - 07/11/2011 04:29:28 AM 1531 Views
So, your reason is that you need to lecture people? nossy - 07/11/2011 02:11:11 PM 1437 Views
Did you object to any of the suggestions? Isaac - 07/11/2011 03:28:07 PM 1482 Views
Yes, most. nossy - 07/11/2011 03:42:12 PM 1411 Views
On what grounds? Isaac - 07/11/2011 04:41:31 PM 1365 Views
Re: On what grounds? nossy - 08/11/2011 12:51:27 AM 1644 Views
I don't think we're getting anywhere Isaac - 08/11/2011 02:10:30 AM 1745 Views
We have the term "Joeling"? Two Wongs - 08/11/2011 09:33:43 AM 1715 Views
More of a joke but yes Isaac - 08/11/2011 10:22:59 AM 1437 Views
Hi *NM* Two Wongs - 08/11/2011 09:26:12 AM 850 Views
What this post is all about Druid - 13/11/2011 10:33:36 PM 1586 Views
Thank you Isaac - 13/11/2011 10:43:54 PM 1296 Views
*is damn sexy* *NM* TaskmasterJack - 14/11/2011 02:29:09 AM 775 Views
Did I write TMJ? My mistake, I meant MGB. Sorry *NM* Druid - 14/11/2011 02:52:56 AM 852 Views
I have my reasons *acts all coy* *NM* snoopcester - 10/11/2011 04:41:52 PM 854 Views
Yes we know. jh - 10/11/2011 05:05:53 PM 1500 Views
snoopcester - 10/11/2011 05:11:35 PM 1471 Views
Now... that is an insult. jh - 10/11/2011 08:21:49 PM 1379 Views
That was the aim snoopcester - 10/11/2011 10:12:24 PM 1693 Views
They are obvious to all and sundry Druid - 10/11/2011 10:00:41 PM 1530 Views
I'm clearly transparent snoopcester - 10/11/2011 10:13:36 PM 1688 Views
Your transparency is one of your finest attributes Druid - 10/11/2011 10:28:35 PM 1574 Views
Or, in danger. *NM* nossy - 10/11/2011 11:16:59 PM 916 Views
Having taken expert advice snoopcester - 10/11/2011 11:31:41 PM 1526 Views
I saw. However, there is another way..... Druid - 11/11/2011 01:20:08 AM 1513 Views
Your great age is only matched by your great wisdom. snoopcester - 14/11/2011 10:00:50 AM 1590 Views
Careful now. You wouldn't want me to suddenly remember stories Jen has not heard? Druid - 16/11/2011 12:30:14 AM 1585 Views
Because I had nothing else to do at a hostel in Lisbon Maciek - 15/11/2011 11:49:55 PM 1813 Views
Nothing to do? In Lisbon? Druid - 16/11/2011 12:28:06 AM 1394 Views
Re: Nothing to do? In Lisbon? Maciek - 25/12/2011 07:07:55 PM 1578 Views
To mark the changing of the seasons.. Kel - 22/11/2011 01:26:16 AM 1774 Views
So true. Summer is almost here Druid - 22/11/2011 01:42:29 AM 1581 Views
To read and find out about politics in the US, apparently *NM* Two Wongs - 30/01/2012 12:38:38 AM 895 Views
You have come to the right place! *NM* TaskmasterJack - 30/01/2012 01:47:32 AM 757 Views
How do I get to the left place? *NM* Two Wongs - 03/02/2012 01:24:54 AM 845 Views
To see what is happening Druid - 29/08/2012 02:46:57 PM 1291 Views
Your dogs appear to have stopped running. Stephen - 29/08/2012 04:16:45 PM 1436 Views
Wow. 3 years. How quickly did that go?! *NM* Rebekah - 29/08/2012 05:12:51 PM 731 Views
Scary shite *NM* ironclad - 31/08/2012 10:53:17 AM 766 Views
I miss you guys. nossy - 09/09/2012 03:22:32 PM 1257 Views
Me too. Stephen - 09/09/2012 05:39:43 PM 1391 Views
Yup. nossy - 10/09/2012 02:29:44 AM 1389 Views
Blame football Druid - 10/09/2012 01:11:32 AM 1365 Views
I usually do, for some reason or other. nossy - 10/09/2012 02:45:44 AM 1434 Views
That is terrible Druid - 10/09/2012 03:05:28 AM 1349 Views
No, no, it's really fine... jh - 18/09/2012 07:03:27 AM 1259 Views
Thank you for you perspective! *NM* kHz1000 - 15/09/2012 11:13:03 AM 811 Views
It's cheaper than meth! *NM* Stephen - 17/09/2012 03:04:07 PM 765 Views
Because reasons! *NM* Two Wongs - 05/01/2013 01:50:40 PM 814 Views
Reasons are good. *NM* patternweaver - 09/01/2013 08:16:35 PM 835 Views
Taste like chicken. *NM* jh - 10/01/2013 05:50:02 PM 805 Views
With a hint of paprika *NM* Two Wongs - 13/06/2013 12:20:02 PM 977 Views
I can't find the exit *NM* ßelals Girl - 14/06/2013 07:18:14 PM 761 Views
Welcome to the Hotel RAFO Druid - 17/06/2013 12:37:05 AM 1285 Views
Well... apparently to say farewell Maciek - 03/09/2016 08:06:56 PM 735 Views
Heh. I had forgotten this thread. jh - 13/09/2016 08:40:03 PM 940 Views
Seems like I do it for nostalgia before THE END™ snoopster - 17/02/2017 02:00:05 PM 796 Views
Nostalgia indeed Druid - 19/02/2017 08:57:44 PM 966 Views
seems the site has a reprieve for at least another year snoopcester - 20/02/2017 07:46:06 PM 788 Views
To toast the host with the most. *NM* Stephen - 23/02/2017 06:04:06 PM 578 Views
Because it is still here. *NM* jh - 19/03/2017 02:51:43 PM 436 Views
Amen! Pre-social media message boards are the place to be. *NM* Anonymous2000 - 19/03/2017 08:15:32 PM 444 Views
There is a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. *NM* kazetaran - 19/03/2017 09:13:40 PM 531 Views
But the variety of near perfect ones is stunning *NM* Michael - 04/03/2022 05:48:17 PM 216 Views
Definitely the terrapins *NM* majander - 04/03/2022 05:46:25 PM 202 Views
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