Active Users:595 Time:28/09/2024 12:18:26 AM
I am cursed with eternal youth. Cannoli Send a noteboard - 19/09/2011 11:39:09 PM
Everyone claims I look just like my father, and his father before him. We have this creepy primogeniture phenotype issue going on four generations now, but the important thing is he looks way too young for his age. When I reached my adult height, people were mistaking us for brothers, and mistaking my mother (two years younger than he) for HIS mother. The major aging difference between my father and I is that I am less heavy than he was at my age. I pretty much have Nynaeve's dilemma - I would appreciate some gray hairs or age lines soon, so people start taking me seriously. It's kind of a pain to be mistaken for one of the younger ones in your family, or the contemporary of a sister who's seven years younger.

Also, my circulation isn't what it once was. Sometimes my legs get a little numb if I crouch in one place for a couple of hours. My general overall health is deteriorating as well. I've already used two sick days for 2011 and it's not even October.
Cannoli
“Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions.” GK Chesteron
Inde muagdhe Aes Sedai misain ye!
Deus Vult!
*MySmiley*
Reply to message
Old people stuff. Let's all whine together. - 19/09/2011 04:08:23 PM 829 Views
I found a chin hair the day of my 30th birthday - 19/09/2011 04:35:12 PM 352 Views
I don't think we're supposed to share that. - 19/09/2011 04:46:57 PM 330 Views
I am cursed with eternal youth. - 19/09/2011 11:39:09 PM 542 Views
So you could be 42! - 23/09/2011 05:01:55 PM 407 Views
Hey, I don't get senior tickets for shows.... - 19/09/2011 05:02:44 PM 396 Views
That was just ridiculous. - 19/09/2011 05:14:29 PM 357 Views
- 19/09/2011 05:20:22 PM 537 Views
I have 4 grey hairs - 19/09/2011 05:19:50 PM 424 Views
I have a couple of those too. - 19/09/2011 05:32:19 PM 307 Views
I'm starting to lose my hair. - 19/09/2011 05:42:34 PM 505 Views
Poor baby - 19/09/2011 05:52:42 PM 448 Views
I know! - 19/09/2011 08:06:35 PM 503 Views
Do it! - 19/09/2011 08:14:15 PM 342 Views
If it makes you feel any better - 19/09/2011 05:43:29 PM 443 Views
If it makes you feel any better - 21/09/2011 07:48:58 PM 342 Views
lots of fun things on the way - 19/09/2011 05:59:29 PM 391 Views
I'll reply in ten years or so *NM* - 19/09/2011 06:17:11 PM 244 Views
~snort~ *NM* - 20/09/2011 09:39:42 PM 262 Views
Got a cold, dearest? *NM* - 21/09/2011 09:36:23 AM 251 Views
Yes indeedy *NM* - 21/09/2011 10:40:15 PM 268 Views
- 23/09/2011 05:03:46 PM 412 Views
That's no good. - 19/09/2011 07:49:16 PM 492 Views
You're a jerk. - 23/09/2011 05:05:09 PM 389 Views
I'll go with Jens' answer here *NM* - 19/09/2011 08:46:46 PM 126 Views
Head. Shoulders. Knees and Toes. Knees and Toes. *NM* - 19/09/2011 09:22:29 PM 272 Views
aaaand... there goes his back. *NM* - 22/09/2011 07:50:37 PM 229 Views
Everything starts melting, drips everywhere and you get all messy - 20/09/2011 07:15:43 AM 361 Views
Like Pamela Anderson when she stands near a radiator. - 21/09/2011 08:41:04 AM 327 Views
Aw - 23/09/2011 05:06:31 PM 447 Views
Speaking as an "old".. - 20/09/2011 07:45:09 PM 318 Views
I've noticed that - 23/09/2011 05:07:22 PM 445 Views
Re: Old people stuff. Let's all whine together. - 20/09/2011 10:12:53 PM 334 Views
Waitaminute.... - 21/09/2011 05:32:09 PM 389 Views
I'm not ready for this. Not at all. - 21/09/2011 10:09:42 PM 433 Views
I am not certain. - 22/09/2011 07:32:28 AM 428 Views
Ouch. - 23/09/2011 05:08:24 PM 320 Views
Rotator Cuff still bugging me... - 22/09/2011 07:46:17 PM 357 Views
Yikes. - 23/09/2011 05:09:11 PM 404 Views
Let's see... - 24/09/2011 05:01:48 AM 415 Views

Reply to Message