Please help me identify the following Rafonauts:


Poster 1: "I found evidence of Sciuridae being mentioned in the Spanish version of the Declaration of Independence!"
Some of us might not like the answer to this question.

Poster 2: *posts about breaking off the finger nail on her pinkie, gets 120 replies*
I have a feeling I might want to work up some righteous anger.

Poster 3: "This just in: World about to end. Obama to blame. "
*blocks*

Poster 4: *flames poster above and below to smithereens for a tiny spelling mistake and liking Alexandre Dumas*
Tom, since Chora is gone.

Poster 5: "Okay, I am gonna ignore everything you just said and just tell you: THE LEFT DID IT FIRST!"
RT!

Poster 6: *replies in a long political rant with several links to people no one ever heard of and articles only remotely related to the topic, thereby reviving a thread that didn't get a reply for 18 months*
Joel

Poster 7: "I dunno...I just know Nossy is old and Jens from Madagaskar."
jh

Poster 8: *writes a 4 pages long rant without paragraphs about hating a minor detail of a book or film, when he actually quite liked it*
Cannoli

Poster 9: "Well, yes, he may be intelligent, sexy and sweet, but he's not German!"
BG

Poster 10: *posts a Guardian article about how incredibly different life in the USA is compared to countries where whales are still eaten*
edit: somehow forgot to type that I was guessing Camilla.

If you happen to find yourself on that list, take it with a sense of humor, kay?