Although I come very close at times.
Never!
An important sentence appears to have [mysteriously] disappeared from my post. Without its scene-setting, jaw-dropping, inspirationally hilarious context it would seem to the reader that my brain took a left turn at Hartlepool and hasn't been since since.
Gremlins got it. Never trust a gremlin.
All Wongs are wont to be hale and hearty, intelligence aside. Wee man is almost 10 and appears to have sprung a leak in his leg bones; am tempted to place bricks on his head to keep him from sprouting through the roof...
Please to hear that small womgs are sprouting.
How is Minander? And Majander? And Edinburgh...
Miniander is good, she is ten and far too sophisticated for the likes of me. Titchyander is three and a half and causing untold trouble as he has just discovered lying. I will need to beat that out of him soon. Majander is drifting along, working away and getting on with it. We had a nasty infestation of Melbournites staying in our house over the summer, but we've had the place fumigated since.
Edinburgh's lovely, was visiting my sister there last week, the west of the country's not bad either.

The Monday Cafe - open when I damn well feel like it
I blame Alric
I blame Alric

Rioting Spreads to Edinburgh.
11/08/2011 02:06:43 PM
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It's awful.
11/08/2011 02:37:40 PM
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Indeed. A sad day.
11/08/2011 03:00:10 PM
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Re: Indeed. A sad day.
11/08/2011 03:10:52 PM
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Re: Indeed. A sad day.
11/08/2011 04:06:45 PM
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Truly horrific.
11/08/2011 02:51:27 PM
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Unthinkable.
11/08/2011 03:01:03 PM
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I'm stumped
11/08/2011 03:01:01 PM
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I'll explain...
11/08/2011 03:02:54 PM
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I er - I'm not quite as dumb as that
11/08/2011 03:13:16 PM
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I didn't think you were.
11/08/2011 04:03:00 PM
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