That said, I've been meaning to break out this ACTUAL mouse for a while because it's far too easy for me to "click" something simply by trying to move the cursor; this just sealed the deal. Also I no longer have to worry about getting "font sizes for people with Tom Mixs autograph" just because my thumb is resting on the mouse pad when I try to move the cursor with my finger.

But, yeah, I'm not THAT bad (though I am utterly disgusted with the return of the DLC despite Obamas promises, and outraged by the proposed "two time" corporate tax holiday; if I tried something like that they'd put me in jail, and it's hard to read S&Ps credit downgrade as "give corporate America a trillion dollar tax break". )