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I don't do haiku, but Happy Birthday anyway. *NM* Avendesora Send a noteboard - 03/08/2011 04:18:33 PM
Another year has passed and our beloved Sareitha Sedai is celebrating her birthday today. Since we all can’t be there to give her gifts and hugs, why don’t we celebrate this wonderful day the best way we know how…with words!

Write Sareitha a haiku!

Choose a category (lame, funny, thoughtful, dirty, abstract, etc.) and post your poem. I’ll kick things off:

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Sareitha Sedai

The name has five syllables

You’re not old at all

I’ll pick the best haiku at the end of the day. The winner gets my choice of the following prizes:

1) A mind numbing pun from damookster

2) A pair of really big high heels from tehanu

3) A picture of wads mounting a statue of a sheep

4) Divine forgiveness from the Church of Snoopsterism

5) Permanent use of the moniker “se Vinta” after your screen name

6) Nothing (this is the most likely prize)

Happy birthday Sareitha! Sorry your party sucks.
*MySmiley*

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Happy Birthday Sareitha Sedai! A haiku celebration! Tigr - 03/08/2011 02:00:37 PM 912 Views
That's...I...um...er... Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 02:13:01 PM 723 Views
How you doin'? Jacob - 03/08/2011 02:48:36 PM 615 Views
Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 04:59:10 PM 691 Views
Happy birthday Sareitha!! snoopcester - 03/08/2011 02:33:01 PM 704 Views
Thanks snoop Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 02:48:30 PM 674 Views
Happy birthday, my friend. Jacob - 03/08/2011 02:58:44 PM 805 Views
Well done! Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 05:07:52 PM 714 Views
*writes most creative haiku ever* mapthis - 03/08/2011 03:01:25 PM 823 Views
*applauds* Jacob - 03/08/2011 03:02:10 PM 695 Views
lol, and I thought mine was bad. nossy - 03/08/2011 03:06:26 PM 746 Views
Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 05:08:32 PM 687 Views
Happy birthday! nossy - 03/08/2011 03:04:08 PM 752 Views
Oh, that is awesome. Jacob - 03/08/2011 03:09:17 PM 689 Views
You better hide well Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 05:09:24 PM 664 Views
I don't do haiku, but Happy Birthday anyway. *NM* Avendesora - 03/08/2011 04:18:33 PM 402 Views
Thanks Ave! *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 05:09:45 PM 345 Views
"Many Happy Returns!" Joel - 03/08/2011 05:03:14 PM 646 Views
Awww, thank you Nicest haiku in this thread yet. *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 05:10:24 PM 313 Views
Just glad you liked it. Joel - 03/08/2011 08:32:06 PM 664 Views
Happy Birthday, You! Crazy ol Lews Therin - 03/08/2011 06:27:18 PM 652 Views
Sneak attack! Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 06:51:18 PM 736 Views
And you even made me double post. Amazing! *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 03/08/2011 06:52:09 PM 380 Views
Yeah, I'm awesome like that. *NM* Crazy ol Lews Therin - 03/08/2011 07:03:58 PM 339 Views
Happy Birthday! I don't really have time for a haiku, so I won't try. *NM* Tom - 03/08/2011 08:14:23 PM 343 Views
Thanks for taking the time to leave birthday wishes *NM* Sareitha Sedai - 04/08/2011 01:31:25 PM 340 Views
Apologies in advance for the haiku Stephen - 04/08/2011 12:21:01 AM 615 Views
Sareitha Sedai - 04/08/2011 01:31:54 PM 713 Views
Happy birthday! Colonel Logain - 04/08/2011 06:45:03 AM 789 Views
Thank you! Sareitha Sedai - 04/08/2011 01:32:31 PM 714 Views
I am haiku-less, but I wish you Happy Birthday anyway Elaine - 05/08/2011 02:24:25 PM 713 Views
You're so fabulous you don't need a haiku. Sareitha Sedai - 08/08/2011 01:53:08 PM 680 Views
Very belated HB ironclad - 08/08/2011 01:01:54 PM 704 Views
Well, yes. Sareitha Sedai - 08/08/2011 01:53:34 PM 697 Views
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