Another year has passed and our beloved Sareitha Sedai is celebrating her birthday today. Since we all can’t be there to give her gifts and hugs, why don’t we celebrate this wonderful day the best way we know how…with words wine!
Fixed that for you
Write Sareitha a haiku!
...this cannot end well.
Choose a category (lame, funny, thoughtful, dirty, abstract, etc.) and post your poem. I’ll kick things off:
OBVIOUS
Sareitha Sedai
The name has five syllables
You’re not old at all
OBVIOUS
Sareitha Sedai
The name has five syllables
You’re not old at all
That's certainly...aptly named?
I’ll pick the best haiku at the end of the day. The winner gets my choice of the following prizes:
Am I eligible? I have one too.
1) A mind numbing pun from damookster
Awwwwwwww, is that guy even still around? I miss him.
2) A pair of really big high heels from tehanu
Big, or high? You may want to run. Fast.
3) A picture of wads mounting a statue of a sheep
...
4) Divine forgiveness from the Church of Snoopsterism
Like blanket forgiveness? Forgiveness for a sin to be named later? This could be useful.
5) Permanent use of the moniker “se Vinta” after your screen name
I have always thought that "Sareitha se Vinta" had a nice ring to it.
6) Nothing (this is the most likely prize)
So the prize will be the same as my birthday present from you. I guess that's fitting.
Happy birthday Sareitha! Sorry your party sucks.
Thanks Tigr
Yeah, yeah.My haiku:
My dearest Tigr
Gifts and hugs would be better
I hate you so much
If you are from Betelgeuse, please have one of your Earth friends read what I've written before you respond. Or try concentrating harder.
"The trophy problem has become extreme."
"The trophy problem has become extreme."
Happy Birthday Sareitha Sedai! 
A haiku celebration!
- 03/08/2011 02:00:37 PM
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"Many Happy Returns!" 
- 03/08/2011 05:03:14 PM
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A haiku celebration!
- 03/08/2011 02:00:37 PM
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That's...I...um...er...
- 03/08/2011 02:13:01 PM
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*writes most creative haiku ever*
- 03/08/2011 03:01:25 PM
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- 03/08/2011 05:08:32 PM
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- 03/08/2011 05:08:32 PM
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I don't do haiku, but Happy Birthday anyway. "Many Happy Returns!"
- 03/08/2011 05:03:14 PM
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Just glad you liked it.
Happy Birthday, You!
- 03/08/2011 06:27:18 PM
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- 03/08/2011 06:27:18 PM
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Sneak attack!
- 03/08/2011 06:51:18 PM
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*NM*
Happy Birthday! I don't really have time for a haiku, so I won't try. *NM*
- 03/08/2011 08:14:23 PM
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Apologies in advance for the haiku
- 04/08/2011 12:21:01 AM
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- 04/08/2011 01:31:54 PM
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- 04/08/2011 01:31:54 PM
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