Firstly for introductions

I need none. The former admins still have nightmares over me.

Now surveying this board I find that I know more than half of you less than half as well as I would have liked to have known you if I knew the other half as well as I do you.

How long has it been since a *NM* attempt at humour?
I have no idea. *.*
Are Americans still spelling humour wrong?
Yes.
If I am surveying the board am I really surveying the board until I actually survey it?
yes, it's a survey inside a survey.
This post is brought to you by the letter A,S and I. With an honourable mention for the letter Q.

A stands for?

S stands for?

I stands for?

Q stands for? Sorry.

If I burp in RAFO did I really burp and is there anyone around to hear it?
Just because a tree falls in a forest and No one is there, does not mean it does not still make noise. Humans. (could i get any more double negatives in that sentence?- though i think it logic makes sense, once you sort though the goobly gook)
You all suck.
right back @ you!
Please note, that was a statement not a question?