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Re: You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD). TaskmasterJack Send a noteboard - 12/07/2011 01:01:32 AM
Side-effects of the teleportation include minor brain damage, minor nausea, minor fainting, and in rare cases, minor misplacement of limbs.


Earlier, reading this through the tiny text of my iPhone, I thought that said "minor farting" instead of "fainting". Possibly because it seemed to fit after nausea.


(You do know the Narrator wasn't one of our trio, right?)


Yeah. Wasn't that mapthis? He deserves to be taken down a peg, too.

P.S. Re: Josh; ask and ye shall receive.


I'm going to blame it on email or social media rather than divine intervention.
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Re: You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD). TaskmasterJack - 12/07/2011 01:01:32 AM 513 Views
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