Some days you eat the badger. Some days the badger eats you.
Nate Send a noteboard - 11/07/2011 03:53:58 PM
Some days you transfluctuate 30 percent of the badger's body mass into pure energy, horribly disfiguring and mutating the other 70 percent and accidentally granting it the ability to wield the energy created by its own mass in the form of tiny lightning balls. But only on the good days.
P.S. If you'd like a job as an Official Badger Consultant, I have a space available. The office needs slight repairs due to unrelated electrical damage and ketchup stains. The pay is pretty much nonexistent, but the benefits would be awesome if you had any, and in any other lab you'd be earning lucrative at-risk bonuses.
P.S. If you'd like a job as an Official Badger Consultant, I have a space available. The office needs slight repairs due to unrelated electrical damage and ketchup stains. The pay is pretty much nonexistent, but the benefits would be awesome if you had any, and in any other lab you'd be earning lucrative at-risk bonuses.
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Look, I thought the badger was drunk, okay?
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Amy needs to get in line
07/07/2011 09:36:58 PM
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I can fix that, you know.
07/07/2011 09:54:53 PM
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Re: I can fix that, you know.
07/07/2011 10:02:31 PM
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There was a discussion at work about buying a personal one-man helicopter for funsies.
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~takes notes~
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Wait, moondog is rocket powered now?
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Another satisfied customer!
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I'm under court order not to send any more gifts from the Christmas catalog.
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I have read this a few times and I don't buy it!
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It's people like you who make people like me make people like Igor.
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Tsk. A whole weekend to build a cybearg.
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Who ... who let this fraud in my post?
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I've been telling you for years that morality and science are separate things.
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If Obsidian Ashaman doesn't show up to reply to this, I'm going to be disappointed.
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You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD).
11/07/2011 03:46:02 PM
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Re: You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD).
12/07/2011 01:01:32 AM
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Things they don't teach you in school: Badger Impairment
11/07/2011 02:25:28 AM
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Some days you eat the badger. Some days the badger eats you.
11/07/2011 03:53:58 PM
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Problem: you used a drunk badger, when you should have gone with a hungry wolverine.
11/07/2011 05:06:50 PM
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