You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD).
Nate Send a noteboard - 11/07/2011 03:46:02 PM
Instantly teleport anyone in the world to your location, with a few limitations, including the need to use the PROD to inject the target with a tracer molecule within the previous 18 hours (if you don't, the tracer molecule ends up in their feces and you end up with a surprise -- boy was that a fun day at the lab!). Side-effects of the teleportation include minor brain damage, minor nausea, minor fainting, and in rare cases, minor misplacement of limbs.
Or I'll register the names Storyteller and Narrator and post horribly, horribly written essays with no punctuation or paragraph breaks or discontinuation of single lines of thought or even significant word count and featuring NO wotmaniacs whatsoever. And totally ruin the reputations of two likely forgotten pseudonyms for the remainder of the existence of the internet. I figure that's another two to three years. The fad should die off here shortly.
That's harsh, man. That's cold.
(You do know the Narrator wasn't one of our trio, right?)
I remember those days though. Sometimes it felt like there was a story featuring a wotmaniac posted somewhere on the boards every day. We were mad youths. Caught in the, uh ... well, the madness. Of youth.
P.S. Re: Josh; ask and ye shall receive.
Or I'll register the names Storyteller and Narrator and post horribly, horribly written essays with no punctuation or paragraph breaks or discontinuation of single lines of thought or even significant word count and featuring NO wotmaniacs whatsoever. And totally ruin the reputations of two likely forgotten pseudonyms for the remainder of the existence of the internet. I figure that's another two to three years. The fad should die off here shortly.
That's harsh, man. That's cold.
(You do know the Narrator wasn't one of our trio, right?)
I remember those days though. Sometimes it felt like there was a story featuring a wotmaniac posted somewhere on the boards every day. We were mad youths. Caught in the, uh ... well, the madness. Of youth.
P.S. Re: Josh; ask and ye shall receive.
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Look, I thought the badger was drunk, okay?
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You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD).
- 11/07/2011 03:46:02 PM
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Re: You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD).
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Problem: you used a drunk badger, when you should have gone with a hungry wolverine.
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