It's made entirely of natural ingredients, including vegetable oil, nutmeg, nano-scrubbers, and fairy blood.* With two daily applications, your bionic eye will gleam with the unquenchable fire of an unquenchable fire, which come to think of it you actually might not be able to quench.
Hmm...
*No fairies were harmed** in the making of this product.
**No lies*** were told in this promotion.
***For the purposes of this promotion, lies are not**** defined as truths we assume you'd rather not hear about.
****My lawyer says that I have to inform you that actually that is how they're defined, but he also says you probably won't read this far.
Hmm...
*No fairies were harmed** in the making of this product.
**No lies*** were told in this promotion.
***For the purposes of this promotion, lies are not**** defined as truths we assume you'd rather not hear about.
****My lawyer says that I have to inform you that actually that is how they're defined, but he also says you probably won't read this far.
CrazedWeasel
OCWIATJ Forever!
OCWIATJ Forever!
Look, I thought the badger was drunk, okay?
07/07/2011 06:58:36 PM
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Amy needs to get in line
07/07/2011 09:36:58 PM
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I can fix that, you know.
07/07/2011 09:54:53 PM
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Re: I can fix that, you know.
07/07/2011 10:02:31 PM
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There was a discussion at work about buying a personal one-man helicopter for funsies.
08/07/2011 01:47:26 AM
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~takes notes~
08/07/2011 01:53:09 AM
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Wait, moondog is rocket powered now?
08/07/2011 03:28:33 PM
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Another satisfied customer!
08/07/2011 08:26:12 PM
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I'm under court order not to send any more gifts from the Christmas catalog.
09/07/2011 11:43:42 AM
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I have read this a few times and I don't buy it!
08/07/2011 08:36:15 PM
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It's people like you who make people like me make people like Igor.
08/07/2011 08:56:37 PM
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Tsk. A whole weekend to build a cybearg.
08/07/2011 10:17:54 PM
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Who ... who let this fraud in my post?
08/07/2011 10:48:04 PM
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I've been telling you for years that morality and science are separate things.
08/07/2011 10:52:32 PM
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You might be interested in my Bionic Cream.
08/07/2011 11:06:46 PM
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Is it tasty? Can it be fed to Fudgies? *NM*
09/07/2011 08:33:34 PM
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If Obsidian Ashaman doesn't show up to reply to this, I'm going to be disappointed.
10/07/2011 07:56:23 PM
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You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD).
11/07/2011 03:46:02 PM
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Re: You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD).
12/07/2011 01:01:32 AM
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Problem: you used a drunk badger, when you should have gone with a hungry wolverine.
11/07/2011 05:06:50 PM
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