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I'm under court order not to send any more gifts from the Christmas catalog. Joel Send a noteboard - 09/07/2011 11:43:42 AM
Make sure to pick up this year's Christmas catalogue as well. It features all your favourite holiday items, such as Rudolph the Radiation-Nosed Reindeer, talking mistletoe, and genuine elf leather, made from 100 percent real synthetic elves. Supplies are limited, so don't forget to enter our contest to receive a free unguided tour of the Syntheticelf Processor device, a look at the magic behind science!

Something about causing "irreparable damage to continental ecosystems" and "genocide". Just another attempt to secularize Christmas, if you ask me. O^ Sending these folks the Irradiated Iguana simultaneously traumatized and inspired them, so you might have some competition soon. If you can set up a cage match between the reindeer and the iguana I know a cable distributor who'd love to put it on pay-per-view. :) The only other problem with the Christmas catalog is that my girlfriend left me when I gave her the elf leather bustier, but she's always been a fangirl anyway, so small loss (i.e. the bustiers contents).
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I freaking love you. *NM* Amyrlin - 07/07/2011 07:25:28 PM 333 Views
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I spent days perfecting the leg to abdomen ratio. Nate - 08/07/2011 08:16:42 PM 575 Views
How can one tell? nossy - 08/07/2011 01:59:49 PM 608 Views
Badgers are mean drunks. Nate - 08/07/2011 08:20:31 PM 586 Views
Wait, moondog is rocket powered now? Joel - 08/07/2011 03:28:33 PM 558 Views
Another satisfied customer! Nate - 08/07/2011 08:26:12 PM 564 Views
I'm under court order not to send any more gifts from the Christmas catalog. Joel - 09/07/2011 11:43:42 AM 899 Views
I have read this a few times and I don't buy it! Beqi - 08/07/2011 08:36:15 PM 563 Views
It's people like you who make people like me make people like Igor. Nate - 08/07/2011 08:56:37 PM 578 Views
Tsk. A whole weekend to build a cybearg. CNRedDragon - 08/07/2011 10:17:54 PM 636 Views
Who ... who let this fraud in my post? Nate - 08/07/2011 10:48:04 PM 631 Views
I've been telling you for years that morality and science are separate things. CNRedDragon - 08/07/2011 10:52:32 PM 569 Views
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Things they don't teach you in school: Badger Impairment Obsidian Ashaman - 11/07/2011 02:25:28 AM 574 Views
Some days you eat the badger. Some days the badger eats you. Nate - 11/07/2011 03:53:58 PM 596 Views
Problem: you used a drunk badger, when you should have gone with a hungry wolverine. Avendesora - 11/07/2011 05:06:50 PM 566 Views
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