I don't know how I was expected to know that they're actually just mean all the time. The upside is that we now know that the Detoximal process only converts 30 percent of a sober badger to energy. It's like Einstein always said: you have to crack a few badgers if you want a badger omelette.
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Look, I thought the badger was drunk, okay?
07/07/2011 06:58:36 PM
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Amy needs to get in line
07/07/2011 09:36:58 PM
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I can fix that, you know.
07/07/2011 09:54:53 PM
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Re: I can fix that, you know.
07/07/2011 10:02:31 PM
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There was a discussion at work about buying a personal one-man helicopter for funsies.
08/07/2011 01:47:26 AM
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~takes notes~
08/07/2011 01:53:09 AM
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How can one tell?
08/07/2011 01:59:49 PM
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Badgers are mean drunks.
08/07/2011 08:20:31 PM
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Wait, moondog is rocket powered now?
08/07/2011 03:28:33 PM
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Another satisfied customer!
08/07/2011 08:26:12 PM
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I'm under court order not to send any more gifts from the Christmas catalog.
09/07/2011 11:43:42 AM
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I have read this a few times and I don't buy it!
08/07/2011 08:36:15 PM
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It's people like you who make people like me make people like Igor.
08/07/2011 08:56:37 PM
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Tsk. A whole weekend to build a cybearg.
08/07/2011 10:17:54 PM
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Who ... who let this fraud in my post?
08/07/2011 10:48:04 PM
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I've been telling you for years that morality and science are separate things.
08/07/2011 10:52:32 PM
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You might be interested in my Bionic Cream.
08/07/2011 11:06:46 PM
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If Obsidian Ashaman doesn't show up to reply to this, I'm going to be disappointed.
10/07/2011 07:56:23 PM
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You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD).
11/07/2011 03:46:02 PM
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Re: You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD).
12/07/2011 01:01:32 AM
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Problem: you used a drunk badger, when you should have gone with a hungry wolverine.
11/07/2011 05:06:50 PM
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