Where's that heart smiley?
What? We use words here? My, my, what is the internet coming to?
With 47 daily doses of my patented Bibliocream, your stomach will convert extra protein into the building blocks of tangible words, which will spill out of your mouth instead of sound when you try to talk. I've recently upgraded it to include numbers, symbols, and emoticons, and to remove unnecessary words and phrases such as "lawsuit," "reckless endangerment," "twisted experiment," and "I will murder everything you love." Everything I love is cryogenically frozen in a safe location, so the joke's on you.
How are you, Nate?
Apart from the spider cake; I don't want to hear any more about that.
I'm pretty good. Enjoying my new job and my new city still, enjoying living with my fiance, looking to get back into writing stories that I'll just post up for free for everyone to read. I had spider cake for lunch. The best part is that when they try to escape by crawling back up, you get to taste them again. How are things on your crazy side of the ocean?
Insane. I am getting married in a week, and my mother is on edge. All the more so because I refuse to spend too much time on the thing, as I think finishing my PhD is more important (strangely).
*MySmiley*
structured procrastinator
structured procrastinator
Look, I thought the badger was drunk, okay?
07/07/2011 06:58:36 PM
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Amy needs to get in line
07/07/2011 09:36:58 PM
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I can fix that, you know.
07/07/2011 09:54:53 PM
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Re: I can fix that, you know.
07/07/2011 10:02:31 PM
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There was a discussion at work about buying a personal one-man helicopter for funsies.
08/07/2011 01:47:26 AM
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~takes notes~
08/07/2011 01:53:09 AM
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Wait, moondog is rocket powered now?
08/07/2011 03:28:33 PM
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Another satisfied customer!
08/07/2011 08:26:12 PM
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I'm under court order not to send any more gifts from the Christmas catalog.
09/07/2011 11:43:42 AM
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I have read this a few times and I don't buy it!
08/07/2011 08:36:15 PM
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It's people like you who make people like me make people like Igor.
08/07/2011 08:56:37 PM
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Tsk. A whole weekend to build a cybearg.
08/07/2011 10:17:54 PM
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Who ... who let this fraud in my post?
08/07/2011 10:48:04 PM
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I've been telling you for years that morality and science are separate things.
08/07/2011 10:52:32 PM
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You might be interested in my Bionic Cream.
08/07/2011 11:06:46 PM
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If Obsidian Ashaman doesn't show up to reply to this, I'm going to be disappointed.
10/07/2011 07:56:23 PM
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You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD).
11/07/2011 03:46:02 PM
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Re: You can do all that and more with the Personal Redislocater Orientation Device (PROD).
12/07/2011 01:01:32 AM
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Problem: you used a drunk badger, when you should have gone with a hungry wolverine.
11/07/2011 05:06:50 PM
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