This page kept a secret from House for X seconds. *NM*
Burr Send a noteboard - 22/09/2009 12:08:44 AM
Now that I have internets again, I've gone around and updated bits and bobs around the site. One of the things I added was a page load time bit at the bottom of every page.
At the moment it's just a boring "This page was generated in 5 million seconds" type thing, so what I need from everyone is suggestions for slightly more witty sentances.
What I'm looking for is references to all Sci-Fi & Fantasy literature (not just WoT, so don't resubmit all the old ones from wotmania
) as well as related TV shows and movies.
Leave your suggestions as replies to this thread (please don't NB them to me!), and at some point in the next few weeks I'll gather them together, whip them into shape and get them on the site!
Let's see what you've got, then!
At the moment it's just a boring "This page was generated in 5 million seconds" type thing, so what I need from everyone is suggestions for slightly more witty sentances.
What I'm looking for is references to all Sci-Fi & Fantasy literature (not just WoT, so don't resubmit all the old ones from wotmania
) as well as related TV shows and movies.Leave your suggestions as replies to this thread (please don't NB them to me!), and at some point in the next few weeks I'll gather them together, whip them into shape and get them on the site!
Let's see what you've got, then!
||||||||||*MySmiley*
Only so evil.
Only so evil.
Page load time suggestions
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Fixed 
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