You're only as old as the man you feel.... - Edit 1
Before modification by Michael at 21/06/2011 01:00:24 PM
Ah, I can see the problem here... 
Self pity and alcohol, not a problem. *lines up a couple of pints* Anything worth talking about? *does best barkeep impression and polishes some glasses, all casual like*
Clearly bent and wearied by life. As she dries her umbrella with a shake as well-practiced as an old dog drying his coat, she looks up at the bartender and says "self-pity party in the corner! If that's not your thing, keep clear, honey-chil'. I need a beer, stat."
Self pity and alcohol, not a problem. *lines up a couple of pints* Anything worth talking about? *does best barkeep impression and polishes some glasses, all casual like*