Just can't rely on people's facebook statuses (stati?) anymore.
the Latin plural is actually "status". Yes, the same as the singular.

Geez people, isn't there stuff happening in your lives?
27/05/2011 02:37:00 PM
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I'm always afraid to make a NSSP.
27/05/2011 02:59:35 PM
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if it's sufficiently salacious and will provide us with vicarious entertainment, don't hold back! *NM*
27/05/2011 03:44:08 PM
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I got myself a girlfriend.
27/05/2011 03:47:33 PM
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Nope
27/05/2011 04:02:04 PM
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You know...
27/05/2011 04:08:16 PM
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Re: You know...
27/05/2011 04:09:35 PM
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The court order prohibits me telling my funny dating stories.
27/05/2011 05:06:26 PM
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i'd make a joke about you not being into girls but i notice your post lacks gender specific clues
28/05/2011 06:52:33 AM
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That would be telling....
04/06/2011 02:58:25 PM
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I'm currently busy working as The Spirit Of The Sewers at the British Loo Museum.
27/05/2011 05:25:15 PM
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I shagged Asian-American twins last week
27/05/2011 05:49:39 PM
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I'm sorting and filing a backlog of bills for the firm. So, no. *NM*
27/05/2011 07:19:39 PM
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I don't currently have much time for anything other than work and pajama-time.
27/05/2011 08:27:14 PM
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I'd like to see too... I have a thing for wedding dresses :-) *NM*
27/05/2011 08:36:21 PM
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I thought you quit!
27/05/2011 09:11:18 PM
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Funnily enough...
27/05/2011 10:31:49 PM
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I improved my result in an one of the world's largest long distance races
28/05/2011 02:08:01 PM
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