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This page wanted "'Tea. Earl Grey. Hot." in x seconds Dragonsworn Send a noteboard - 21/09/2009 09:55:30 AM
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"I didn't have much to say to anybody but kept to myself and my books. With my eyes closed, I would touch a familiar book and draw it's fragrance deep inside me. This was enough to make me happy."
— Haruki Murakami (Norwegian Wood
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If you strike this page down, it shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. *NM* Corwin - 21/09/2009 09:39:21 PM 836 Views
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Created by nebhead in... *NM* Murtach74 - 22/09/2009 01:15:37 AM 836 Views
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Yes! I was trying to think of a Watership Down one. Awesome. *NM* Burr - 22/09/2009 04:41:00 AM 774 Views
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oldies cont: this page jaunted in X seconds; this page assembled an ansible in x seconds *NM* NaClH2O - 22/09/2009 02:31:45 AM 904 Views
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This page's x-second mission: to explore strange new worlds... ranagrande - 22/09/2009 07:05:15 PM 1378 Views
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I love this one. Avendesora - 23/09/2009 02:36:15 PM 1535 Views
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Tash managed x seconds before using Cleanandor™ on Samuel L. Jackson *NM* jh - 22/09/2009 07:48:48 PM 800 Views
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This page was seduced by predeterminism theory in x seconds *NM* jh - 23/09/2009 12:47:21 PM 795 Views
This page has been so worried it hasn't buffed its shoes in x days. *NM* jh - 23/09/2009 12:49:16 PM 782 Views
Time [x seconds] is a great healer. Unless it's a rash, then you're better off with ointment. *NM* jh - 23/09/2009 12:51:59 PM 897 Views
This page will rendevous with Rama in X seconds *NM* Comet Sedai - 24/09/2009 01:07:48 AM 790 Views
Great one. That is one of the best SF-novels ever. Behind Solaris.. *NM* Dragonsworn - 25/09/2009 10:23:28 PM 882 Views
This page sang that there are no cats in America and the streets are paved with cheese for X seconds *NM* Comet Sedai - 24/09/2009 01:08:31 AM 857 Views
This page bravely turned its tail and fled in x seconds. *NM* jh - 24/09/2009 09:58:54 AM 880 Views
It took the scales x seconds to decide whether this page was a witch or not. *NM* jh - 24/09/2009 09:59:59 AM 890 Views
This page was turned into a newt for x seconds. It got better. *NM* jh - 24/09/2009 10:01:20 AM 775 Views
How about some related to Hyperion Cantos ... Shishka - 24/09/2009 02:04:58 PM 1208 Views
This page found "the song" in x seconds Dragonsworn - 25/09/2009 10:25:24 PM 1344 Views
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This page deactivated HAL9000 in less than x seconds *NM* Dragonsworn - 25/09/2009 10:32:44 PM 870 Views
This page uncovered the true nature of V'ger x seconds before Kirk Dragonsworn - 25/09/2009 10:34:54 PM 1365 Views
A copy of this page was created by the "ocean" on Solaris in x seconds *NM* Dragonsworn - 25/09/2009 10:36:49 PM 891 Views
The Uruk Hai killed this page in x seconds *NM* Fantasy - 27/09/2009 04:19:23 AM 888 Views
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This page had breakfast x seconds ago. Now it is time for second breakfast. *NM* jh - 27/09/2009 12:57:50 PM 833 Views
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