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Hm,,, Lews_TherinThelamon Send a noteboard - 13/05/2011 05:52:01 PM
Blue spruce: I'm only prickly on the outside, baby.

American Chestnut: I'm the last one of my kind and I'm dying. Will you deny me love?

Lodgepole pine: Come on baby, light my fire.

or: I'm very flexible.

Pedunculate oak: Wanna go to my place and look at my ecosystem?

Norway spruce: I'm vanilla flavoured when I'm soft, wanna find out what flavour I have when I'm hard?

Large-leaved lime: I'm ribbed for your pleasure.

Small-leaved lime: I'm all sticky and sweet, wanna do something about it?

European yew: It's okay if you spit out my seed.

Pockenholtz: You'll never find anyone as hard as me.

Empress tree: My growth will surprise you.

Virtually any tree: You're so hot my stomata are wide open.
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Excellent *NM* Nolan - 13/05/2011 07:14:23 PM 90 Views
Well, these university years must be good for something, right? *NM* Lews_TherinThelamon - 14/05/2011 12:48:24 AM 93 Views
*NM* ßelals Girl - 13/05/2011 07:55:26 PM 103 Views
like your clap *NM* Nolan - 14/05/2011 09:08:50 PM 101 Views
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I am serious and don't call me Shirley *NM* Nolan - 14/05/2011 03:18:31 PM 93 Views
Roger, Over. Joel - 16/05/2011 01:44:49 AM 223 Views
Nice ash. *NM* Raserei - 14/05/2011 05:21:12 AM 118 Views
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