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Ha! Is my sister your joke advisor now? Mats Gambling Buddy Send a noteboard - 13/04/2011 02:37:52 AM
How, in the name of Zeus' butthole


They named that? I thought I knew everything about Greek mythology. That's what I get for basing all my knowledge on Time Life books and Kevin Sorbo made-for-TV movies.

And while I'm at it, I'd like to address gum-snappers. It annoys everyone around you! The only person within 20 feet of you not giving you disapproving and disgusted looks is YOU!


Remember that time I was blowing that bubble and accidentally spat my gum across the room and it got stuck in your hair and we had to shave it off and then it never grew back?... Yeah... You still don't know where I live, right?

And while I'm at it, effing blue-tooth headset people who speak as loudly as they can while in line at the store or bank or whatever.


I wouldn't mind it so much if they had an obvious large device visible from both sides of the head so that you're never on the non-device side mistakenly believing they're talking to you. Everyone who wants to buy a Bluetooth headset should be forced to go into the Mobile store and request "the Full Lobot".

<img src="http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/e/e0/Lobot_SWSB.png" height="200" />
And while I'm at it, I hate people who can't merge. It's very freaking simple, toolshed. Put on your blinker, merge smoothly into the next lane, have a Coke, a smile, and shut the f*** up. Do us all a favor and never try to figure out a round-about. If you can't merge well onto a not-so-busy street, a round-about will end you.


Maybe if you didn't stay in the adjacent lane constantly adjusting your speed to match mine before finally swinging your Truck Nuts™ across my front bumper at the last second instead of switching to the far lane like a decent human being!

And while I'm at it, my brother-in-law is an asshole.


April can probably handle him. Just buy her some "Enter the Dragon" fist claws and teach her how to do the knee drop crotch punch.
Makin' sweet love to CMBs since 2001.
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You know what I don't get? Mats Gambling Buddy - 12/04/2011 09:11:36 PM 1066 Views
Kicked in the face? jh - 12/04/2011 09:32:40 PM 963 Views
I approve of this rant. Stephen - 12/04/2011 09:33:55 PM 621 Views
Your brother-in-law is an asshole. Tigr - 12/04/2011 10:19:12 PM 700 Views
Re: Your brother-in-law is an asshole. TaskmasterJack - 13/04/2011 12:06:44 AM 660 Views
The none mergers have been pissing me off random thoughts - 13/04/2011 12:03:53 AM 679 Views
A mother's love? TaskmasterJack - 13/04/2011 12:18:11 AM 812 Views
Ha! Is my sister your joke advisor now? Mats Gambling Buddy - 13/04/2011 02:37:52 AM 721 Views
<3 this rant! *NM* temeraire - 13/04/2011 06:22:29 AM 281 Views
I concur. *NM* Camilla - 13/04/2011 07:12:50 AM 263 Views
Jeff Bridges chews with his mouth open while talking at the same time in every single movie he's in Shannow - 13/04/2011 02:10:01 PM 796 Views
Eeee! nossy - 13/04/2011 02:40:21 PM 568 Views
why? does your bro in law do all these things at once? *NM* Yunalesca - 14/04/2011 03:14:12 PM 265 Views
Re: Thank you for saying what everyone is thinking. mother of pearl - 15/04/2011 02:34:04 PM 612 Views
*NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 15/04/2011 04:03:40 PM 291 Views
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