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Kicked in the face? jh Send a noteboard - 12/04/2011 09:32:40 PM
People who chew with their mouth open. How, in the name of Zeus' butthole, have grown-ass people gotten to adulthood and have never been taught to eat without making everyone around them see and hear averything in their mouth? It's terrible sitting at a restaurant or in a movie theater and the person behind you or in the next booth is louder than the movie and/or general din of the place.


I do believe there are some cultural aspects to this. Some cultures encourage stuff like this, gross as they may be. Of course, one can argue that being an idiot is a part of culture...

And while I'm at it, I'd like to address gum-snappers. It annoys everyone around you! The only person within 20 feet of you not giving you disapproving and disgusted looks is YOU!


Well, yeah.

And while I'm at it, effing blue-tooth headset people who speak as loudly as they can while in line at the store or bank or whatever. "Hey, random people withhin earshot, I think you all will think I'm incredibly important if I speak very loudly about my job while buying my groceries." Guess what? We don't. We are considering punching you in the back of the head so hard that your brain leaks out your eye.


That is most likely just some person trying to impress everyone else with how important he is. It is a form of exhibitionism, no less vulgar than the brown coat in the park type, but a lot easier to get away with.

And while I'm at it, I hate people who can't merge. It's very freaking simple, toolshed. Put on your blinker, merge smoothly into the next lane, have a Coke, a smile, and shut the f*** up. Do us all a favor and never try to figure out a round-about. If you can't merge well onto a not-so-busy street, a round-about will end you.


what's the problem with round-abouts? As long as they are not 7 lane ones in the middle of paris, they tend to be easy to navigate... even for bad mergers. You just have to ignore everyone else honking their horns, they are not important anyway.

And while I'm at it, my brother-in-law is an asshole.


Yeah, I agree on that count, he sucks bigtime... You should have seen what he did to your car. Word of advice: don't touch it without access to a lot of bleach.
"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world" - Calvin.
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