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No! Coffee is God's greatest gift to mankind! Isaac Send a noteboard - 18/03/2011 08:17:53 PM
The Bible clearly states that on the 8th Day, after God rested, when He came out and saw what a mess of things we'd made he created duct tape to to repair things and coffee that we might labor longer. It's very clear on this:

And on the dawn of the eighth did the angel Gabriel awaken The Lord with many a horn blast and did give unto Him the Holy Triple Espresso, and said he to The Lord "Behold! Man hast wrought great damage up Thy Works, Oh Lord!" and The Lord did reach out to the Tree of Eternal Energy [most scholars believe the correct translation is 'bush'] and tookest down some seeds and speaketh He unto Gabriel "Go now, and spread these seeds in the land that shall be known as Columbia, that mortal man may one day have this ambrosia", and thus did The Lord give unto men the Holy Drink Coffee.
I doubt it.


Thank God, to give up coffee is blasphemy

Anyway, that's not what I came here to say.


Wicked deceit, causing of unnecessary panic

Even though I think those of you who want to know probably already do know, I figured that since I whined about people posting more on facebook than here, I should probably make an Announcement.


I avoid facebook

John S. Noopcester and I have gotten engaged. I'm still not sure whether or not this is against my better judgment, but ah well. He waited until I was comfortably in my pajamas before asking me, so at least he appears to have my best interests at heart.


Congratulations! I didn't even know you guys were acquainted in real life.
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Would I be happy w/o coffee? nossy - 18/03/2011 06:39:50 PM 1988 Views
So now your name is going to be Nossy Noopcester? random thoughts - 18/03/2011 06:45:21 PM 1062 Views
As acetastic as that name is, No. nossy - 18/03/2011 06:53:36 PM 873 Views
I vote yes. You are hereby outvoted. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:53:22 AM 412 Views
Unless I can call you Bobert, you get no vote here. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:50:04 AM 511 Views
Sounds good to me. *NM* everynametaken - 23/03/2011 02:04:25 AM 366 Views
God help us all. Ghavrel - 18/03/2011 07:10:07 PM 1015 Views
nossy - 18/03/2011 07:26:05 PM 870 Views
Somebody has to think of the children! Ghavrel - 18/03/2011 08:23:27 PM 845 Views
Oh my gosh. I hadn't even gotten that far. Prospective grandmas and grandpas must be drooling Tashmere - 20/03/2011 07:44:17 PM 1045 Views
With disappointment, possibly. nossy - 21/03/2011 01:47:06 AM 1039 Views
Please don't! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:50:28 AM 403 Views
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Sareitha Sedai - 18/03/2011 07:43:47 PM 1011 Views
*covers ears* nossy - 21/03/2011 01:49:09 AM 782 Views
Congratulations! Beqi - 18/03/2011 08:17:13 PM 869 Views
Thank you, Beqi. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 01:50:30 AM 504 Views
No! Coffee is God's greatest gift to mankind! Isaac - 18/03/2011 08:17:53 PM 1030 Views
Re: No! Coffee is God's greatest gift to mankind! TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:54:54 AM 941 Views
Mmhmm! nossy - 21/03/2011 01:52:22 AM 1025 Views
Who on earth would marry someone from another country that they met online? Tim - 18/03/2011 08:20:37 PM 945 Views
And he didn't even have to wear a kilt to woo his bride. Unfair. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:55:36 AM 523 Views
Sounds damn crazy to me. Aviendha - 20/03/2011 12:26:21 PM 983 Views
Yeah! snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:22:54 PM 972 Views
No idea. nossy - 21/03/2011 01:54:43 AM 1019 Views
Re: No idea. TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:14:26 AM 894 Views
Nope, snoopcester - 21/03/2011 11:12:47 AM 981 Views
Re: Nope, TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 09:41:41 PM 1026 Views
Re: Nope, Rebekah - 21/03/2011 09:45:05 PM 1033 Views
Mine either, honestly. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 10:00:30 PM 493 Views
Your complexion and hair color is probably best suited to Belle from Beauty and the Beast. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:07:25 PM 505 Views
That's fine - she's fully clothed! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 10:16:39 PM 516 Views
What awful Disney porn have you been watching?! TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:27:30 PM 977 Views
Um, Jasmine doesn't have much more covering than Ariel. nossy - 21/03/2011 10:31:53 PM 909 Views
Ariel wears nothing made of cloth at all and is naked except for clams strapped to her nipples. TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:51:20 PM 981 Views
Depends on the weather snoopcester - 21/03/2011 10:07:10 PM 876 Views
Ech, no. nossy - 21/03/2011 03:34:02 PM 799 Views
Re: Ech, no. TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 09:42:24 PM 1033 Views
Stop trying to trick me with real anecdotes. nossy - 21/03/2011 10:01:18 PM 1024 Views
Re: Stop trying to trick me with real anecdotes. TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:10:05 PM 935 Views
News flash! nossy - 21/03/2011 10:24:02 PM 1031 Views
Re: News flash! TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:26:05 PM 792 Views
Strange... nossy - 21/03/2011 10:30:10 PM 1136 Views
Re: Strange... TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:54:48 PM 1026 Views
I call shenanigans! nossy - 22/03/2011 03:17:24 PM 990 Views
Probably not, no. Joel - 18/03/2011 08:22:39 PM 944 Views
That's what I thought. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 01:55:49 AM 407 Views
Congratulations! I also didn't know you were an item, at all... Helene - 18/03/2011 09:21:25 PM 1056 Views
Re: Congratulations! I also didn't know you were an item, at all... TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:57:54 AM 1023 Views
lol nossy - 19/03/2011 02:01:11 AM 1005 Views
Thanks. nossy - 21/03/2011 01:57:16 AM 854 Views
Congrats, darlings ironclad - 18/03/2011 09:23:37 PM 766 Views
Re: Congrats, darlings TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:58:44 AM 798 Views
Thanks. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:01:39 AM 981 Views
Congrats to the both of you! *NM* LordPerrin - 18/03/2011 11:25:39 PM 470 Views
Thanks! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:02:30 AM 394 Views
Well, I don't drink coffee and I'm happy. Lews_TherinThelamon - 18/03/2011 11:50:26 PM 986 Views
Yeah, but you're a jerkface! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:03:56 AM 945 Views
That's just the dementia speaking, granny Lews_TherinThelamon - 21/03/2011 10:36:13 PM 909 Views
Haha, I KNEW IT! Camilla - 19/03/2011 12:50:02 AM 935 Views
Re: Haha, I KNEW IT! TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 01:00:00 AM 953 Views
Re: Haha, I KNEW IT! Camilla - 19/03/2011 01:01:54 AM 1061 Views
Re: Haha, I KNEW IT! TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 01:38:17 AM 987 Views
hehehe Camilla - 19/03/2011 10:07:42 AM 813 Views
Re: hehehe snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:23:51 PM 889 Views
You should have known it! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:05:28 AM 920 Views
Well, it's easy to see what he sees in you... Smart, pretty, funny... But as for John... TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 01:02:29 AM 926 Views
Don't forget "modest!" nossy - 21/03/2011 02:06:59 AM 806 Views
Other people's responses lead me to think this is not a joke. Aeryn - 19/03/2011 01:04:02 AM 851 Views
Re: Other people's responses lead me to think this is not a joke. TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 01:36:45 AM 1019 Views
LOL why? ironclad - 20/03/2011 07:14:04 PM 964 Views
What are you saying? Rebekah - 20/03/2011 07:18:27 PM 1018 Views
Does it seem like it should be one? *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:08:20 AM 532 Views
Congratulations Mark - 19/03/2011 01:52:03 AM 814 Views
Thank you, dear. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:10:06 AM 997 Views
Congrats, Jen and John *NM* Kel - 19/03/2011 02:15:06 AM 521 Views
Thanks Kel. Did you ever post those pics?! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:10:39 AM 504 Views
Oh. Oops. Kel - 22/03/2011 03:26:07 PM 962 Views
How long ago did I say this was gonna happen, eh? Danu - 19/03/2011 02:54:47 AM 1001 Views
It's been a long time, so probably forever ago. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:11:28 AM 500 Views
Interesting Sports_Gambler - 19/03/2011 05:48:05 AM 952 Views
Eh? nossy - 21/03/2011 02:12:25 AM 926 Views
Coffee is a sensual experience Sports_Gambler - 21/03/2011 03:14:28 AM 915 Views
tehanu - 19/03/2011 06:12:29 AM 871 Views
snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:21:20 PM 798 Views
You are not! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:14:20 AM 1003 Views
See? snoopcester - 21/03/2011 12:57:36 PM 775 Views
Thank you nossy - 21/03/2011 02:13:29 AM 1030 Views
I am Floffe - 19/03/2011 08:05:18 AM 828 Views
You're also magical. No fair. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:15:58 AM 378 Views
Congratulations both of you. Stephen - 19/03/2011 09:35:32 AM 903 Views
Thanks. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:16:49 AM 875 Views
Congrats here too. Rebekah - 19/03/2011 10:16:13 AM 867 Views
snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:24:26 PM 835 Views
nossy - 21/03/2011 02:19:46 AM 964 Views
Congrats Larry - 19/03/2011 01:57:47 PM 971 Views
Thanks Larry. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:21:26 AM 1028 Views
Ha! Larry - 21/03/2011 10:21:48 PM 931 Views
It was winter! And raining. I don't particularly consider being struck by lightning to be an nossy - 21/03/2011 10:25:45 PM 899 Views
It's 80 right now Larry - 21/03/2011 10:44:15 PM 765 Views
Congratulations. Spriteling - 19/03/2011 02:08:49 PM 873 Views
thanks nossy - 21/03/2011 02:24:19 AM 848 Views
OMG, Jen! ßelals Girl - 19/03/2011 06:50:30 PM 1083 Views
GMO! I know! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:27:26 AM 971 Views
Congratulations!!! Milla - 19/03/2011 07:16:10 PM 803 Views
Thank you! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:28:43 AM 531 Views
I for one did not in fact know. Legolas - 20/03/2011 01:57:38 AM 993 Views
Pft, you totally should have known! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:30:08 AM 1041 Views
that's lovely! congratulations... i also had no clue, but it's because we aren't friends on fb. *NM* temeraire - 20/03/2011 02:14:13 AM 466 Views
Thank you. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:31:08 AM 518 Views
Congrats to you guys *NM* Kit - 20/03/2011 06:39:35 AM 512 Views
Thanks Kit. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:31:53 AM 475 Views
Congrats! *NM* Bergioyn - 20/03/2011 09:35:57 AM 487 Views
Thanks! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:32:51 AM 496 Views
Congratulations Colonel Logain - 20/03/2011 10:00:46 AM 944 Views
Thanks, and ew, no. It won't stay in my brain. I'm not sure it even gets past the eyes. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:34:25 AM 497 Views
No, you wouldn't. And if you're coming over here to stay - bring me some! Aviendha - 20/03/2011 12:31:12 PM 917 Views
Re: No, you wouldn't. And if you're coming over here to stay - bring me some! snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:19:38 PM 895 Views
Maxwell House? Hills Brothers? nossy - 21/03/2011 02:36:22 AM 1064 Views
Good luck Larry - 21/03/2011 10:22:46 PM 997 Views
Thanks everyone. *NM* snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:18:46 PM 504 Views
Look at you, trying to show me up! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:40:02 AM 979 Views
Does this mean you'll be drinking tea in the future? Elaine - 20/03/2011 02:18:15 PM 949 Views
I drink tea now, but I'm pretty sure coffee will have to remain top dog. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:38:10 AM 984 Views
That's okay then. Elaine - 22/03/2011 01:03:51 PM 971 Views
Congratulations! *NM* Macharius - 20/03/2011 05:25:35 PM 394 Views
Thanks, nuudlekid. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:41:08 AM 917 Views
Avendesora - 20/03/2011 06:58:34 PM 836 Views
Thank you Ave. Those better be some totally organic best wishes! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:42:20 AM 490 Views
Are you serious? Because this is not the type of thing that you should say and then tell me you were Tashmere - 20/03/2011 07:41:27 PM 941 Views
Re: Rebekah - 20/03/2011 07:44:23 PM 988 Views
We don't announce jokes, darl ironclad - 20/03/2011 07:53:39 PM 1052 Views
I do. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:17:06 AM 503 Views
I just want to make it clear that I had nothing to do with this joke and it is all Nossy's fault! snoopcester - 20/03/2011 08:40:33 PM 947 Views
Hahaha. Snoop put me up to it! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:44:13 AM 957 Views
Another magnificient specimen of manhood bites the dust! Druid - 21/03/2011 01:32:35 AM 983 Views
Nah, he hates gardening. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:48:16 AM 1139 Views
Yay! Congrats! *NM* globug0822 - 21/03/2011 02:18:18 AM 496 Views
Thank you Glo. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:48:53 AM 517 Views
I kind of figured you already were. :/ Cockatiel of Doom - 21/03/2011 04:14:15 AM 916 Views
No jumping the gun! nossy - 21/03/2011 10:02:07 PM 1028 Views
Yeah, it's a broom everywhere but Texas. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:11:13 PM 360 Views
Re: No jumping the gun! Cockatiel of Doom - 22/03/2011 01:41:44 AM 1033 Views
Yes! Vivien - 21/03/2011 04:24:35 AM 937 Views
No! nossy - 21/03/2011 10:02:57 PM 932 Views
Congrats you two. Jacob - 21/03/2011 12:40:35 PM 757 Views
Thanks Jake. nossy - 21/03/2011 10:03:35 PM 806 Views
Congratulations. *NM* Kaldric - 22/03/2011 12:39:27 PM 524 Views
Congratulations! @my - 22/03/2011 07:21:01 PM 894 Views
Ah, he knew you wouldn't run away into the streets once you were in your PJs. Congratulations! *NM* everynametaken - 23/03/2011 02:03:13 AM 411 Views
HIGH5s. Kuke - 25/03/2011 10:09:51 PM 1027 Views
Duuude nossy - 29/03/2011 09:09:59 PM 963 Views
It stays up until the wedding dudette *NM* zarzuelazen - 30/03/2011 04:44:55 AM 395 Views
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