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No! Coffee is God's greatest gift to mankind! Isaac Send a noteboard - 18/03/2011 08:17:53 PM
The Bible clearly states that on the 8th Day, after God rested, when He came out and saw what a mess of things we'd made he created duct tape to to repair things and coffee that we might labor longer. It's very clear on this:

And on the dawn of the eighth did the angel Gabriel awaken The Lord with many a horn blast and did give unto Him the Holy Triple Espresso, and said he to The Lord "Behold! Man hast wrought great damage up Thy Works, Oh Lord!" and The Lord did reach out to the Tree of Eternal Energy [most scholars believe the correct translation is 'bush'] and tookest down some seeds and speaketh He unto Gabriel "Go now, and spread these seeds in the land that shall be known as Columbia, that mortal man may one day have this ambrosia", and thus did The Lord give unto men the Holy Drink Coffee.
I doubt it.


Thank God, to give up coffee is blasphemy

Anyway, that's not what I came here to say.


Wicked deceit, causing of unnecessary panic

Even though I think those of you who want to know probably already do know, I figured that since I whined about people posting more on facebook than here, I should probably make an Announcement.


I avoid facebook

John S. Noopcester and I have gotten engaged. I'm still not sure whether or not this is against my better judgment, but ah well. He waited until I was comfortably in my pajamas before asking me, so at least he appears to have my best interests at heart.


Congratulations! I didn't even know you guys were acquainted in real life.
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Would I be happy w/o coffee? nossy - 18/03/2011 06:39:50 PM 2269 Views
So now your name is going to be Nossy Noopcester? random thoughts - 18/03/2011 06:45:21 PM 1338 Views
As acetastic as that name is, No. nossy - 18/03/2011 06:53:36 PM 1171 Views
I vote yes. You are hereby outvoted. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:53:22 AM 586 Views
Unless I can call you Bobert, you get no vote here. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:50:04 AM 662 Views
Sounds good to me. *NM* everynametaken - 23/03/2011 02:04:25 AM 496 Views
God help us all. Ghavrel - 18/03/2011 07:10:07 PM 1305 Views
nossy - 18/03/2011 07:26:05 PM 1201 Views
Somebody has to think of the children! Ghavrel - 18/03/2011 08:23:27 PM 1144 Views
Oh my gosh. I hadn't even gotten that far. Prospective grandmas and grandpas must be drooling Tashmere - 20/03/2011 07:44:17 PM 1343 Views
With disappointment, possibly. nossy - 21/03/2011 01:47:06 AM 1320 Views
Please don't! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:50:28 AM 539 Views
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Sareitha Sedai - 18/03/2011 07:43:47 PM 1265 Views
*covers ears* nossy - 21/03/2011 01:49:09 AM 1070 Views
Congratulations! Beqi - 18/03/2011 08:17:13 PM 1168 Views
Thank you, Beqi. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 01:50:30 AM 624 Views
No! Coffee is God's greatest gift to mankind! Isaac - 18/03/2011 08:17:53 PM 1396 Views
Re: No! Coffee is God's greatest gift to mankind! TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:54:54 AM 1234 Views
Mmhmm! nossy - 21/03/2011 01:52:22 AM 1300 Views
Who on earth would marry someone from another country that they met online? Tim - 18/03/2011 08:20:37 PM 1232 Views
And he didn't even have to wear a kilt to woo his bride. Unfair. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:55:36 AM 682 Views
Sounds damn crazy to me. Aviendha - 20/03/2011 12:26:21 PM 1319 Views
Yeah! snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:22:54 PM 1246 Views
No idea. nossy - 21/03/2011 01:54:43 AM 1322 Views
Re: No idea. TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:14:26 AM 1183 Views
Nope, snoopcester - 21/03/2011 11:12:47 AM 1275 Views
Re: Nope, TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 09:41:41 PM 1313 Views
Re: Nope, Rebekah - 21/03/2011 09:45:05 PM 1325 Views
Mine either, honestly. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 10:00:30 PM 654 Views
Your complexion and hair color is probably best suited to Belle from Beauty and the Beast. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:07:25 PM 665 Views
That's fine - she's fully clothed! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 10:16:39 PM 665 Views
What awful Disney porn have you been watching?! TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:27:30 PM 1296 Views
Um, Jasmine doesn't have much more covering than Ariel. nossy - 21/03/2011 10:31:53 PM 1240 Views
Ariel wears nothing made of cloth at all and is naked except for clams strapped to her nipples. TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:51:20 PM 1267 Views
Depends on the weather snoopcester - 21/03/2011 10:07:10 PM 1165 Views
Ech, no. nossy - 21/03/2011 03:34:02 PM 1066 Views
Re: Ech, no. TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 09:42:24 PM 1302 Views
Stop trying to trick me with real anecdotes. nossy - 21/03/2011 10:01:18 PM 1328 Views
Re: Stop trying to trick me with real anecdotes. TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:10:05 PM 1232 Views
News flash! nossy - 21/03/2011 10:24:02 PM 1333 Views
Re: News flash! TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:26:05 PM 1099 Views
Strange... nossy - 21/03/2011 10:30:10 PM 1424 Views
Re: Strange... TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:54:48 PM 1330 Views
I call shenanigans! nossy - 22/03/2011 03:17:24 PM 1285 Views
Probably not, no. Joel - 18/03/2011 08:22:39 PM 1232 Views
That's what I thought. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 01:55:49 AM 530 Views
Congratulations! I also didn't know you were an item, at all... Helene - 18/03/2011 09:21:25 PM 1365 Views
Re: Congratulations! I also didn't know you were an item, at all... TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:57:54 AM 1385 Views
lol nossy - 19/03/2011 02:01:11 AM 1291 Views
Thanks. nossy - 21/03/2011 01:57:16 AM 1186 Views
Congrats, darlings ironclad - 18/03/2011 09:23:37 PM 1055 Views
Re: Congrats, darlings TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:58:44 AM 1093 Views
Thanks. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:01:39 AM 1278 Views
Congrats to the both of you! *NM* LordPerrin - 18/03/2011 11:25:39 PM 594 Views
Thanks! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:02:30 AM 530 Views
Well, I don't drink coffee and I'm happy. Lews_TherinThelamon - 18/03/2011 11:50:26 PM 1281 Views
Yeah, but you're a jerkface! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:03:56 AM 1243 Views
That's just the dementia speaking, granny Lews_TherinThelamon - 21/03/2011 10:36:13 PM 1190 Views
Haha, I KNEW IT! Camilla - 19/03/2011 12:50:02 AM 1246 Views
Re: Haha, I KNEW IT! TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 01:00:00 AM 1230 Views
Re: Haha, I KNEW IT! Camilla - 19/03/2011 01:01:54 AM 1348 Views
Re: Haha, I KNEW IT! TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 01:38:17 AM 1315 Views
hehehe Camilla - 19/03/2011 10:07:42 AM 1078 Views
Re: hehehe snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:23:51 PM 1170 Views
You should have known it! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:05:28 AM 1224 Views
Well, it's easy to see what he sees in you... Smart, pretty, funny... But as for John... TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 01:02:29 AM 1222 Views
Don't forget "modest!" nossy - 21/03/2011 02:06:59 AM 1094 Views
Other people's responses lead me to think this is not a joke. Aeryn - 19/03/2011 01:04:02 AM 1131 Views
Re: Other people's responses lead me to think this is not a joke. TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 01:36:45 AM 1326 Views
LOL why? ironclad - 20/03/2011 07:14:04 PM 1259 Views
What are you saying? Rebekah - 20/03/2011 07:18:27 PM 1300 Views
Does it seem like it should be one? *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:08:20 AM 666 Views
Congratulations Mark - 19/03/2011 01:52:03 AM 1097 Views
Thank you, dear. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:10:06 AM 1316 Views
Congrats, Jen and John *NM* Kel - 19/03/2011 02:15:06 AM 645 Views
Thanks Kel. Did you ever post those pics?! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:10:39 AM 629 Views
Oh. Oops. Kel - 22/03/2011 03:26:07 PM 1284 Views
How long ago did I say this was gonna happen, eh? Danu - 19/03/2011 02:54:47 AM 1308 Views
It's been a long time, so probably forever ago. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:11:28 AM 634 Views
Interesting Sports_Gambler - 19/03/2011 05:48:05 AM 1270 Views
Eh? nossy - 21/03/2011 02:12:25 AM 1238 Views
Coffee is a sensual experience Sports_Gambler - 21/03/2011 03:14:28 AM 1230 Views
tehanu - 19/03/2011 06:12:29 AM 1155 Views
snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:21:20 PM 1084 Views
You are not! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:14:20 AM 1290 Views
See? snoopcester - 21/03/2011 12:57:36 PM 1076 Views
Thank you nossy - 21/03/2011 02:13:29 AM 1348 Views
I am Floffe - 19/03/2011 08:05:18 AM 1112 Views
You're also magical. No fair. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:15:58 AM 501 Views
Congratulations both of you. Stephen - 19/03/2011 09:35:32 AM 1194 Views
Thanks. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:16:49 AM 1195 Views
Congrats here too. Rebekah - 19/03/2011 10:16:13 AM 1147 Views
snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:24:26 PM 1150 Views
nossy - 21/03/2011 02:19:46 AM 1265 Views
Congrats Larry - 19/03/2011 01:57:47 PM 1265 Views
Thanks Larry. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:21:26 AM 1310 Views
Ha! Larry - 21/03/2011 10:21:48 PM 1230 Views
It was winter! And raining. I don't particularly consider being struck by lightning to be an nossy - 21/03/2011 10:25:45 PM 1221 Views
It's 80 right now Larry - 21/03/2011 10:44:15 PM 1046 Views
Congratulations. Spriteling - 19/03/2011 02:08:49 PM 1172 Views
thanks nossy - 21/03/2011 02:24:19 AM 1179 Views
OMG, Jen! ßelals Girl - 19/03/2011 06:50:30 PM 1387 Views
GMO! I know! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:27:26 AM 1256 Views
Congratulations!!! Milla - 19/03/2011 07:16:10 PM 1050 Views
Thank you! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:28:43 AM 656 Views
I for one did not in fact know. Legolas - 20/03/2011 01:57:38 AM 1286 Views
Pft, you totally should have known! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:30:08 AM 1335 Views
that's lovely! congratulations... i also had no clue, but it's because we aren't friends on fb. *NM* temeraire - 20/03/2011 02:14:13 AM 623 Views
Thank you. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:31:08 AM 643 Views
Congrats to you guys *NM* Kit - 20/03/2011 06:39:35 AM 634 Views
Thanks Kit. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:31:53 AM 603 Views
Congrats! *NM* Bergioyn - 20/03/2011 09:35:57 AM 634 Views
Thanks! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:32:51 AM 619 Views
Congratulations Colonel Logain - 20/03/2011 10:00:46 AM 1246 Views
Thanks, and ew, no. It won't stay in my brain. I'm not sure it even gets past the eyes. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:34:25 AM 624 Views
No, you wouldn't. And if you're coming over here to stay - bring me some! Aviendha - 20/03/2011 12:31:12 PM 1211 Views
Re: No, you wouldn't. And if you're coming over here to stay - bring me some! snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:19:38 PM 1187 Views
Maxwell House? Hills Brothers? nossy - 21/03/2011 02:36:22 AM 1418 Views
Good luck Larry - 21/03/2011 10:22:46 PM 1295 Views
Thanks everyone. *NM* snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:18:46 PM 637 Views
Look at you, trying to show me up! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:40:02 AM 1269 Views
Does this mean you'll be drinking tea in the future? Elaine - 20/03/2011 02:18:15 PM 1232 Views
I drink tea now, but I'm pretty sure coffee will have to remain top dog. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:38:10 AM 1285 Views
That's okay then. Elaine - 22/03/2011 01:03:51 PM 1257 Views
Congratulations! *NM* Macharius - 20/03/2011 05:25:35 PM 528 Views
Thanks, nuudlekid. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:41:08 AM 1215 Views
Avendesora - 20/03/2011 06:58:34 PM 1122 Views
Thank you Ave. Those better be some totally organic best wishes! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:42:20 AM 653 Views
Are you serious? Because this is not the type of thing that you should say and then tell me you were Tashmere - 20/03/2011 07:41:27 PM 1217 Views
Re: Rebekah - 20/03/2011 07:44:23 PM 1283 Views
We don't announce jokes, darl ironclad - 20/03/2011 07:53:39 PM 1330 Views
I do. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:17:06 AM 694 Views
I just want to make it clear that I had nothing to do with this joke and it is all Nossy's fault! snoopcester - 20/03/2011 08:40:33 PM 1212 Views
Hahaha. Snoop put me up to it! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:44:13 AM 1278 Views
Another magnificient specimen of manhood bites the dust! Druid - 21/03/2011 01:32:35 AM 1258 Views
Nah, he hates gardening. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:48:16 AM 1431 Views
Yay! Congrats! *NM* globug0822 - 21/03/2011 02:18:18 AM 658 Views
Thank you Glo. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:48:53 AM 646 Views
I kind of figured you already were. :/ Cockatiel of Doom - 21/03/2011 04:14:15 AM 1292 Views
No jumping the gun! nossy - 21/03/2011 10:02:07 PM 1308 Views
Yeah, it's a broom everywhere but Texas. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:11:13 PM 496 Views
Re: No jumping the gun! Cockatiel of Doom - 22/03/2011 01:41:44 AM 1406 Views
Yes! Vivien - 21/03/2011 04:24:35 AM 1229 Views
No! nossy - 21/03/2011 10:02:57 PM 1221 Views
Congrats you two. Jacob - 21/03/2011 12:40:35 PM 1044 Views
Thanks Jake. nossy - 21/03/2011 10:03:35 PM 1109 Views
Congratulations. *NM* Kaldric - 22/03/2011 12:39:27 PM 650 Views
Congratulations! @my - 22/03/2011 07:21:01 PM 1199 Views
Ah, he knew you wouldn't run away into the streets once you were in your PJs. Congratulations! *NM* everynametaken - 23/03/2011 02:03:13 AM 542 Views
HIGH5s. Kuke - 25/03/2011 10:09:51 PM 1311 Views
Duuude nossy - 29/03/2011 09:09:59 PM 1276 Views
It stays up until the wedding dudette *NM* zarzuelazen - 30/03/2011 04:44:55 AM 562 Views
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