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No! Coffee is God's greatest gift to mankind! Isaac Send a noteboard - 18/03/2011 08:17:53 PM
The Bible clearly states that on the 8th Day, after God rested, when He came out and saw what a mess of things we'd made he created duct tape to to repair things and coffee that we might labor longer. It's very clear on this:

And on the dawn of the eighth did the angel Gabriel awaken The Lord with many a horn blast and did give unto Him the Holy Triple Espresso, and said he to The Lord "Behold! Man hast wrought great damage up Thy Works, Oh Lord!" and The Lord did reach out to the Tree of Eternal Energy [most scholars believe the correct translation is 'bush'] and tookest down some seeds and speaketh He unto Gabriel "Go now, and spread these seeds in the land that shall be known as Columbia, that mortal man may one day have this ambrosia", and thus did The Lord give unto men the Holy Drink Coffee.
I doubt it.


Thank God, to give up coffee is blasphemy

Anyway, that's not what I came here to say.


Wicked deceit, causing of unnecessary panic

Even though I think those of you who want to know probably already do know, I figured that since I whined about people posting more on facebook than here, I should probably make an Announcement.


I avoid facebook

John S. Noopcester and I have gotten engaged. I'm still not sure whether or not this is against my better judgment, but ah well. He waited until I was comfortably in my pajamas before asking me, so at least he appears to have my best interests at heart.


Congratulations! I didn't even know you guys were acquainted in real life.
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Would I be happy w/o coffee? nossy - 18/03/2011 06:39:50 PM 1991 Views
So now your name is going to be Nossy Noopcester? random thoughts - 18/03/2011 06:45:21 PM 1065 Views
As acetastic as that name is, No. nossy - 18/03/2011 06:53:36 PM 877 Views
I vote yes. You are hereby outvoted. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:53:22 AM 413 Views
Unless I can call you Bobert, you get no vote here. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:50:04 AM 513 Views
Sounds good to me. *NM* everynametaken - 23/03/2011 02:04:25 AM 367 Views
God help us all. Ghavrel - 18/03/2011 07:10:07 PM 1020 Views
nossy - 18/03/2011 07:26:05 PM 873 Views
Somebody has to think of the children! Ghavrel - 18/03/2011 08:23:27 PM 849 Views
Oh my gosh. I hadn't even gotten that far. Prospective grandmas and grandpas must be drooling Tashmere - 20/03/2011 07:44:17 PM 1048 Views
With disappointment, possibly. nossy - 21/03/2011 01:47:06 AM 1044 Views
Please don't! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:50:28 AM 405 Views
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Sareitha Sedai - 18/03/2011 07:43:47 PM 1015 Views
*covers ears* nossy - 21/03/2011 01:49:09 AM 788 Views
Congratulations! Beqi - 18/03/2011 08:17:13 PM 875 Views
Thank you, Beqi. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 01:50:30 AM 507 Views
No! Coffee is God's greatest gift to mankind! Isaac - 18/03/2011 08:17:53 PM 1032 Views
Re: No! Coffee is God's greatest gift to mankind! TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:54:54 AM 945 Views
Mmhmm! nossy - 21/03/2011 01:52:22 AM 1031 Views
Who on earth would marry someone from another country that they met online? Tim - 18/03/2011 08:20:37 PM 948 Views
And he didn't even have to wear a kilt to woo his bride. Unfair. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:55:36 AM 524 Views
Sounds damn crazy to me. Aviendha - 20/03/2011 12:26:21 PM 989 Views
Yeah! snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:22:54 PM 975 Views
No idea. nossy - 21/03/2011 01:54:43 AM 1023 Views
Re: No idea. TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:14:26 AM 897 Views
Nope, snoopcester - 21/03/2011 11:12:47 AM 988 Views
Re: Nope, TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 09:41:41 PM 1029 Views
Re: Nope, Rebekah - 21/03/2011 09:45:05 PM 1038 Views
Mine either, honestly. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 10:00:30 PM 494 Views
Your complexion and hair color is probably best suited to Belle from Beauty and the Beast. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:07:25 PM 507 Views
That's fine - she's fully clothed! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 10:16:39 PM 518 Views
What awful Disney porn have you been watching?! TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:27:30 PM 984 Views
Um, Jasmine doesn't have much more covering than Ariel. nossy - 21/03/2011 10:31:53 PM 912 Views
Ariel wears nothing made of cloth at all and is naked except for clams strapped to her nipples. TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:51:20 PM 985 Views
Depends on the weather snoopcester - 21/03/2011 10:07:10 PM 881 Views
Ech, no. nossy - 21/03/2011 03:34:02 PM 803 Views
Re: Ech, no. TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 09:42:24 PM 1040 Views
Stop trying to trick me with real anecdotes. nossy - 21/03/2011 10:01:18 PM 1030 Views
Re: Stop trying to trick me with real anecdotes. TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:10:05 PM 941 Views
News flash! nossy - 21/03/2011 10:24:02 PM 1038 Views
Re: News flash! TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:26:05 PM 796 Views
Strange... nossy - 21/03/2011 10:30:10 PM 1140 Views
Re: Strange... TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:54:48 PM 1030 Views
I call shenanigans! nossy - 22/03/2011 03:17:24 PM 992 Views
Probably not, no. Joel - 18/03/2011 08:22:39 PM 947 Views
That's what I thought. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 01:55:49 AM 409 Views
Congratulations! I also didn't know you were an item, at all... Helene - 18/03/2011 09:21:25 PM 1059 Views
Re: Congratulations! I also didn't know you were an item, at all... TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:57:54 AM 1030 Views
lol nossy - 19/03/2011 02:01:11 AM 1010 Views
Thanks. nossy - 21/03/2011 01:57:16 AM 858 Views
Congrats, darlings ironclad - 18/03/2011 09:23:37 PM 773 Views
Re: Congrats, darlings TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:58:44 AM 803 Views
Thanks. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:01:39 AM 988 Views
Congrats to the both of you! *NM* LordPerrin - 18/03/2011 11:25:39 PM 471 Views
Thanks! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:02:30 AM 396 Views
Well, I don't drink coffee and I'm happy. Lews_TherinThelamon - 18/03/2011 11:50:26 PM 991 Views
Yeah, but you're a jerkface! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:03:56 AM 950 Views
That's just the dementia speaking, granny Lews_TherinThelamon - 21/03/2011 10:36:13 PM 913 Views
Haha, I KNEW IT! Camilla - 19/03/2011 12:50:02 AM 940 Views
Re: Haha, I KNEW IT! TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 01:00:00 AM 956 Views
Re: Haha, I KNEW IT! Camilla - 19/03/2011 01:01:54 AM 1064 Views
Re: Haha, I KNEW IT! TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 01:38:17 AM 993 Views
hehehe Camilla - 19/03/2011 10:07:42 AM 820 Views
Re: hehehe snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:23:51 PM 890 Views
You should have known it! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:05:28 AM 924 Views
Well, it's easy to see what he sees in you... Smart, pretty, funny... But as for John... TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 01:02:29 AM 930 Views
Don't forget "modest!" nossy - 21/03/2011 02:06:59 AM 812 Views
Other people's responses lead me to think this is not a joke. Aeryn - 19/03/2011 01:04:02 AM 857 Views
Re: Other people's responses lead me to think this is not a joke. TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 01:36:45 AM 1024 Views
LOL why? ironclad - 20/03/2011 07:14:04 PM 967 Views
What are you saying? Rebekah - 20/03/2011 07:18:27 PM 1022 Views
Does it seem like it should be one? *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:08:20 AM 534 Views
Congratulations Mark - 19/03/2011 01:52:03 AM 817 Views
Thank you, dear. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:10:06 AM 1003 Views
Congrats, Jen and John *NM* Kel - 19/03/2011 02:15:06 AM 523 Views
Thanks Kel. Did you ever post those pics?! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:10:39 AM 506 Views
Oh. Oops. Kel - 22/03/2011 03:26:07 PM 966 Views
How long ago did I say this was gonna happen, eh? Danu - 19/03/2011 02:54:47 AM 1004 Views
It's been a long time, so probably forever ago. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:11:28 AM 504 Views
Interesting Sports_Gambler - 19/03/2011 05:48:05 AM 959 Views
Eh? nossy - 21/03/2011 02:12:25 AM 937 Views
Coffee is a sensual experience Sports_Gambler - 21/03/2011 03:14:28 AM 920 Views
tehanu - 19/03/2011 06:12:29 AM 877 Views
snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:21:20 PM 799 Views
You are not! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:14:20 AM 1009 Views
See? snoopcester - 21/03/2011 12:57:36 PM 778 Views
Thank you nossy - 21/03/2011 02:13:29 AM 1034 Views
I am Floffe - 19/03/2011 08:05:18 AM 833 Views
You're also magical. No fair. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:15:58 AM 381 Views
Congratulations both of you. Stephen - 19/03/2011 09:35:32 AM 909 Views
Thanks. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:16:49 AM 881 Views
Congrats here too. Rebekah - 19/03/2011 10:16:13 AM 870 Views
snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:24:26 PM 840 Views
nossy - 21/03/2011 02:19:46 AM 970 Views
Congrats Larry - 19/03/2011 01:57:47 PM 975 Views
Thanks Larry. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:21:26 AM 1032 Views
Ha! Larry - 21/03/2011 10:21:48 PM 936 Views
It was winter! And raining. I don't particularly consider being struck by lightning to be an nossy - 21/03/2011 10:25:45 PM 902 Views
It's 80 right now Larry - 21/03/2011 10:44:15 PM 770 Views
Congratulations. Spriteling - 19/03/2011 02:08:49 PM 875 Views
thanks nossy - 21/03/2011 02:24:19 AM 854 Views
OMG, Jen! ßelals Girl - 19/03/2011 06:50:30 PM 1087 Views
GMO! I know! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:27:26 AM 976 Views
Congratulations!!! Milla - 19/03/2011 07:16:10 PM 809 Views
Thank you! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:28:43 AM 533 Views
I for one did not in fact know. Legolas - 20/03/2011 01:57:38 AM 997 Views
Pft, you totally should have known! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:30:08 AM 1046 Views
that's lovely! congratulations... i also had no clue, but it's because we aren't friends on fb. *NM* temeraire - 20/03/2011 02:14:13 AM 468 Views
Thank you. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:31:08 AM 521 Views
Congrats to you guys *NM* Kit - 20/03/2011 06:39:35 AM 515 Views
Thanks Kit. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:31:53 AM 477 Views
Congrats! *NM* Bergioyn - 20/03/2011 09:35:57 AM 489 Views
Thanks! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:32:51 AM 498 Views
Congratulations Colonel Logain - 20/03/2011 10:00:46 AM 950 Views
Thanks, and ew, no. It won't stay in my brain. I'm not sure it even gets past the eyes. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:34:25 AM 499 Views
No, you wouldn't. And if you're coming over here to stay - bring me some! Aviendha - 20/03/2011 12:31:12 PM 922 Views
Re: No, you wouldn't. And if you're coming over here to stay - bring me some! snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:19:38 PM 898 Views
Maxwell House? Hills Brothers? nossy - 21/03/2011 02:36:22 AM 1067 Views
Good luck Larry - 21/03/2011 10:22:46 PM 1000 Views
Thanks everyone. *NM* snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:18:46 PM 505 Views
Look at you, trying to show me up! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:40:02 AM 983 Views
Does this mean you'll be drinking tea in the future? Elaine - 20/03/2011 02:18:15 PM 952 Views
I drink tea now, but I'm pretty sure coffee will have to remain top dog. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:38:10 AM 990 Views
That's okay then. Elaine - 22/03/2011 01:03:51 PM 975 Views
Congratulations! *NM* Macharius - 20/03/2011 05:25:35 PM 396 Views
Thanks, nuudlekid. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:41:08 AM 920 Views
Avendesora - 20/03/2011 06:58:34 PM 841 Views
Thank you Ave. Those better be some totally organic best wishes! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:42:20 AM 491 Views
Are you serious? Because this is not the type of thing that you should say and then tell me you were Tashmere - 20/03/2011 07:41:27 PM 944 Views
Re: Rebekah - 20/03/2011 07:44:23 PM 998 Views
We don't announce jokes, darl ironclad - 20/03/2011 07:53:39 PM 1056 Views
I do. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:17:06 AM 505 Views
I just want to make it clear that I had nothing to do with this joke and it is all Nossy's fault! snoopcester - 20/03/2011 08:40:33 PM 950 Views
Hahaha. Snoop put me up to it! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:44:13 AM 963 Views
Another magnificient specimen of manhood bites the dust! Druid - 21/03/2011 01:32:35 AM 987 Views
Nah, he hates gardening. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:48:16 AM 1143 Views
Yay! Congrats! *NM* globug0822 - 21/03/2011 02:18:18 AM 498 Views
Thank you Glo. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:48:53 AM 519 Views
I kind of figured you already were. :/ Cockatiel of Doom - 21/03/2011 04:14:15 AM 921 Views
No jumping the gun! nossy - 21/03/2011 10:02:07 PM 1031 Views
Yeah, it's a broom everywhere but Texas. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:11:13 PM 362 Views
Re: No jumping the gun! Cockatiel of Doom - 22/03/2011 01:41:44 AM 1040 Views
Yes! Vivien - 21/03/2011 04:24:35 AM 941 Views
No! nossy - 21/03/2011 10:02:57 PM 938 Views
Congrats you two. Jacob - 21/03/2011 12:40:35 PM 761 Views
Thanks Jake. nossy - 21/03/2011 10:03:35 PM 810 Views
Congratulations. *NM* Kaldric - 22/03/2011 12:39:27 PM 526 Views
Congratulations! @my - 22/03/2011 07:21:01 PM 897 Views
Ah, he knew you wouldn't run away into the streets once you were in your PJs. Congratulations! *NM* everynametaken - 23/03/2011 02:03:13 AM 412 Views
HIGH5s. Kuke - 25/03/2011 10:09:51 PM 1030 Views
Duuude nossy - 29/03/2011 09:09:59 PM 970 Views
It stays up until the wedding dudette *NM* zarzuelazen - 30/03/2011 04:44:55 AM 397 Views
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