Active Users:145 Time:20/09/2024 02:54:22 AM
Back to Messageboard Post New Thread Search Help Stats Rules
No! Coffee is God's greatest gift to mankind! Isaac Send a noteboard - 18/03/2011 08:17:53 PM
The Bible clearly states that on the 8th Day, after God rested, when He came out and saw what a mess of things we'd made he created duct tape to to repair things and coffee that we might labor longer. It's very clear on this:

And on the dawn of the eighth did the angel Gabriel awaken The Lord with many a horn blast and did give unto Him the Holy Triple Espresso, and said he to The Lord "Behold! Man hast wrought great damage up Thy Works, Oh Lord!" and The Lord did reach out to the Tree of Eternal Energy [most scholars believe the correct translation is 'bush'] and tookest down some seeds and speaketh He unto Gabriel "Go now, and spread these seeds in the land that shall be known as Columbia, that mortal man may one day have this ambrosia", and thus did The Lord give unto men the Holy Drink Coffee.
I doubt it.


Thank God, to give up coffee is blasphemy

Anyway, that's not what I came here to say.


Wicked deceit, causing of unnecessary panic

Even though I think those of you who want to know probably already do know, I figured that since I whined about people posting more on facebook than here, I should probably make an Announcement.


I avoid facebook

John S. Noopcester and I have gotten engaged. I'm still not sure whether or not this is against my better judgment, but ah well. He waited until I was comfortably in my pajamas before asking me, so at least he appears to have my best interests at heart.


Congratulations! I didn't even know you guys were acquainted in real life.
The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift.
- Albert Einstein
King of Cairhien 20-7-2
Chancellor of the Landsraad, Archduke of Is'Mod
Reply to message
Would I be happy w/o coffee? nossy - 18/03/2011 06:39:50 PM 1973 Views
So now your name is going to be Nossy Noopcester? random thoughts - 18/03/2011 06:45:21 PM 1046 Views
As acetastic as that name is, No. nossy - 18/03/2011 06:53:36 PM 858 Views
I vote yes. You are hereby outvoted. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:53:22 AM 406 Views
Unless I can call you Bobert, you get no vote here. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:50:04 AM 506 Views
Sounds good to me. *NM* everynametaken - 23/03/2011 02:04:25 AM 360 Views
God help us all. Ghavrel - 18/03/2011 07:10:07 PM 1004 Views
nossy - 18/03/2011 07:26:05 PM 854 Views
Somebody has to think of the children! Ghavrel - 18/03/2011 08:23:27 PM 831 Views
Oh my gosh. I hadn't even gotten that far. Prospective grandmas and grandpas must be drooling Tashmere - 20/03/2011 07:44:17 PM 1027 Views
With disappointment, possibly. nossy - 21/03/2011 01:47:06 AM 1024 Views
Please don't! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:50:28 AM 398 Views
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Sareitha Sedai - 18/03/2011 07:43:47 PM 997 Views
*covers ears* nossy - 21/03/2011 01:49:09 AM 771 Views
Congratulations! Beqi - 18/03/2011 08:17:13 PM 856 Views
Thank you, Beqi. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 01:50:30 AM 500 Views
No! Coffee is God's greatest gift to mankind! Isaac - 18/03/2011 08:17:53 PM 1015 Views
Re: No! Coffee is God's greatest gift to mankind! TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:54:54 AM 925 Views
Mmhmm! nossy - 21/03/2011 01:52:22 AM 1013 Views
Who on earth would marry someone from another country that they met online? Tim - 18/03/2011 08:20:37 PM 929 Views
And he didn't even have to wear a kilt to woo his bride. Unfair. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:55:36 AM 517 Views
Sounds damn crazy to me. Aviendha - 20/03/2011 12:26:21 PM 972 Views
Yeah! snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:22:54 PM 958 Views
No idea. nossy - 21/03/2011 01:54:43 AM 1005 Views
Re: No idea. TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:14:26 AM 881 Views
Nope, snoopcester - 21/03/2011 11:12:47 AM 967 Views
Re: Nope, TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 09:41:41 PM 1010 Views
Re: Nope, Rebekah - 21/03/2011 09:45:05 PM 1018 Views
Mine either, honestly. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 10:00:30 PM 487 Views
Your complexion and hair color is probably best suited to Belle from Beauty and the Beast. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:07:25 PM 499 Views
That's fine - she's fully clothed! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 10:16:39 PM 508 Views
What awful Disney porn have you been watching?! TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:27:30 PM 967 Views
Um, Jasmine doesn't have much more covering than Ariel. nossy - 21/03/2011 10:31:53 PM 892 Views
Ariel wears nothing made of cloth at all and is naked except for clams strapped to her nipples. TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:51:20 PM 966 Views
Depends on the weather snoopcester - 21/03/2011 10:07:10 PM 858 Views
Ech, no. nossy - 21/03/2011 03:34:02 PM 782 Views
Re: Ech, no. TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 09:42:24 PM 1021 Views
Stop trying to trick me with real anecdotes. nossy - 21/03/2011 10:01:18 PM 1010 Views
Re: Stop trying to trick me with real anecdotes. TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:10:05 PM 925 Views
News flash! nossy - 21/03/2011 10:24:02 PM 1019 Views
Re: News flash! TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:26:05 PM 777 Views
Strange... nossy - 21/03/2011 10:30:10 PM 1123 Views
Re: Strange... TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:54:48 PM 1012 Views
I call shenanigans! nossy - 22/03/2011 03:17:24 PM 975 Views
Probably not, no. Joel - 18/03/2011 08:22:39 PM 929 Views
That's what I thought. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 01:55:49 AM 401 Views
Congratulations! I also didn't know you were an item, at all... Helene - 18/03/2011 09:21:25 PM 1041 Views
Re: Congratulations! I also didn't know you were an item, at all... TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:57:54 AM 1010 Views
lol nossy - 19/03/2011 02:01:11 AM 990 Views
Thanks. nossy - 21/03/2011 01:57:16 AM 839 Views
Congrats, darlings ironclad - 18/03/2011 09:23:37 PM 754 Views
Re: Congrats, darlings TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 12:58:44 AM 785 Views
Thanks. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:01:39 AM 968 Views
Congrats to the both of you! *NM* LordPerrin - 18/03/2011 11:25:39 PM 464 Views
Thanks! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:02:30 AM 389 Views
Well, I don't drink coffee and I'm happy. Lews_TherinThelamon - 18/03/2011 11:50:26 PM 976 Views
Yeah, but you're a jerkface! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:03:56 AM 930 Views
That's just the dementia speaking, granny Lews_TherinThelamon - 21/03/2011 10:36:13 PM 894 Views
Haha, I KNEW IT! Camilla - 19/03/2011 12:50:02 AM 922 Views
Re: Haha, I KNEW IT! TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 01:00:00 AM 937 Views
Re: Haha, I KNEW IT! Camilla - 19/03/2011 01:01:54 AM 1044 Views
Re: Haha, I KNEW IT! TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 01:38:17 AM 972 Views
hehehe Camilla - 19/03/2011 10:07:42 AM 799 Views
Re: hehehe snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:23:51 PM 875 Views
You should have known it! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:05:28 AM 900 Views
Well, it's easy to see what he sees in you... Smart, pretty, funny... But as for John... TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 01:02:29 AM 911 Views
Don't forget "modest!" nossy - 21/03/2011 02:06:59 AM 792 Views
Other people's responses lead me to think this is not a joke. Aeryn - 19/03/2011 01:04:02 AM 838 Views
Re: Other people's responses lead me to think this is not a joke. TaskmasterJack - 19/03/2011 01:36:45 AM 998 Views
LOL why? ironclad - 20/03/2011 07:14:04 PM 946 Views
What are you saying? Rebekah - 20/03/2011 07:18:27 PM 1002 Views
Does it seem like it should be one? *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:08:20 AM 527 Views
Congratulations Mark - 19/03/2011 01:52:03 AM 797 Views
Thank you, dear. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:10:06 AM 982 Views
Congrats, Jen and John *NM* Kel - 19/03/2011 02:15:06 AM 516 Views
Thanks Kel. Did you ever post those pics?! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:10:39 AM 500 Views
Oh. Oops. Kel - 22/03/2011 03:26:07 PM 951 Views
How long ago did I say this was gonna happen, eh? Danu - 19/03/2011 02:54:47 AM 982 Views
It's been a long time, so probably forever ago. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:11:28 AM 496 Views
Interesting Sports_Gambler - 19/03/2011 05:48:05 AM 937 Views
Eh? nossy - 21/03/2011 02:12:25 AM 910 Views
Coffee is a sensual experience Sports_Gambler - 21/03/2011 03:14:28 AM 904 Views
tehanu - 19/03/2011 06:12:29 AM 859 Views
snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:21:20 PM 783 Views
You are not! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:14:20 AM 988 Views
See? snoopcester - 21/03/2011 12:57:36 PM 762 Views
Thank you nossy - 21/03/2011 02:13:29 AM 1014 Views
I am Floffe - 19/03/2011 08:05:18 AM 812 Views
You're also magical. No fair. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:15:58 AM 373 Views
Congratulations both of you. Stephen - 19/03/2011 09:35:32 AM 889 Views
Thanks. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:16:49 AM 859 Views
Congrats here too. Rebekah - 19/03/2011 10:16:13 AM 850 Views
snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:24:26 PM 823 Views
nossy - 21/03/2011 02:19:46 AM 949 Views
Congrats Larry - 19/03/2011 01:57:47 PM 955 Views
Thanks Larry. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:21:26 AM 1013 Views
Ha! Larry - 21/03/2011 10:21:48 PM 916 Views
It was winter! And raining. I don't particularly consider being struck by lightning to be an nossy - 21/03/2011 10:25:45 PM 883 Views
It's 80 right now Larry - 21/03/2011 10:44:15 PM 752 Views
Congratulations. Spriteling - 19/03/2011 02:08:49 PM 857 Views
thanks nossy - 21/03/2011 02:24:19 AM 831 Views
OMG, Jen! ßelals Girl - 19/03/2011 06:50:30 PM 1067 Views
GMO! I know! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:27:26 AM 957 Views
Congratulations!!! Milla - 19/03/2011 07:16:10 PM 789 Views
Thank you! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:28:43 AM 526 Views
I for one did not in fact know. Legolas - 20/03/2011 01:57:38 AM 978 Views
Pft, you totally should have known! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:30:08 AM 1028 Views
that's lovely! congratulations... i also had no clue, but it's because we aren't friends on fb. *NM* temeraire - 20/03/2011 02:14:13 AM 460 Views
Thank you. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:31:08 AM 511 Views
Congrats to you guys *NM* Kit - 20/03/2011 06:39:35 AM 507 Views
Thanks Kit. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:31:53 AM 470 Views
Congrats! *NM* Bergioyn - 20/03/2011 09:35:57 AM 483 Views
Thanks! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:32:51 AM 491 Views
Congratulations Colonel Logain - 20/03/2011 10:00:46 AM 928 Views
Thanks, and ew, no. It won't stay in my brain. I'm not sure it even gets past the eyes. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:34:25 AM 491 Views
No, you wouldn't. And if you're coming over here to stay - bring me some! Aviendha - 20/03/2011 12:31:12 PM 904 Views
Re: No, you wouldn't. And if you're coming over here to stay - bring me some! snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:19:38 PM 881 Views
Maxwell House? Hills Brothers? nossy - 21/03/2011 02:36:22 AM 1048 Views
Good luck Larry - 21/03/2011 10:22:46 PM 981 Views
Thanks everyone. *NM* snoopcester - 20/03/2011 01:18:46 PM 497 Views
Look at you, trying to show me up! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:40:02 AM 965 Views
Does this mean you'll be drinking tea in the future? Elaine - 20/03/2011 02:18:15 PM 936 Views
I drink tea now, but I'm pretty sure coffee will have to remain top dog. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:38:10 AM 972 Views
That's okay then. Elaine - 22/03/2011 01:03:51 PM 958 Views
Congratulations! *NM* Macharius - 20/03/2011 05:25:35 PM 388 Views
Thanks, nuudlekid. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:41:08 AM 900 Views
Avendesora - 20/03/2011 06:58:34 PM 823 Views
Thank you Ave. Those better be some totally organic best wishes! *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:42:20 AM 483 Views
Are you serious? Because this is not the type of thing that you should say and then tell me you were Tashmere - 20/03/2011 07:41:27 PM 924 Views
Re: Rebekah - 20/03/2011 07:44:23 PM 975 Views
We don't announce jokes, darl ironclad - 20/03/2011 07:53:39 PM 1035 Views
I do. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:17:06 AM 499 Views
I just want to make it clear that I had nothing to do with this joke and it is all Nossy's fault! snoopcester - 20/03/2011 08:40:33 PM 931 Views
Hahaha. Snoop put me up to it! nossy - 21/03/2011 02:44:13 AM 945 Views
Another magnificient specimen of manhood bites the dust! Druid - 21/03/2011 01:32:35 AM 967 Views
Nah, he hates gardening. nossy - 21/03/2011 02:48:16 AM 1121 Views
Yay! Congrats! *NM* globug0822 - 21/03/2011 02:18:18 AM 491 Views
Thank you Glo. *NM* nossy - 21/03/2011 02:48:53 AM 512 Views
I kind of figured you already were. :/ Cockatiel of Doom - 21/03/2011 04:14:15 AM 904 Views
No jumping the gun! nossy - 21/03/2011 10:02:07 PM 1011 Views
Yeah, it's a broom everywhere but Texas. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 21/03/2011 10:11:13 PM 356 Views
Re: No jumping the gun! Cockatiel of Doom - 22/03/2011 01:41:44 AM 1022 Views
Yes! Vivien - 21/03/2011 04:24:35 AM 924 Views
No! nossy - 21/03/2011 10:02:57 PM 918 Views
Congrats you two. Jacob - 21/03/2011 12:40:35 PM 743 Views
Thanks Jake. nossy - 21/03/2011 10:03:35 PM 789 Views
Congratulations. *NM* Kaldric - 22/03/2011 12:39:27 PM 518 Views
Congratulations! @my - 22/03/2011 07:21:01 PM 884 Views
Ah, he knew you wouldn't run away into the streets once you were in your PJs. Congratulations! *NM* everynametaken - 23/03/2011 02:03:13 AM 406 Views
HIGH5s. Kuke - 25/03/2011 10:09:51 PM 1013 Views
Duuude nossy - 29/03/2011 09:09:59 PM 953 Views
It stays up until the wedding dudette *NM* zarzuelazen - 30/03/2011 04:44:55 AM 391 Views
Back to Messageboard Post New Thread Search Help Stats Rules

Reply to Message

Block Quote Paragraph Quote
Formatting
Smiley Codes