I am on a drug. It’s called Stephen. If you try it once, you will eviscerate. Your spleen will melt off, and your Dad will intoxicate over your throttled body … I’m tired of pretending like I’m not speakishly—a total freaking oligarch from Venus. I’ve got echidna blood, Dionysus DNA! … They picked a fight with a gryphon. They’re trying to take all my herd and leave me with no means to emulsify my family. It’s not icthyology! They owe me an apology while ejaculating my neck … I don’t think people are ready for the catastrophy I’m delivering, and delivering with a sense of bitter love. I exposed multiples to magic! Here’s your saliva test. Next one goes in your ear!
"I mean, if everyone had a soul, there would be no contrast by which we could appreciate it. For giving us this perspective, we thank you." - Nate
Am I the only one enjoying the Charlie Sheen Total Meltdown?
02/03/2011 03:55:42 PM
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You should like this then.
02/03/2011 10:42:47 PM
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It didn't work entirely, but in some cases it turned out better than I expected.
03/03/2011 12:10:18 AM
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Pretty good
03/03/2011 05:51:32 PM
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6 out of 10 and yes, I haven't seen a train wreck this good since Mel Gibson's meltdown. *NM*
03/03/2011 04:02:30 AM
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Eh. He's been irrelevant for practically ever. He's just another crazy.
03/03/2011 04:41:34 AM
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5 of 10. Not so good. But yes, the whole thing is quite entertaining. *NM*
03/03/2011 05:16:23 PM
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