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It didn't work entirely, but in some cases it turned out better than I expected. Tom Send a noteboard - 03/03/2011 12:10:18 AM
"I am on a drug. It’s called Tom. If you try it once, you will rape. Your ass will melt off, and your brother will fuck over your wasted body … I’m tired of pretending like I’m not maverick—a total freaking model from Uranus. I’ve got tiger blood, Dionysus DNA! … They picked a fight with a dragon. They’re trying to take all my sodomites and leave me with no means to euthanize my family. It’s not proctology! They owe me an apology while felching my nipple … I don’t think people are ready for the whorehouse I’m delivering, and delivering with a sense of prudish love. I exposed fishmongers to magic! Here’s your pus test. Next one goes in your cunt!”

I was deliberately going for sexually explicit stuff.
Political correctness is the pettiest form of casuistry.

ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius

Ummaka qinnassa nīk!

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Am I the only one enjoying the Charlie Sheen Total Meltdown? Tom - 02/03/2011 03:55:42 PM 1049 Views
6 out of 10, babes. nossy - 02/03/2011 04:06:40 PM 587 Views
3 out of 10 babes ironclad - 02/03/2011 05:11:35 PM 599 Views
4 out of 10 random thoughts - 02/03/2011 05:18:24 PM 564 Views
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7 out of 10 Camilla - 02/03/2011 05:43:30 PM 598 Views
8 *NM* jh - 02/03/2011 06:09:29 PM 265 Views
8 out of 10. Aemon - 02/03/2011 06:12:34 PM 666 Views
4 out of 10 *NM* Bergioyn - 02/03/2011 06:16:06 PM 239 Views
6/10 Spriteling - 02/03/2011 06:37:45 PM 592 Views
That's hilarious. 5/10 *NM* Panorphaeon - 02/03/2011 06:45:58 PM 244 Views
7. That was fun. *NM* Legolas - 02/03/2011 07:09:36 PM 243 Views
7 out of 10 men *NM* Yunalesca - 02/03/2011 07:53:28 PM 231 Views
You should like this then. TaskmasterJack - 02/03/2011 10:42:47 PM 757 Views
It didn't work entirely, but in some cases it turned out better than I expected. Tom - 03/03/2011 12:10:18 AM 620 Views
that was fun Yunalesca - 03/03/2011 02:09:39 PM 588 Views
Mine came out somewhat incoherent Isaac - 03/03/2011 02:25:24 PM 630 Views
Pretty good Stephen - 03/03/2011 05:51:32 PM 585 Views
5 out of ten. They all sounded like Qaddhafi to me. *NM* Avendesora - 03/03/2011 12:43:09 AM 268 Views
4/10 *NM* Isaac - 03/03/2011 03:38:04 AM 269 Views
6 out of 10 and yes, I haven't seen a train wreck this good since Mel Gibson's meltdown. *NM* everynametaken - 03/03/2011 04:02:30 AM 259 Views
Eh. He's been irrelevant for practically ever. He's just another crazy. callandor1000 - 03/03/2011 04:41:34 AM 557 Views
Oh, no, it's hilarious Elaine - 03/03/2011 12:55:55 PM 560 Views
5 of 10. Not so good. But yes, the whole thing is quite entertaining. *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 03/03/2011 05:16:23 PM 242 Views
Recently this was brought up in a Bill Simmons mailbag Bad Ash - 03/03/2011 05:30:40 PM 623 Views
Well now look who we've got there. Back to stay, Shan? *NM* Legolas - 03/03/2011 10:01:45 PM 208 Views
8/10 *NM* Stephen - 03/03/2011 05:53:28 PM 226 Views
5/10 and if you want 15 minutes of Sheen entertainment Luke - 05/03/2011 05:05:31 AM 683 Views
He's been diagnosed with Full Blown Busey *NM* Jessie - 14/03/2011 02:41:01 PM 486 Views
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