EDMOND, Okla. - December 2, 2010 -- Two Oklahoma women are accused of hiding hundreds of dollars worth of goods in their belly fat.
"These two individuals were actually concealing them in areas of their body where excess skin was," according to Officer James Hamm of the Edmond Police Department. "Under their chest area and up under armpits and things of that nature. They were concealing large items."
Edmond police say the women used their bodies to make the heist.
Police say they found 4 pairs of boots, 3 pairs of jeans, a wallet and gloves hidden on 28-year-old Ailene Brown and 37-year-old Shmeco Thomas. Officers say one of the women hid three of the boots beneath her breasts and bra.
The women face felony charges for the alleged thefts.
(Copyright ©2010 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)
I asked my boss how we would handle this sort of situation as a store, and he said we'd probably just let them go. 
I mean, how could we find the goods on them without being pervy? I would guess we'd have to see it for sure, then call the cops so that they could search them... but, who the hell knows.
I mean, how could we find the goods on them without being pervy? I would guess we'd have to see it for sure, then call the cops so that they could search them... but, who the hell knows.
*MySmiley*
I believe all news and research that supports my opinion, and dismiss the rest as conspiracy and lies.
I believe all news and research that supports my opinion, and dismiss the rest as conspiracy and lies.
This is gross.
- 16/12/2010 03:05:18 PM
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Thanks for the laugh. *NM*
- 17/12/2010 01:47:03 PM
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Huh. I was expecting redneck white girls. That'll teach me to stereotype.
- 16/12/2010 10:08:23 PM
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smiley doubles as vomiting. Thanks for the laugh. *NM*
- 17/12/2010 01:47:03 PM
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