I don't know if we've played this game before.
Mine: Collateral Management Consultant.
Now tell me what you think I do.
Mine: Collateral Management Consultant.
Now tell me what you think I do.

I think you are expected to pick up the dead bodies after each weekends Hearts and Hibs football matches? That or you are stuck in some World-Famous Life Insurance company ensuring that existing sales, marketing and promotional communications materials for key customer groups are maintained, via appropriate distribution channels, in order to develop customer relationships and derive maximum profitable sales.
You are too smart to get stuck with servicing marketing types. Nah, you go round with your cart after the matches crying "bring out your dead!"
Do I get a prize?

*MySmiley* Druid *MySmiley*
Object of Desire (retired) 
The Peoples Front For Nebhead Appreciation 
I blame Jake






What's your job title?
24/11/2010 09:20:51 PM
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Mom!
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24/11/2010 09:26:33 PM
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I hope that will be my next job title. (Well, that or Proofreader Extraordinaire or both.) *NM*
24/11/2010 09:30:17 PM
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At the moment, I think it's technically "American Gigolo".
24/11/2010 09:42:48 PM
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Soulless, lifeless and very tired medical student and part-time slave
25/11/2010 08:16:01 AM
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Student and Mail Clerk *NM*
24/11/2010 10:00:36 PM
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Counter Intelligence Agent. *NM*
24/11/2010 10:01:01 PM
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you provide intelligence on counters?
24/11/2010 10:06:21 PM
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Actually, I repair laptops for a living.
24/11/2010 10:31:38 PM
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Resource accountant. *NM*
24/11/2010 10:06:40 PM
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Sounds more exciting than those accountants who have blank excel sheets with no resources on them. *NM*
24/11/2010 10:34:18 PM
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That is a great relief.
25/11/2010 04:16:56 AM
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It is my pleasure to relieve you
25/11/2010 10:24:08 AM
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Ewww....
25/11/2010 02:17:21 PM
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Yeah, it conjures up images of snoop as an overly helpful men's room attendant offering to "hold it" *NM*
25/11/2010 03:37:41 PM
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I think this says more about you two than anything
25/11/2010 03:41:23 PM
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Yes, we have a firm grasp (so to speak) of common English usage.
25/11/2010 04:59:13 PM
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Undergrad Student of Environmental Health and Part Time Grocery Store Deli Employee.
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So that's what they call it when you have a closet full of grow lamps.
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25/11/2010 12:24:30 AM
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Full-time undergraduate physics student, research assistant, teaching assistant. *NM*
25/11/2010 12:44:34 AM
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Application Delivery Coordinator
25/11/2010 05:24:19 AM
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25/11/2010 10:36:06 AM
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No
25/11/2010 11:05:44 AM
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25/11/2010 11:38:13 AM
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*pats you on the head*
25/11/2010 12:40:49 PM
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No fair!
25/11/2010 12:46:30 PM
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You should be.
25/11/2010 02:21:29 PM
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Well if TMJ laughed
28/11/2010 10:34:02 AM
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Making Broncos fans laugh right now is considered a charitable act, yes.
28/11/2010 12:38:17 PM
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Psychiatric Nursing Assistant. *NM*
25/11/2010 09:32:15 AM
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I THOUGHT you looked familiar....
25/11/2010 05:22:08 PM
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Usability Professional
25/11/2010 09:44:39 AM
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Bloodsuckers, the lot of you!
25/11/2010 10:24:04 AM
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Bloodsucking is an optional extra which is charged at a premium rate
25/11/2010 11:34:04 AM
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I know! I know! Pick me, Miss!
25/11/2010 11:32:54 AM
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I have three now: Teacher (day job), Translator (freelance), Reviewer (freelance)
25/11/2010 12:38:25 PM
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GIS Analyst *NM*
25/11/2010 03:10:10 PM
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And we're thankful for your service. Who would analyze Guys In Stilettos if not you? *NM*
25/11/2010 03:41:24 PM
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