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Actually, I repair laptops for a living. TaskmasterJack Send a noteboard - 24/11/2010 10:31:38 PM
But, at the company I work for, all the job titles and workplace vocabulary are spy themed to give employees the illusion of having a good time through role playing.

I think the particular title in my case is named for those who actually interact with the customer at the service counter (I do not) and utilize their "intelligence" to diagnose/maintain/explain/repair computers for lay people.
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Mom! *NM* Beqi - 24/11/2010 09:26:33 PM 591 Views
I hope that will be my next job title. (Well, that or Proofreader Extraordinaire or both.) *NM* Rebekah - 24/11/2010 09:30:17 PM 473 Views
It was hard to describe everything I do in any other title. Beqi - 24/11/2010 09:51:07 PM 972 Views
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Campus mail services, actually. *NM* Darth_Katie - 24/11/2010 11:02:31 PM 580 Views
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you provide intelligence on counters? snoopcester - 24/11/2010 10:06:21 PM 1039 Views
Actually, I repair laptops for a living. TaskmasterJack - 24/11/2010 10:31:38 PM 1159 Views
I thought you worked for Amazon for some reason? *NM* everynametaken - 25/11/2010 01:49:53 AM 581 Views
I did at one time, yes. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 25/11/2010 01:51:59 AM 593 Views
Resource accountant. *NM* snoopcester - 24/11/2010 10:06:40 PM 685 Views
Sounds more exciting than those accountants who have blank excel sheets with no resources on them. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 24/11/2010 10:34:18 PM 625 Views
Yeah, those bozos are losers! *sneers at them* *NM* snoopcester - 24/11/2010 10:38:43 PM 632 Views
That is a great relief. Druid - 25/11/2010 04:16:56 AM 1037 Views
It is my pleasure to relieve you snoopcester - 25/11/2010 10:24:08 AM 987 Views
Ewww.... Joel - 25/11/2010 02:17:21 PM 986 Views
Yeah, it conjures up images of snoop as an overly helpful men's room attendant offering to "hold it" *NM* TaskmasterJack - 25/11/2010 03:37:41 PM 674 Views
I think this says more about you two than anything snoopcester - 25/11/2010 03:41:23 PM 1031 Views
Yes, we have a firm grasp (so to speak) of common English usage. Joel - 25/11/2010 04:59:13 PM 914 Views
Sorry, I don't speak American. snoopcester - 25/11/2010 05:15:15 PM 1055 Views
Clearly. Joel - 25/11/2010 05:20:02 PM 1078 Views
Makes me think of Costas' interview with Dan Rather. Joel - 25/11/2010 04:58:02 PM 1105 Views
Sweet. You won't mind if we just borrow some of those Mark - 25/11/2010 09:40:21 AM 1054 Views
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You can say that again! snoopcester - 24/11/2010 11:52:17 PM 1219 Views
well that's just great! nossy - 25/11/2010 12:05:39 AM 1102 Views
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