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At the moment, I think it's technically "American Gigolo". Joel Send a noteboard - 24/11/2010 09:42:48 PM
I hope to upgrade it to Waste Management Artisan or something in the next week or so, now that I finally have all my governmental ducks in a row (and it only took three trips downtown in the snow!) My last actual job title was Production Operator, which speaks for itself.
I don't know if we've played this game before.

Mine: Collateral Management Consultant.

Now tell me what you think I do. :P

Sounds like you replaced that CIA spook who accidentally called in an airstrike on his own position in Iraq. I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often; you're taking fire, hurrying to get air support, so you read off your coordinates instead of theirs. You have full medical insurance (I hope)...? ;)
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At the moment, I think it's technically "American Gigolo". Joel - 24/11/2010 09:42:48 PM 1009 Views
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Clearly. Joel - 25/11/2010 05:20:02 PM 1078 Views
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