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I realized Halloween is for little kids and singles hoping to get laid. Tom Send a noteboard - 01/11/2010 12:06:16 AM
Now that I am neither a little kid nor single for the third Halloween in a row I realize how meaningless and sometimes inconveniencing the holiday is for everyone else.

However, just to get in the spirit of the holiday, let me scare you:

PALIN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2012!!!

Political correctness is the pettiest form of casuistry.

ἡ δὲ κἀκ τριῶν τρυπημάτων ἐργαζομένη ἐνεκάλει τῇ φύσει, δυσφορουμένη, ὅτι δὴ μὴ καὶ τοὺς τιτθοὺς αὐτῇ εὐρύτερον ἢ νῦν εἰσι τρυπώη, ὅπως καὶ ἄλλην ἐνταῦθα μίξιν ἐπιτεχνᾶσθαι δυνατὴ εἴη. – Procopius

Ummaka qinnassa nīk!

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I realized Halloween is for little kids and singles hoping to get laid. Tom - 01/11/2010 12:06:16 AM 801 Views
Aw, see nossy - 01/11/2010 12:12:16 AM 601 Views
OMG! YOU'RE PREGNANT AND LOOKING FORWARD TO TAKING YOUR CHILD TRICK OR TREATING?! TaskmasterJack - 01/11/2010 12:16:22 AM 598 Views
snoopcester - 01/11/2010 09:48:03 AM 570 Views
Wearing the khakis, eh? *NM* TaskmasterJack - 01/11/2010 08:55:18 PM 232 Views
I think the more plausible you believe something to be, the scarier it is... so that won't work. TaskmasterJack - 01/11/2010 12:15:04 AM 648 Views
on that note Jim - 01/11/2010 01:15:33 AM 696 Views
Nice. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 01/11/2010 09:02:39 PM 220 Views
Fine Larry - 01/11/2010 04:34:56 AM 705 Views
Aaaaahhhahahhahahhahh!!! *runs away screaming for my covers* *NM* everynametaken - 01/11/2010 12:54:07 AM 211 Views
ditto! *NM* Aisha - 01/11/2010 03:39:54 AM 247 Views
I LOVE halloween Roland00 - 01/11/2010 02:35:05 AM 539 Views
How is it inconvenient? Francie - 01/11/2010 05:00:04 AM 560 Views
Getting up to answer the door and hand out candy. Tom - 01/11/2010 03:02:57 PM 521 Views
you can't just leave your porch light off? random thoughts - 01/11/2010 03:25:25 PM 521 Views
Re: Getting up to answer the door and hand out candy. Francie - 01/11/2010 03:30:33 PM 632 Views
keep the light off, and if you don't think that's enough, put up a sign over your doorbell *NM* LadyLorraine - 01/11/2010 04:32:33 PM 221 Views
If you live in NYC The_Muted_Grimaud - 02/11/2010 12:24:34 AM 538 Views
Ah. One more reason not to live in NYC Francie - 02/11/2010 12:26:40 AM 603 Views
It is a fun holiday! I have always enjoyed it. *NM* Beqi - 01/11/2010 06:04:34 AM 343 Views
No, it's my favorite holiday! Delireus - 01/11/2010 08:27:14 AM 616 Views
I never had trick or treaters in any apartment I've lived at. That just seems bizarre. *NM* Macharius - 01/11/2010 12:44:53 PM 253 Views
it's the apartment complex she's living at. It's the school's apartment complex. LadyLorraine - 01/11/2010 01:28:54 PM 553 Views
I've lived in similar units. *NM* Macharius - 01/11/2010 03:03:23 PM 213 Views
obviously they were not similarly involved in halloween *NM* LadyLorraine - 01/11/2010 04:33:05 PM 218 Views
I used to get a few every year BlackAdder - 01/11/2010 04:39:44 PM 526 Views
Re: I realized Halloween is for little kids and singles hoping to get laid. Rowland - 01/11/2010 08:51:07 AM 654 Views
Couples costumes are fun and entertaining. Avendesora - 01/11/2010 12:00:01 PM 545 Views
You can get laid on Halloween??? StarEnight - 01/11/2010 07:48:02 PM 537 Views
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