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I've never felt so blond before in my whole life! Maria Send a noteboard - 14/09/2009 08:52:00 AM
My car got a flat tyre. I felt something was wrong driving to the hospital, but I never got out to check just exactly what was wrong.
And when I came back, I saw the tyre. It was completely flat :(

So, what could a little girl do but to drive to the nearest gas station and ask the heavy-muscled young pretty guy there to change the tyre for me, looking really desperate..?

I mean, I know how to change the tyres. In theory. They are just too heavy :sad:


*has no pride left*
Maria





Little?
Me?
Far from it.
I am just large enough.
Fill myself completely
lengthwise and across
from top to bottom.
Are you larger than yourself maybe?

-Ingrid Hagerup-
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I've never felt so blond before in my whole life! Maria - 14/09/2009 08:52:00 AM 811 Views
WTF is a tyre? *NM* Entophile - 14/09/2009 08:53:38 AM 307 Views
British spelling of tire. *NM* Spriteling - 14/09/2009 08:55:17 AM 315 Views
I'd never seen that one before. What a trip. *NM* Entophile - 14/09/2009 08:58:34 AM 239 Views
Give 'em an inch, and they'll take a mile beetnemesis - 14/09/2009 05:58:06 PM 604 Views
I thought that England finally started using the metric system for most things *NM* LadyLorraine - 14/09/2009 06:58:20 PM 253 Views
Some things. But miles aren't going anywhere for a good long while. *NM* Tim - 15/09/2009 08:34:01 AM 304 Views
You didn't name the subject anything Monkey - 14/09/2009 07:56:36 PM 585 Views
beetnemesis - 16/09/2009 07:30:17 PM 528 Views
Re: I've never felt so blond before in my whole life! Milla - 14/09/2009 09:01:12 AM 584 Views
This whole "dumb blonde" thing was just a clever ruse. Joel - 14/09/2009 11:46:22 AM 586 Views
*comforts* There, there, the big strong men will handle it for you. Joel - 14/09/2009 11:54:12 AM 509 Views
Just tell yourself you're doing that so that men feel better Lady Isa Avanderidhril - 14/09/2009 12:07:37 PM 590 Views
Ha! Your secret is out Yoduff - 14/09/2009 02:29:11 PM 616 Views
That not have road side assistance in Norway random thoughts - 14/09/2009 02:37:06 PM 634 Views
it really is quite useful to have if you have it available LadyLorraine - 14/09/2009 04:25:07 PM 537 Views
you might be surprised random thoughts - 14/09/2009 05:04:53 PM 605 Views
i actually kinda like oily grime LadyLorraine - 14/09/2009 06:58:46 PM 576 Views
OK then here is the trick random thoughts - 14/09/2009 09:07:46 PM 478 Views
okay... LadyLorraine - 15/09/2009 12:59:09 PM 573 Views
what kind of a truck is it? random thoughts - 15/09/2009 05:02:37 PM 543 Views
All that driving on the flat tyre didn't destroy your rym? *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 14/09/2009 06:55:16 PM 267 Views
I must really be an ogre. nossy - 14/09/2009 07:51:14 PM 575 Views
My Dad taught me how to change tyres. Rebekah - 14/09/2009 09:55:16 PM 625 Views
sure you can random thoughts - 14/09/2009 10:13:01 PM 631 Views
We tried lots of different things since my Daddy is a car nut. Rebekah - 14/09/2009 10:15:02 PM 582 Views
I suspect that I am meaner than you are. nossy - 14/09/2009 10:17:49 PM 566 Views
Likewise Elaine - 16/09/2009 02:18:12 PM 737 Views
You should have gotten his number and thanked him. *NM* Great Lord of Chaos - 14/09/2009 09:48:54 PM 238 Views
Hey now, I'm blond and I can change my own damn tires. Meiyho - 14/09/2009 09:58:25 PM 619 Views
why, hello there ironclad - 15/09/2009 08:39:45 AM 511 Views
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