Jags

Bengals. If they lose to Cleveland THEN Tampa the NFL should make them a Division IA team.

Falcons

Rams, under the metric for crappy matchups: They don't want it less.

Colts. Should be good; maybe Indy can do Denver a favor for once.

Pack, but may be sorry for this one.

Bears. They want redemption and the Panthers suck.

*thinks* *thinks s'more* Aaaaah, not at home:
Ravens
I hate myself. I'll hate myself more regardless of the outcome.

Texans. Gotta swim against the current at some point to break out of the pack, right? And the fact I was born there has NOTHING to do with it....

Should be another good one, but I'll take the Saints, who were just reminded how easy it is for a good team to get beaten.

Yeah, you can go ahead and pencil me in for whoever the Raiders play rest of the year. Unless--no, they don't play the Lions; we're good.

Dallas

Philly. Though they'd be 0-16 if it were up to me.

Vikings *wonders if Favre will be starting at the end of the season*