. . . IN MY DEFENSE, I was surprisingly drunk given the moderate amount of alcohol I had consumed. - Edit 1
Before modification by (beat.) at 07/10/2010 12:13:35 PM
Also, maybe you're thinking about her other leg; the right leg's better than my Winnie the Pooh teddy bear.
Also also, who the hell is Adam Sandler?, tell him I hate him.
Also also, who the hell is Adam Sandler?, tell him I hate him.