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You weren't supposed to be TESTING... Kuke Send a noteboard - 07/10/2010 12:08:16 PM
But...but...I tested so well with women from 30-40 and men from 40-50!

That was a fucken restaurant! It was supposed to be a nice meal with the writers to discuss your upcoming character arc, and you turned it into a magnificent drunken brawl. I mean, I enjoyed it, but the writers thought you were CRAZY.

Ahk! This is bogus! My agent is going to hear about this first thing in the morning.

Wait wait wait, I'll see what I can do. I'll pull some strings. Whatever.

(Mostly cause I hate your agent. She looks at me funny. Also she smells of metal. (Don't tell her I said that.))
Kuke.
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So, the scripts are in for next season, people. [SPOILERS] Kuke - 06/10/2010 01:13:59 PM 1222 Views
We're renegotiating my contract before you see me on set. Joel - 06/10/2010 01:55:40 PM 874 Views
Contracts Schmontracts. I'll have my people talk to your people.* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:10:02 PM 796 Views
My people have genital-seeking MIRVs. Joel - 06/10/2010 02:17:18 PM 765 Views
Eh, we'll let them bash it out. Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:21:32 PM 866 Views
*terminates your prepositions* Joel - 06/10/2010 02:24:28 PM 831 Views
*cough* Kuke - 06/10/2010 02:32:06 PM 731 Views
Termination is always funny. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:26:24 AM 798 Views
Okay-yeah about-that. One complaint re: ep#4 + a suggestion re: the Pimp-My-Revenue strategy. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 03:34:07 PM 1032 Views
The coma doesn't happen for another two episodes *NM* ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:48:15 PM 512 Views
Re: Ka-Wow! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:38:52 PM 966 Views
Catchphrase?, fine. But I want things in return. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:21:39 PM 827 Views
You ask a lot, young lady. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:35:59 AM 978 Views
I wonder what country I "move to" this year... ironclad - 06/10/2010 03:43:58 PM 871 Views
Hmm... I know English is your second language... Jacob - 06/10/2010 03:48:24 PM 864 Views
nossy - 06/10/2010 04:11:08 PM 824 Views
Nonono! ironclad - 06/10/2010 04:19:21 PM 994 Views
Barbados! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:41:06 PM 1009 Views
Bahamas! ironclad - 06/10/2010 08:01:28 PM 846 Views
C'mon, pretty mama Joel - 07/10/2010 10:30:35 AM 886 Views
My diva ways don't really allow for pre-planning. nossy - 06/10/2010 04:10:17 PM 941 Views
Aw man. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:43:22 PM 794 Views
Oh, that's nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:16:50 PM 789 Views
I Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:38:50 AM 741 Views
Uh oh. Joel - 07/10/2010 10:32:42 AM 793 Views
We'll work around it. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:37:44 AM 835 Views
Why is experimenting with drugs always the solution? Joel - 07/10/2010 01:46:56 PM 725 Views
Ohman, you should read it; you&me, we got some pretty wild stuff going on in there. (beat.) - 06/10/2010 07:49:43 PM 986 Views
Hm. There is intrigue-ment. nossy - 07/10/2010 01:57:50 AM 823 Views
XD In my defense, it's a very good foot. *NM* (beat.) - 07/10/2010 05:37:00 AM 365 Views
Are you kidding? It's like Adam Sandler's foot in Mr. Deeds. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:06:45 AM 417 Views
. . . IN MY DEFENSE, I was surprisingly drunk given the moderate amount of alcohol I had consumed. (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:12:44 PM 890 Views
I'm pretty sure those drinks were 90% liquor nossy - 07/10/2010 04:30:41 PM 809 Views
snoopcester - 06/10/2010 04:13:56 PM 755 Views
Re: Gorilla. Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:44:42 PM 989 Views
Nice. nossy - 06/10/2010 07:14:22 PM 958 Views
Well snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:19:53 PM 823 Views
Did nossy - 06/10/2010 07:21:20 PM 1041 Views
Quit subject changing snoopcester - 06/10/2010 07:23:28 PM 1061 Views
My, this is an interesting show. *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 07:52:01 PM 960 Views
What the Hell! snoopcester - 06/10/2010 08:43:34 PM 851 Views
Nossy is going to be so mad at me. At my character I mean. *nods* *NM* Tigr - 06/10/2010 04:30:26 PM 425 Views
I know right! Kuke - 06/10/2010 04:46:50 PM 813 Views
Didn't you already kill me once? nossy - 06/10/2010 07:15:25 PM 935 Views
RETCON! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:42:16 AM 830 Views
can I get a cameo tossed in there somewhere? *NM* Zaphod - 06/10/2010 04:53:03 PM 559 Views
I'm sure we can fit you in somewhere... Kuke - 06/10/2010 05:14:12 PM 721 Views
(I mean obviously we'll unfreeze you!) Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:15:48 PM 869 Views
am i still a stone statue this season? Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 05:23:12 PM 992 Views
Unfortunately, yes. Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:22:26 PM 834 Views
Re: Unfortunately, yes. Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 06:34:14 PM 934 Views
NO. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:44:47 AM 761 Views
Leprosy? Damn. I guess that explains where I was all last season. *NM* Craig - 06/10/2010 06:07:36 PM 368 Views
Actually, Kuke - 06/10/2010 06:24:53 PM 861 Views
I've always hated Ted Danson. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:54:27 AM 475 Views
Me too! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:47:03 AM 747 Views
Jesuschrist, how many times do I have to tell you this?! (beat.) - 07/10/2010 12:01:48 PM 884 Views
Man, I coulda sworn... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:24:12 PM 924 Views
Re: Me too! Joel - 07/10/2010 01:49:08 PM 1030 Views
Well... parts of you.... Joel - 07/10/2010 10:37:19 AM 820 Views
I get to learn to read this season? Jacob - 06/10/2010 06:38:32 PM 755 Views
Not only that! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:50:51 AM 950 Views
My script only has one page. Beqi - 06/10/2010 06:51:38 PM 797 Views
*surreptitiously hides own script* *NM* LadyLorraine - 06/10/2010 07:55:57 PM 455 Views
Don't sweat it! You guys will be fine! Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:51:59 AM 860 Views
I get kidnapped by a pair of Ukrainian disco-obsessives, Stephen - 06/10/2010 07:38:08 PM 792 Views
Yeah, about that? Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:55:56 AM 1031 Views
Yes, I noted the euphemism Stephen - 07/10/2010 07:57:39 PM 784 Views
It's nothing to do with luck. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:34:21 PM 752 Views
Up up down down left right left right B A select start? *NM* Stephen - 08/10/2010 11:42:42 PM 401 Views
Why can't I just get back to the sweet and innocent gig? Character development is jh - 06/10/2010 07:41:40 PM 802 Views
don't complain, i've been wearing the same outfit for two years now Yunalesca - 06/10/2010 10:01:30 PM 732 Views
Dude. Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:58:25 AM 659 Views
Am I Frightened Inmate #2 again? *NM* BlackAdder - 06/10/2010 08:27:35 PM 415 Views
[REFERENCE-FIVE!] *NM* (beat.) - 06/10/2010 08:37:50 PM 326 Views
This. *NM* Kuke - 07/10/2010 11:59:03 AM 444 Views
If you need a reference, I'm glad to help BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:27:31 PM 772 Views
I think you blew it. *NM* Craig - 07/10/2010 05:57:32 AM 389 Views
Darn, I could taste those leading man parts in my mouth. *NM* BlackAdder - 07/10/2010 10:29:34 PM 397 Views
Sweet! We're resurrecting the word "rad." *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 06/10/2010 08:33:14 PM 375 Views
I was pushing for "tubular" but got outvoted. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 06/10/2010 10:08:22 PM 397 Views
Tubular is ok. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:00:51 PM 866 Views
Three lines.. really.. three?!? Kel - 06/10/2010 10:08:34 PM 834 Views
Well, see... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:04:07 PM 850 Views
My script says I'm going to be killed off... jiggy - 06/10/2010 11:51:24 PM 918 Views
You weren't supposed to be TESTING... Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:08:16 PM 852 Views
Re: You weren't supposed to be TESTING... jiggy - 07/10/2010 02:56:03 PM 957 Views
DAMMIT. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:38:36 PM 1225 Views
I'm just glad the new network picked us up after we got cancelled. *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:17:36 AM 371 Views
The SyFy channel will air anything. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 07/10/2010 11:07:18 AM 364 Views
Anything but Firefly... *NM* Gher - 07/10/2010 04:48:58 PM 402 Views
Very sad. *NM* Mats Gambling Buddy - 07/10/2010 07:45:46 PM 389 Views
Damn right. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:09:50 PM 770 Views
Mine must have been lost in the mail Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 05:59:22 AM 762 Views
It's the writers, man. Kuke - 07/10/2010 12:12:09 PM 789 Views
What's upd... ah, I see what you did there! Colonel Logain - 07/10/2010 12:52:05 PM 843 Views
Mine neither, guy. Kuke - 08/10/2010 09:04:24 PM 799 Views
Believe it or not, the skin grafts were the least painful part Wulf`gar - 07/10/2010 09:34:29 PM 872 Views
Dude, of course you get your own trailer. Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:41:11 PM 820 Views
And by 'your own' Jacob - 08/10/2010 08:52:23 PM 786 Views
Ah, well that makes perfect sense then Wulf`gar - 08/10/2010 09:47:02 PM 836 Views
Re: Scripts Gaps - 08/10/2010 01:40:05 AM 936 Views
Later on it turns out Kuke - 08/10/2010 08:57:03 PM 1184 Views
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