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I would build my bank of small cannon random thoughts Send a noteboard - 15/08/2010 05:37:41 PM
They would deploy out of the side of my truck and allow me to give the morons who drive below the speed limit because they are to engrossed in the phone call to pay attention to their a full broadside. People texting and driving would get blasted at any speed. Oh and people who get in the turn lane and then wait through the light because they decided they didn't want to turn after all.

Hell I would just the shit out of anyone who pissed me off.
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Crime: what would you commit? LadyLorraine - 15/08/2010 01:49:22 AM 1550 Views
Road Rage. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/08/2010 01:52:37 AM 468 Views
if I had no morals, then all of them would be a possibility wouldnt they? Aisha - 15/08/2010 02:05:20 AM 1049 Views
no, they wouldn't. I'm talking about psychologically LadyLorraine - 15/08/2010 02:38:09 AM 861 Views
actually, I think I would be a rapist Aisha - 15/08/2010 05:34:03 AM 968 Views
Kidnapping cute babies? You're such a sweetie. everynametaken - 15/08/2010 05:35:31 AM 953 Views
hehe Aisha - 15/08/2010 11:29:36 PM 1016 Views
If no morals...than armed bank robbery. *NM* LordPerrin - 15/08/2010 03:29:34 AM 631 Views
wouldn't it depend upon the circumstances StarrBecca - 15/08/2010 03:43:33 AM 990 Views
Hmm, although I try my best to forgive people who have wronged me... everynametaken - 15/08/2010 05:38:40 AM 875 Views
I had a grandpa who was a kleptomaniac. everynametaken - 15/08/2010 05:41:11 AM 1059 Views
Maybe murder?? Brian - 15/08/2010 06:08:26 AM 1097 Views
Theft, probably. Darth_Katie - 15/08/2010 06:43:40 AM 867 Views
Freelance contract killer, specializing in politicians and people who drive slowly in the fast lane Vodalus - 15/08/2010 07:20:46 AM 911 Views
you do realize there's no such thing as a "fast lane"? LadyLorraine - 15/08/2010 03:01:00 PM 1039 Views
And by being a "passing" lane nossy - 15/08/2010 03:08:42 PM 1034 Views
I can't condone you treating those who drive in the left lane at the speed limit badly *NM* Floffe - 15/08/2010 03:17:51 PM 535 Views
Good thing I can feel the way I do w/o asking your permission. nossy - 15/08/2010 03:53:56 PM 1037 Views
I can. Particularly if they stay there, because then they aren't using it correctly anyway. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/08/2010 07:24:41 PM 508 Views
What Nossy said, both to you and Floffe. Vodalus - 15/08/2010 06:36:31 PM 994 Views
Can I be your sidekick? *NM* Avendesora - 16/08/2010 03:02:17 PM 510 Views
But of course. Hop in! *NM* Vodalus - 17/08/2010 12:01:49 AM 433 Views
Theft. Murder. Torture. A lot of unpleasant things, I'm sure. Ghavrel - 15/08/2010 08:05:37 AM 905 Views
I'd probably steal money. Don't know if robbery or fraud would be easier... *NM* Tim - 15/08/2010 11:03:57 AM 513 Views
Murder, but not in anger. Just for excitement (and/or money). (beat.) - 15/08/2010 12:05:55 PM 994 Views
I'm not sure how I would know that. nossy - 15/08/2010 03:06:42 PM 944 Views
Murder of annoying idiots and nuclear blackmail SilverWarder - 15/08/2010 03:07:08 PM 1030 Views
People who get in the way - kill 'em all snoopcester - 15/08/2010 03:19:29 PM 1003 Views
Assault and theft, probably Camilla - 15/08/2010 03:28:16 PM 981 Views
LOL! Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:32:50 PM 969 Views
Re: LOL! Camilla - 15/08/2010 11:34:37 PM 1035 Views
Re: LOL! Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:35:46 PM 1009 Views
Re: LOL! Camilla - 15/08/2010 11:38:00 PM 915 Views
I hate the Festival. Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:41:19 PM 1038 Views
You guys are goddamn lucky to have the festival. (beat.) - 21/08/2010 12:47:05 AM 806 Views
Re: You guys are goddamn lucky to have the festival. Camilla - 22/08/2010 09:02:16 PM 842 Views
It's not so much the Festival. Rebekah - 22/08/2010 10:52:13 PM 1215 Views
Are you saying that only I would be immune to the legal consequences or BlackAdder - 15/08/2010 05:09:01 PM 859 Views
I'd steal a LOT ironclad - 15/08/2010 05:26:39 PM 1019 Views
I would build my bank of small cannon random thoughts - 15/08/2010 05:37:41 PM 979 Views
vigilante killer *NM* damookster - 15/08/2010 05:40:25 PM 609 Views
of the Dexter variety? *NM* Aisha - 15/08/2010 06:54:34 PM 411 Views
You would kill vigilantes? I'm a bit concerned that this would get circular *NM* snoopcester - 15/08/2010 07:11:19 PM 528 Views
*NM* Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:32:00 PM 393 Views
pfft... damookster - 16/08/2010 02:47:38 AM 1032 Views
I'm in the clear then! *NM* snoop - 16/08/2010 11:54:50 AM 451 Views
SMASH! Urza - 15/08/2010 06:30:35 PM 836 Views
isnt that what you do now? *NM* Aisha - 15/08/2010 06:53:45 PM 501 Views
Come a little closer. *NM* Urza - 15/08/2010 08:58:50 PM 490 Views
I can't believe we don't have a single potential prostitute in this lot. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/08/2010 07:25:39 PM 541 Views
I assumed that was what Jens meant when he limited what he'd admit to, he just didn't want to say it *NM* snoopcester - 15/08/2010 07:37:41 PM 539 Views
I had the exact same thought. *NM* Vodalus - 15/08/2010 07:40:39 PM 405 Views
I don't think it's a crime to go around giving it away for free. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 15/08/2010 07:43:31 PM 427 Views
No, not till he starts charging. *NM* snoopcester - 15/08/2010 08:21:31 PM 432 Views
Yeah, until then, it's just a crime against nature. *NM* Brian - 16/08/2010 06:50:33 AM 482 Views
*NM* ironclad - 16/08/2010 11:38:57 AM 476 Views
lmao. <3 nossy - 16/08/2010 02:00:59 PM 1067 Views
snoopcester - 16/08/2010 02:25:20 PM 913 Views
Eh, he's got one of those baby faces. nossy - 16/08/2010 02:35:31 PM 897 Views
The ones that look nothing like a baby? snoopcester - 16/08/2010 04:10:33 PM 1016 Views
haha, I only tease cause I like you. *NM* Brian - 16/08/2010 09:24:58 PM 441 Views
*NM* snoopcester - 16/08/2010 11:53:13 AM 411 Views
I thought she meant things we would not do now *NM* random thoughts - 15/08/2010 07:44:58 PM 486 Views
yah, that's why i'm not surprised LadyLorraine - 15/08/2010 08:27:22 PM 835 Views
Prostitution is perfectly legal here. *NM* Helene - 16/08/2010 11:15:43 AM 456 Views
Well, yeah, obviously it would be a regional crime. (It's also legal in much of Nevada.) TaskmasterJack - 16/08/2010 11:02:50 PM 910 Views
that whole threadjack, was awesome! StarrBecca - 17/08/2010 03:52:30 AM 863 Views
Jewel Theft Sidious - 15/08/2010 08:15:49 PM 846 Views
Oh, it looks like several people have answered something related to motoring BlackAdder - 15/08/2010 09:18:25 PM 978 Views
Elbowing and/or tripping anyone who walks in my way, or is too slow in the street. Rebekah - 15/08/2010 11:35:03 PM 1019 Views
Elbowing or tripping people? You brute . *NM* Avendesora - 16/08/2010 03:03:40 PM 432 Views
Euthanasia... Danu - 16/08/2010 05:24:38 AM 959 Views
I already have no morals... A Deathwatch Guard - 16/08/2010 06:43:42 AM 1041 Views
I'd be a klepto, no doubt. rAndy aL - 16/08/2010 11:31:28 AM 991 Views
It also says a lot that this is the first time on RAFO I see 5 of my MB buddies in one post *NM* ironclad - 16/08/2010 01:46:18 PM 567 Views
*NM* Avendesora - 16/08/2010 03:05:38 PM 468 Views
Diamond theft. Elaine - 16/08/2010 02:58:14 PM 1069 Views
That's a good one. Darth_Katie - 16/08/2010 07:43:21 PM 941 Views
i can't find myself liking pearls LadyLorraine - 16/08/2010 07:46:44 PM 793 Views
But they're pretty mineralized oyster loogies Darth_Katie - 16/08/2010 10:01:25 PM 906 Views
Grand theft, arson, murder, rape, Hieshyn - 22/08/2010 08:33:34 PM 1152 Views
I would jaywalk. Like A LOT. edgecutioner - 02/09/2010 12:02:21 AM 1154 Views
Assasinate Glenn Beck *NM* Napoleon62 - 02/09/2010 02:41:54 PM 604 Views
No, no, no... unrealistic immoral things. What you suggested is just good sense. *NM* TaskmasterJack - 02/09/2010 11:00:44 PM 497 Views
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