Where did he come from? How did he incorporate himself into duck society? How do we know he wasn't actually a significantly mutated duck on the path to becoming a new species and his metamorphosis doesn't represent a progress of science over the narrow-mindedness of organized religion?

Either way, mister, you've got some 'splainin to do.

Also: iPhone!

Edit: also, Mary-I assume this was Mary-being a very literal minded person, obviously was confused by the deliberately misleading title, and as such we are asking for 10000 pounds/dollars/simoleans