I have 3 roommates now. All guys. There are two dogs in the house. One, a 13 lb Boston Terrier named Molly is a sweetheart. The other, a 50 lb 'some kind of' hound, is a creature that makes me want to beat the hell out of it constantly.

So, I get up today and go to work. The door to my bedroom was shut, as always. I get home from work and in between my door and my bed, on a pile of dirty clothes (because the dryer stopped working) is a huge pile of dog shit. And the door was closed when I got home.

Now, this dog has figured out how to open the doors (doorknobs no less) in this house and I have no doubt that he opened my door and shat on my clothes.

This also means that someone closed the door to my room, with a big pile of shit not three feet from them.

So what should I do to get them back?