Or it may already be IN my bed, who knows. We don't have cockroaches in the apartment. THis is the first. It was in the middle of the room when I came home and turned on the light. It is so big, at first I thought it was some kind of other bug. It froze. I froze. I was too chickenshit to squash it, so while I looked for something to trap it under (nothing!), it unfroze and ran under my bed. The mofo looks pregnant too.

WHAT DO I DO?

I have to sleep. The bed is huge, unmoveable, and I don't see the monster under there anymore. I'll leave the lights on for the night. What do I need for an exorcism (tomorrow)?